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TenementFunster: Feb 20, 2003; The Cooler King

The Islamic Shock posted:

As a member of the Democratic Party I am deeply offended by your implication that they should do things people elected them to do

red flag laws are wildly popular entire political spectrum except for the "reddit users who are currently writing their racist manifesto" demographic and still.

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 18:51

The Voice of Labor: Apr 8, 2020

just posting in the cops are good, we should make even more laws for them to impartially enforce thread

# ? Nov 1, 2023 03:40

gbut: Mar 28, 2008; 😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉

red flag laws, but that also apply to cops

# ? Nov 1, 2023 13:13

nudejedi: Mar 5, 2002; Shanghai Tippytap

gbut posted:

red flag laws, but that also apply to cops

that would be an effective way to depopulate the force, since if it ever passed (no chance in this bootlickin' shithole demon cracker nation) the scared lil feral hogs would quit in droves if they couldn't have their lil 9mm unarmed POC eliminator.

# ? Nov 1, 2023 13:49

TenementFunster: Feb 20, 2003; The Cooler King

a few states have red flag laws with exceptions for cops that go around the courts and straight to their own internal affairs department instead. i�m sure those petitions are filed promptly!

# ? Nov 1, 2023 19:50

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

police are critically short staffed. they should be allowed to pressgang civilians until they have the manpower they need imo

# ? Nov 1, 2023 21:44

Junpei: Oct 4, 2015; Can't post for 11 years!

Who's ready for everyone's favorite American pasttime: false flag operations to justify imperialism!

# ? Nov 4, 2023 00:18

skooma512: Feb 8, 2012; You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

https://www.latimes.com/california/...-a-24-hour-span

I mean, cool, but also, this seems like a gang tying up loose ends.

# ? Nov 8, 2023 19:49

Boywhiz88: Sep 11, 2005; floating 26" off da ground. BURR!

skooma512 posted:

https://www.latimes.com/california/...-a-24-hour-span

I mean, cool, but also, this seems like a gang tying up loose ends.

Yeah, after reading Knock LA's series on LASD gangs, I can't imagine it's not due to some poo poo about to come out.

# ? Nov 8, 2023 20:18

Koishi Komeiji: Mar 30, 2003

This is what happens when you gently caress with the Wayside Whities

# ? Nov 8, 2023 20:20

skooma512: Feb 8, 2012; You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

I don't know why they would care tbh. They're above the law.

# ? Nov 8, 2023 20:23

Coolness Averted: Feb 20, 2007; oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

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Boywhiz88 posted:

Yeah, after reading Knock LA's series on LASD gangs, I can't imagine it's not due to some poo poo about to come out.

I knew the LA Sherrif was gonna be bad since he came from the notoriously corrupt Long Beach PD, but I didn’t think he'd manage to be worse than Lee Baca, but we got an actual police gang booster replacing the guy who turned a blind eye to them.

# ? Nov 8, 2023 20:28

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

a gangster took charge of a gang of violent criminals. what a shock.

# ? Nov 8, 2023 21:44

Pontificating Ass: Aug 2, 2002; What Doth Life?

Cops deploy SWAT team, robot dog, to approach sleeping man, call it a "standoff"

https://x.com/disclosetv/status/1722582378319626624?s=20

in the future, boot-stamping will be done by robot dog

# ? Nov 10, 2023 02:28

Koishi Komeiji: Mar 30, 2003

For some reason they forgot to mention the robot toy costs 280,000 dollars and the "armed man" had a bb gun :thunk:

# ? Nov 10, 2023 06:08

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

lol a 3 hour freak out over a sleeping dude with a pellet gun involving dozens of cops . come on America

# ? Nov 10, 2023 06:12

Rubellavator: Aug 16, 2007

https://kfor.com/news/local/single-mother-evicted-and-left-to-pay-for-damages-after-standoff-with-no-one-inside/amp/

quote:

STILLWATER, Okla. (KFOR) � A Stillwater single mother of two is left homeless after the home she was living in was at the center of a standoff Wednesday night that ended with suspect was not inside.

�I was pleading with them that they could have the keys and that he wasn�t in there,� said Brittany Fent, who has lived at the home in Oakridge for three years.

Now, she says management has told her she was evicted and left to pay for what damages occurred.

Stillwater Police said they had gotten word Wednesday afternoon from Lincoln County Officials of Lewis Bearden III being inside the home. Police said that he had felony arrest warrants for burglary and robbery and that they had information he would be there.

�He wasn�t there and I told them several times that he wasn�t,� said Fent. �I kept begging them to use my keys and get inside if needed, but they didn�t listen or believe me. Now I�m left without a home.�

Fent told KFOR that she had dated Bearden but they had broken up over a month ago.

