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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


mussy

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
https://i.imgur.com/opHnzZG.mp4

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Can someone report back please, I need to know if those smell like fart.

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe
The hell even is that? Some kind of bladder?

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Mr. Sunshine posted:

The hell even is that? Some kind of bladder?

No, your monitor is just off

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




Mr. Sunshine posted:

The hell even is that? Some kind of bladder?

It's a sex arse. They are finally available after the brief covid era shortage.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011
Nature is finally returning to Calais :butt:

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
It's farts from a butt, op.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S
steam is stored in the balls

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Large Testicles posted:

steam is stored in the balls

Try having a bit more downtime before jerking off again.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Meat downtime

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Mr. Sunshine posted:

The hell even is that? Some kind of bladder?

I don’t remember which thread it was in, but somebody commented that it was something like a sheep's stomach stuffed with meat (and less savoury parts of the animal). Basically a Mongolian haggis.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Why so serious?

Tobermory
Mar 31, 2011

Mr. Sunshine posted:

The hell even is that? Some kind of bladder?

It looks like a fancy boodog; traditional Mongolian thing. Skin a goat, prepare and season the meat/organs and mix them with vegetables, put them back in the skin with hot stones and seal the skin. It's a cool way to roast meat if you're, say, a bunch of nomads who have to carry everything you own on horseback and don't want to waste space on a cooking pot.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Tobermory posted:

It looks like a fancy boodog; traditional Mongolian thing. Skin a goat, prepare and season the meat/organs and mix them with vegetables, put them back in the skin with hot stones and seal the skin. It's a cool way to roast meat if you're, say, a bunch of nomads who have to carry everything you own on horseback and don't want to waste space on a cooking pot.

Well it sounds better than haggis

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

kirbysuperstar posted:

Well it sounds better than haggis

It's not that hard to sound better than haggis, haggis sounds are really loud and annoying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pF-KlNCLO7M

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I'm the guy paid to follow a noisy guy and put a haggis platter down on a table wrong so the guy following me has something to adjust.

I'm also the bunch of wankers not being able to clap in time to a straight beat.

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe

naw man, that's gotta be one of those "run porn through an AI filter" things

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Mr. Sunshine posted:

naw man, that's gotta be one of those "run porn through an AI filter" things

It's a cold comfort to think that when the human race has been eradicated by AI, they all become confusedly horny when they see potatoes.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Mr. Sunshine posted:

naw man, that's gotta be one of those "run porn through an AI filter" things
Yeah it's incredibly obviously someone's dickpic. There's even a thigh on the right.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
What do you mean the ham potatos?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Actually my man you've posted a fair few "obviously porn run through AI" posts in the past while, maybe take a few moments when something seems too good to be true.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Yeah, or find some other outlet for your dickie pickies

lmao

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

uh, what happened to the "Homegroan" forum again, I can't quite remember...

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Karate Bastard posted:

Yeah, or find some other outlet for your dickie pickies

lmao
I didn't want to be the one to say it

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Uthor posted:

How do you get them off?

A guy once yelled "NOW WE WRESTLE!", charged me, and jumped up on me and held on like the Ukrainian guy in the GIF, at Ruisrock. I think he thought he could knock me over but... he didn't.

My rather succesful strategy was to run against the nearest chain-link fence. Do they have any chain-link fences around?

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Frymosis is a serious personal condition and shouldn't be made fun of

Golden Dragon
Apr 9, 2007

Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

*Actual anus hidden in page fold.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I don't see an infobox about how it's pronounced 'ooran-oos' y'all giggling children.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



PYF Things That Look NWS - oh never mind, it's ur anus

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX7L89z3WzA

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://files.catbox.moe/4r4fwe.mp4

White Rock
Jul 14, 2007
Creativity flows in the bored and the angry!

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018


Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Metaphor aside, what was the point of that? She just chopped it up then dumped it on the ground. That's just dumping something on the ground with extra steps.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
From how it ends, probably to show off the cutting board.

Ironhead
Jan 19, 2005

Ironhead. Mmm.


Yeah based on the stack of cutting boards, I'm guessing she's a street vendor selling them?

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Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.
I've seen enough infomercials to practically be able to understand what she's saying:

"You take your patented wooden toilet seat, you can crush dick-shaped vegetables with it, chop them with a knife, and yet the jizz still rinses right off with no scratches"

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