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maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

Pobrecito posted:

If you’re watching a team bunt against you in game 5 when they’re down 3-1 that tells you everything you need to know about them

yeah that they loving rule, bunting owns

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tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Shinjobi posted:

Just one good ump, is that too much to fuckin ask for

Never as long as Angel Hernandez lives.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

Shinjobi posted:

Just one good ump, is that too much to fuckin ask for

you know the answer :(

Pobrecito
Jun 16, 2020

hasta que la muerte nos separe

maffew buildings posted:

yeah that they loving rule, bunting owns

next youll tell me that pitcher hitting is cool

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
yeah because I'm not a dingus, sorry you're incapable of enjoying baseball as baseball was meant to be played

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Pitcher hitting CAN be extremely cool. It just wasn't pretty often.


I think Derek Holland got a hit in the World Series, maybe?


drat Carter you're the best boy

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Thank you carter

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
wow Carter just can't be stopped

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Pobrecito posted:

next youll tell me that pitcher hitting is cool
pitcher home runs are the best part of baseball excluding ohtani since it’s normal for him

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Evan :love:

Dukberry
Nov 5, 2013

Shinjobi posted:

Pitcher hitting CAN be extremely cool. It just wasn't pretty often.


I think Derek Holland got a hit in the World Series, maybe?


drat Carter you're the best boy

I think Cliff Lee had a big hit in game 1 of 2010?

Carter is everything

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Dukberry posted:

I think Cliff Lee had a big hit in game 1 of 2010?

That's the one

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
JUST WATCH A PITCH OR TWO, JESUS loving CHRIST

Guido Merkens
Jun 18, 2003

The price of greatness is responsibility.
Maybe they were in a big hurry

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Good lord Rangers take some pitches and work the count

Scruffy the janitor
Dec 31, 2007

A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld
Only Seager should be allowed to swing at the first pitch

Pobrecito
Jun 16, 2020

hasta que la muerte nos separe
Rangers hitters: You know, fans, as players, we have advised... a number of batters to explore swinging on the first pitch, where theres a chance to attack a good pitch to hit right way.

Rangers fans: Well, did it work for those hitters?

Rangers hitters : No, it never does. I mean, these hitters somehow delude themselves into thinking it won't just be a weak groundout, but... but it might work for us.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
John Smoltz will flat out not say a word about the Texas Rangers this entire game as some sort of challenge.

Scruffy the janitor
Dec 31, 2007

A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld

Shinjobi posted:

John Smoltz will flat out not say a word about the Texas Rangers this entire game as some sort of challenge.

He's gonna cream his pants if they score this inning

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Also would be nice if Nate would stop letting the lead off guy on and immediately find himself pitching out of a jam.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Ragnarok the Red posted:

Also would be nice if Nate would stop letting the lead off guy on and immediately find himself pitching out of a jam.

It's the worst he's looked all postseason

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
dbacks just going to blow every opportunity

Pobrecito
Jun 16, 2020

hasta que la muerte nos separe
Maybe don't bunt with your #3 hitter lmfao

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Snakes why you no want to score today

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Eovaldi I sincerely cannot take anymore of that poo poo

Bandire
Jul 12, 2002

a rabid potato

gently caress me this is stressing me out. Nothing is ever easy for this team.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
These Wendy's commercials are so god drat annoying

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
:sweatdrop:

Dukberry
Nov 5, 2013

Shinjobi posted:

Eovaldi I sincerely cannot take anymore of that poo poo

Counterpoint: I'll take exactly 6 more innings of it if he keeps getting out of it unscathed

Scruffy the janitor
Dec 31, 2007

A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld
Nathan's trying to demoralize them! Or something

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
That's why you don't give away a free out when you've already got a speedy runner in scoring position.

Pobrecito
Jun 16, 2020

hasta que la muerte nos separe
ok yeah clearly BABIP has forsaken us today were gonna lose

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
If I were Gallen I'd be livid. You motherfuckers I'm finally pitching like an ace

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Complete game shutout if this loving trend holds, jesus gently caress

Bandire
Jul 12, 2002

a rabid potato

Gallen is going to throw a 70 pitch perfect game.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Carter is STILL the only dude doing his poo poo right, at least he worked a loving full count.

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

maffew buildings posted:

yeah because I'm not a dingus, sorry you're incapable of enjoying baseball as baseball was meant to be played
with one ball the whole game, a flat mound, no gloves, and no overhand pitching?

Pobrecito
Jun 16, 2020

hasta que la muerte nos separe
gallen's going to throw 9 IP with 1 H but the diamondbacks will get the lead runner on every inning and fail to get him home every time and lose since it was a corey seager bomb

rickiep00h
Aug 16, 2010

BATDANCE


bawfuls posted:

with one ball the whole game, a flat mound, no gloves, and no overhand pitching?

And nine balls to a walk.

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Dukberry
Nov 5, 2013

Pobrecito posted:

gallen's going to throw 9 IP with 1 H but the diamondbacks will get the lead runner on every inning and fail to get him home every time and lose since it was a corey seager bomb

Don't stop there, tell me about the post game show

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