�I am living paycheck to paycheck trying to afford food for my girls,� said Fent. �I got an eviction notice earlier today and management told me that I would be the one to have to pay for the damages.�

She has two little girls who live in the home and were with their grandparents when the standoff happened.

�Now they don�t have their clothes, their beds are broken,� said Fent.

The damage is extensive throughout the home and on the outside. Several windows were broken, the door had been ripped off, the children�s beds had been broken into wooden pieces, clothes were thrown around, damage all over the walls, a TV busted, and more.

�I told them that they can willingly go inside and that they don�t have to demolish it,� said Fent.

Stillwater Police are still searching for Bearden as of Thursday, and said that he could be dangerous.

When asked why they decided to break the kid�s beds among the other things in the house SPD replied, �Once we�re inside we�re searching every possible location, trying to look through anything that could help find him.�

�I just wish they would�ve believed me that he wasn�t there and I wish that they understood how the damage would leave us heartbroken and I don�t even know how to tell my kids what happened,� said Fent.

For now, Fent and her kids are staying with her sister-in-law until she can find a more permanent situation.

�I work just to live week by week and paycheck to paycheck, I don�t have any money so I don�t know what happens next,� said Fent.

Police ask if anyone knows Bearden�s location, they are asked to not approach him and call 911 immediately.

cops bust up an empty house for no reason and get the family that lives there evicted.

# ? Nov 10, 2023 17:09

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Rubellavator posted:

https://kfor.com/news/local/single-mother-evicted-and-left-to-pay-for-damages-after-standoff-with-no-one-inside/amp/

cops bust up an empty house for no reason and get the family that lives there evicted.

system working as intended.

# ? Nov 10, 2023 19:23

Coolness Averted: Feb 20, 2007; oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

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turns out the absurd part of the police raid at the beginning of Brazil was that they didn't evict the mother and her kids from the destroyed apartment

# ? Nov 10, 2023 19:33

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Rubellavator posted:

cops bust up an empty house for no reason and get the family that lives there evicted.

�The files are inside the computer?� but cops are doing it with �suspects� and children�s bed frames.

# ? Nov 10, 2023 20:15

RandolphCarter: Jul 30, 2005

Rubellavator posted:

https://kfor.com/news/local/single-mother-evicted-and-left-to-pay-for-damages-after-standoff-with-no-one-inside/amp/

cops bust up an empty house for no reason and get the family that lives there evicted.

should�ve just said her name and all the pugs would�ve od�ed

# ? Nov 11, 2023 17:17

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006

Thinking about that time the NYPD or CPD had an entire city block towed so they could park near a funeral for a cop who died of natural causes. All the eulogies then mentioned his adorable racism.

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FlapYoJacks: Feb 12, 2009

lmfao
https://twitter.com/hannahcrileyy/status/1724184581501247933

# ? Nov 15, 2023 00:17

The Voice of Labor: Apr 8, 2020

I would like for all cops to do a birthright year in the idf right now

# ? Nov 15, 2023 00:29

Centrist Committee: Aug 6, 2019

merkava ride along

# ? Nov 15, 2023 00:37

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Merkava go to the polls!

# ? Nov 15, 2023 02:52

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

quote:

RIO RANCHO, N.M. �
A law has been in place for police departments and law enforcement to remove firearms from anyone they think is an immediate threat to someone.

However, Target 7 has learned one of New Mexico's largest counties, Sandoval County, has never used it.

Some argue that 82-year-old Rio Rancho woman Juneanne Fannell would still be alive if it was used.

The Rio Rancho Police Department and Fire Department arrived at the home in April to find Fannell in a hospital bed. First responders were there after caretaker Henry Cardana called for emergency services.

Cardana told 911 that Fannell was uncontrollable and that they needed to get her out of the home for her own safety. Cardana had been the caretaker for Fannell for several years.

Fannell also spoke during the 911 call and said that she felt like she was in danger. She also said there were weapons in the home after the dispatcher asked.

Rio Rancho officers talk with Cardana about the firearms inside the home.

"You're a firearms guy?" an officer asked.

"Oh, yeah," Cardana said.

"Nice," the officer said.

"They're loaded. They're ready to go," Cardana said.

"We don't need to see them," the officer said. "There's one probably right there in that case. And I see another one over there."

The officer continued saying, "I like folks that have guns," since he is a gun owner himself. As the officers begin to say their goodbyes to Cardana and Fannell, she begs them to stay at the home.

Then, the conversation continues between Cardana and Fannell once the officers say they have to go.

"What did you say?" Fannell asked.

"I said you're fine until I kill you," Cardana said.

"All right? He's threatened to do that," Fannell said to the Rio Rancho police officers.

"Get out of here now," Cardana said to the officers. "Go away."

The two officers leave, and four hours later, 911 receives another call. This time from a neighbor.

"The neighbor man was screaming for help and told us to call the police," the neighbor said. "He says he's killed her."

