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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Time for my periodic check-in on the eggman

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1719701399099838799

:hmmno:

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Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013


blind squirrel, etc

cummunism420
Apr 21, 2022


PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

https://twitter.com/ettingermentum/status/1719790490126827984

https://twitter.com/JUSTlNHASTINGS/status/1719792764601200962

If only we had a left-wing candidate instead of a grifter like RFK

https://twitter.com/ettingermentum/status/1719796171840078281

PawParole has issued a correction as of 20:21 on Nov 1, 2023

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Nichael posted:

I have erected a border wall of my Dragon Age bag to solidify my territory in class versus liberals. If the students near me like Israel so much, I should learn from my purported homeland and begin to annex their seats. And in true Israeli fashion, if they threaten to kick my rear end, I'll call in the American neoliberal hegemony (the lib student who inexplicably likes me, and loves guns), to back me up.


I will start by dumping my trash in the seats to the side of me, and then set up a Nintendo Switch in front of me. I will also start loudly snorting my Adderall powder, and deny it to all neighbors, thus cutting off their resources.

hey you just saw one of my posts! Everyone sees my posts in purple because they're everyone's favorite, right??

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


Sensible pragmatism isn't popular smh

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Adenoid Dan posted:

Every American politician treats Russia and China like Schumer's imaginary centrist family, but in reverse

I would think that China is much more happy that we can't ensure every American is fed and educated lol

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Putin would get sooooo mad if we made sure people could procure insulin at cost, or even with a profit margin in line with common consumer goods

he would throw his ushanka on the ground and stomp on it, just picture that image liberals

now imagine his dumb face if it was free

Adenoid Dan
Mar 8, 2012

The Hobo Serenader
Lipstick Apathy
In a hundred years we'll be saying things like "Putin will be happy!" meaning you'll regret that or that's a bad idea, and nobody will have any idea why

Like Bob's your uncle

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

HallelujahLee posted:

after the dems lose they will blame arab/muslim and (obv) leftists voters for not accepting genocide

Or if they pull off another squeeker they'll learn that no one actually wants good things and it's only bots and the terminally online against forever war and genocide. They won by a mandate to continue pledging incremental change and unconditionally supporting our client states

loquacius posted:

https://twitter.com/BillKristol/status/1719744295752655100

man just think how mad putin would get if we spent half of that pittance on healthcare

If we spent a pittance of our treasure extraditing Bill to Iraq and Afghanistan I'm sure Putin would be real mad.
It's so loving maddening that he got to be so loving wrong and is then still allowed to be an 'expert' trotting out the same "We should murder more brown people, it costs nothing and will have no political or moral ramifications"
At least replace him with a different expert ghoul to cheerlead the next wars.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Advocating leftist causes to a lib by telling them Trump would be sooooo mad about it would probably work pretty well

and if they start waffling about pragmatism or whatever?





Trump would have been happy if he heard you say that.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

loquacius posted:

https://twitter.com/DrJillStein/status/1719457395577921601

still funny how mad libs get at dr jill's existence

As a firm believer in voting for the lesser evil I'm voting green again. I hope everyone who thinks like me makes the same decision

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Gumball Gumption posted:

As a firm believer in voting for the lesser evil I'm voting green again. I hope everyone who thinks like me makes the same decision

who is the green party candidate even gonna be now that cornel bailed

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

PawParole posted:

[If only we had a left-wing candidate instead of a grifter like RFK

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
rfk couldnt be any worse than the other two

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Rfk isn't my first choice or my second but we gotta stop letting the perfect be the enemy of the good and unite together to beat that bad ol twump

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Gonna go tell the Qanon people that RFK Jr. switched places with his cousin JFK Jr. in the 90s to fight the pedophiles

Brainwreck
Mar 17, 2009
Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/SamMellins/status/1719716771161047266

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Ah, Adams has received the light of Islam, I see.


e: Stupid. Sorry.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald has issued a correction as of 21:42 on Nov 1, 2023

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

Ah, Adams has received the light of Islam, I see.

those are almost definitely sikhs

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008


Alright fine I'm all in for RFK 2024 he has my vote

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

loquacius posted:

those are almost definitely sikhs

Ok so he hates Sunnis or whatever

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

Ah, Adams has received the light of Islam, I see.

*inhale threw teeth sound*

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

loquacius posted:

those are almost definitely sikhs

do you think adams knows the difference?

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Coolness Averted posted:

do you think adams knows the difference?

as a vegan? certainly

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

the_steve posted:

Well yeah, what else can we do? Throw our vote away on a third party?

A vote for a third party is a vote for Kodos, only President Kang can stop Kodos from building another ray gun to shoot at another planet

VitalSigns has issued a correction as of 22:05 on Nov 1, 2023

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Do I want to blow up a planet?
Of course not! If blowing up zero planets isn't an option, you're drat right I'll vote to blow up one planet instead of two planets. It sucks but that's life. Do you think the people getting blown up either way are going to thank you for your moral purity, knowing you could have saved another planet but you decided to vote for Jill Stein instead

Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

VitalSigns posted:

Do I want to blow up a planet?
Of course not! If blowing up zero planets isn't an option, you're drat right I'll vote to blow up one planet instead of two planets. It sucks but that's life. Do you think the people getting blown up either way are going to thank you for your moral purity, knowing you could have saved another planet but you decided to vote for Jill Stein instead

there is nothing wrong with coercion through threats of violence, its good actually, and youre the weird one if you dont like it

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1719820623461982447?s=20

Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe

lmao


"this genocide you're abetting isn't nearly efficient enough"

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002


uh oh

Maximo Roboto
Feb 4, 2012

https://twitter.com/sorkincel/status/1719717595656425668
https://twitter.com/sorkincel/status/1719730267953201649

Clip-On Fedora
Feb 20, 2011

loquacius posted:

https://twitter.com/BillKristol/status/1719744295752655100

man just think how mad putin would get if we spent half of that pittance on healthcare

*Sings into a microphone*

HMMMMmmmm The Cold Eyed MEN of Moscowwwww~

Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe

I mean yeah they don't exist, anyone who claims to be left-wing and gets into American politics is an idiot or a fraud. Is this person cool with us continuing not to vote for anyone, or...?

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://x.com/VP/status/1719833418869981388?s=20

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


chair lunch dinner posted:

POV: You're about to be sniffed



pope frank please excommunicate this mf

tia

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

3 minute video with like 7 angle cuts, she must be zooted
do they even let her do live speeches anymore

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009


lol

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://x.com/Dexertonox/status/1719818264195244130?s=20

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Adenoid Dan
Mar 8, 2012

The Hobo Serenader
Lipstick Apathy
"what Israel deserves to do"

Israel can have little a genocide as a treat

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