Police returned to find Cardana covered in blood. He had just shot and killed Fannell, according to court documents. KOAT legal expert John Day says more could have been done.

"In this particular case, it sounds like there was plenty of information that the law enforcement had that would have triggered the implementation of a red flag law," Day said.

The law is the extreme risk firearm protection order. It was enacted in July 2020 after two years of debate in the state capitol.

However, the majority of elected sheriffs in New Mexico oppose it and have said they will not enforce the law. However, the passed law allows law enforcement and prosecutors to petition a court.

Those petitions will have a gun owners guns seized if there is a credible threat they will do harm to others or themselves. Day explains how it works.

"There's a process for the for law enforcement to go to a court and get a temporary order saying go get those guns, put them away somewhere safe," Day said. "We'll deal with this and let some time pass, let people cool off."

woman begs cops to not leave her with a caretaker who she says makes her feel unsafe and has lots of guns around. caretaker than threatens the woman in front of the cops who do nothing. they leave and she�s dead hours later. good work to our brave boys in blue

# ? Nov 16, 2023 16:25

FlapYoJacks: Feb 12, 2009

The function of police is to enforce the law not prevent people from breaking the law. It gives them carte Blanche to be cowards and also have almost zero culpability.

# ? Nov 16, 2023 16:27

POWELL CURES KIDS: Aug 26, 2016

FlapYoJacks posted:

The function of police is to enforce the law

buzzzzzzzzz

# ? Nov 16, 2023 18:48

FlapYoJacks: Feb 12, 2009

POWELL CURES KIDS posted:

buzzzzzzzzz

Theoretically. In practice? Lol. Lmao. LMFAO.

# ? Nov 16, 2023 19:35

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

i think in this case the cops could tell exactly what was going on but were still okay with that guy killing a disabled woman.

# ? Nov 16, 2023 20:38

Wafflecopper: Nov 27, 2004; I am a mouth, and I must scream

FlapYoJacks posted:

The function of police is to enforce the police.

# ? Nov 17, 2023 03:22

Teriyaki Hairpiece: Dec 29, 2006; I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

FlapYoJacks posted:

The function of police is to enforce the law not prevent people from breaking the law. It gives them carte Blanche to be cowards and also have almost zero culpability.

Essentially the criminal justice system is a religious system. The most important component is belief. Places where crime happens are hotspots of spiritual pollution. Positioning a few "priests" AKA cop cars around the area allows the pollution to be washed away. Criminal trials are purification rituals. Some large crime has occured and the spiritual stain has spread across the community. Finding someone guilty and subjecting them to a harsh punishment is like burning sage. If your bike is stolen, you are upset, your whole world has been upended. Therefore, you call the priests. They have you perform ritual actions, such as providing a formal statement. They also, ritualistically, promise to do their best, while managing your expectations. These rites being performed, your spirit has been placated. You can go on with your life. The function of the police is to make you, a certain yous, feel better.

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gbut: Mar 28, 2008; 😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉

https://www.mlive.com/news/2023/10/former-michigan-police-officer-pleads-guilty-to-accepting-bribes-including-a-car.html

for those who don�t know, hamtramck is a 2 sq mile enclave inside Detroit that has like three cops.

e: I was wrong. they have a small number of firefighters, but several dozens of cops, according to their website.

gbut has issued a correction as of 16:49 on Nov 17, 2023

# ? Nov 17, 2023 16:45

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
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the function of police is to protect capital and the wealthy in that order.

# ? Nov 20, 2023 21:57

The Islamic Shock: Apr 8, 2021

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

the function of police is to protect capital and the wealthy in that order.

HEY WAIT A MINUTE I'm starting to suspect the people whose job it is to protect capital can be easily manipulated by ~~giving them~~ letting them take capital!

# ? Nov 21, 2023 21:36

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Marshfield mass police broadsided a car with an mrap and killed a 79 year old woman

"In a statement, the DA’s office said, “Preliminarily, it appears the operator of the red Subaru Forrester turned left in front of the tan motor vehicle and contact was made between the two vehicles...The Marshfield Police vehicle operator was not responding to a call at the time of the crash.”"

# ? Nov 23, 2023 00:22

The Voice of Labor: Apr 8, 2020

neat. another tiny town where the cops have a loving tank.

thanks obama

# ? Nov 23, 2023 00:28

spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

acab

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp-KMTW2YKU

Don't watch if you don't want your blood pressure to spike.

Basically two cops get mad that homeless man didn't instantly lick their boots so they beat him and kill his service dog.

An actual trained service dog. Saying that it bit them. From several feet away. Gross.

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an officer involved incident in which lethal force was deployed following an escalation in which a wolf-like animal engaged in threatening behavior, including but not limited to 'occular threats' and 'psychic bites'

# ? Nov 23, 2023 02:20

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