[P/I] Dear university students, my advice to you is to become familiar with the Quran

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DancingShade: Jul 26, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

Al! posted:

they're facing a rocket fuel shortage? israel, gather ye piss

Time to make a solar powered non chemical rocket.

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i am harry: Oct 14, 2003

imagine the insane high level mossad cum tech they must be fielding

pipes with blue stuff running through them all over refrigerators like mr freeze
touch screens on everything
little tiny touch screens on the cum vials

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Fellatio del Toro: Mar 21, 2009

one state on the land of palestine, of course. but what about a second state: the vast underground kingdom of hamas

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Jonah Galtberg: Feb 11, 2009

i am harry posted:

imagine the insane high level mossad cum tech they must be fielding

pipes with blue stuff running through them all over refrigerators like mr freeze
touch screens on everything
little tiny touch screens on the cum vials

calm down

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DancingShade: Jul 26, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

Jonah Galtberg posted:

calm down

That's the last thing you want during sperm retrieval ops.

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Lord of Pie: Mar 2, 2007

Scarabrae posted:

wait your telling me this whole time the rank and file of the Israeli army is as well trained as Buster Bluth?

getting to wimp lo territory

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BULBASAUR: Apr 6, 2009; Soiled Meat

i am harry for cum tech

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Jonah Galtberg: Feb 11, 2009

BULBASAUR posted:

i am harry for cum tech

DancingShade posted:

That's the last thing you want during sperm retrieval ops.

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Crazypoops: Jul 17, 2017

DancingShade posted:

That's the last thing you want during sperm retrieval ops.

I imagine it's pretty exciting

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Jonah Galtberg: Feb 11, 2009

Crazypoops posted:

I imagine it's pretty exciting

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tatankatonk: Nov 4, 2011; Pitching is the art of instilling fear.

Atrocious Joe posted:

https://twitter.com/HaidarAkarar/status/1719065168402166100

It's so funny how this is simultaneously disgusting and cynical and also kind of right in the sense that America already shot its munitions wad for Ukraine

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Adenoid Dan: Mar 8, 2012; The Hobo Serenader; Lipstick Apathy

Not to belabor the point but there is something deeply sick about sending young men to die and then suddenly caring about their genetic legacy* when it's too late.

Also it would probably be a thousand times cheaper and less traumatic for relatives if they'd freeze a sample at bootcamp or whatever.

*The worst and least important kind of legacy

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hubris.height: Jan 6, 2005; Pork Pro

Crazypoops posted:

Israel sends in the troops and all they get back is cum

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Whitenoise Poster: Mar 26, 2010

Scrree posted:

Yemen declared war on Israel on Monday and has been firing off long-range drone strikes towards the IOF since. A notable Iraqi shia/'Iranian-backed' militia announced that it was going to evict the US from the region yesterday iirc. Nasrallah is giving his first speech since October 7th on Friday and there are rumors/hopes that it may be the moment that Hezbollah seriously enters the conflict.

Earlier in the thread it was noted that the Israel Airforce is structured for a 3-week campaign and has difficulty maintaining supplies and maintenance for longer conflicts. It's been almost a month since the war began, so if the anti-Israel forces were waiting for the IOF to exhaust itself before striking this weekend would be the time.

gently caress yeah better than nothing.

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Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

Fellatio del Toro posted:

one state on the land of palestine, of course. but what about a second state: the vast underground kingdom of hamas

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Smug Mug: Jul 21, 2011

can someone explain the semen jokes so i don�t have to google �israeli cum�

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Crazypoops: Jul 17, 2017

Fellatio del Toro posted:

one state on the land of palestine, of course. but what about a second state: the vast underground kingdom of hamas

haven't you seen the videos? this already exists. drat hamas wants the surface now too!

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Crazypoops: Jul 17, 2017

Smug Mug posted:

can someone explain the semen jokes so i don�t have to google �israeli cum�

elite cum extraction teams

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Owlbear Camus: Jan 3, 2013; Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?

Adenoid Dan posted:

Not to belabor the point but there is something deeply sick about sending young men to die and then suddenly caring about their genetic legacy* when it's too late.

Also it would probably be a thousand times cheaper and less traumatic for relatives if they'd freeze a sample at bootcamp or whatever.

*The worst and least important kind of legacy

if they are going to raise up sibkos to earn bloodnames they should at least issue a trial of procession challenge hamas' best mechwarriors to duke it out in the circle of equals, timber wolf 'mech to timber wolf 'mech

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Spoondick: Jun 9, 2000

Smug Mug posted:

can someone explain the semen jokes so i don�t have to google �israeli cum�

imagine "no man left behind" but with semen

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Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

tfw when you see gbs horse cum jokes in cspam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jln3mi0vfJU

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punishedkissinger: Sep 20, 2017; Can't post for 3 hours!

Smug Mug posted:

can someone explain the semen jokes so i don’t have to google ‘israeli cum’

https://futurism.com/neoscope/israel-extracting-sperm-dead-soldiers

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Frosted Flake: Sep 13, 2011; Semper Shitpost Ubique

So are these single women taking this on, or what?

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CODChimera: Jan 29, 2009

Homeless Friend posted:

tfw when you see gbs horse cum jokes in cspam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jln3mi0vfJU

ban cum chat, lump it in with the burger chat

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ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

what does your heart tell you

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Bastard Tetris: Apr 27, 2005; L-Shaped; Nap Ghost

Adenoid Dan posted:

Sperm retrieval alert connected to an apple watch heart monitor

Cyberpunk 2077 Trauma Team for spermjacking recently killed soldiers

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stephenthinkpad: Jan 2, 2020

There is no way to deal with those small drones with the grenades. This tactic was invented in the U/R war early this year and it has been used many times. When the quadcopter is high enough above, the soldiers can't hear it at all.

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Smug Mug: Jul 21, 2011

punishedkissinger posted:

https://futurism.com/neoscope/israel-extracting-sperm-dead-soldiers

now that I know, I�m sorry I asked. these people need jesus

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The Voice of Labor: Apr 8, 2020

stephenthinkpad posted:

There is no way to deal with those small drones with the grenades. This tactic was invented in the U/R war early this year and it has been used many times. When the quadcopter is high enough above, the soldiers can't hear it at all.

the war wining invincible "tech only we have access to" military advantage turned out to be trees

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Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Joan Rivers voice]: so i told Hamas, keep my son-in-law, just send me the balls

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500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

stephenthinkpad posted:

There is no way to deal with those small drones with the grenades. This tactic was invented in the U/R war early this year and it has been used many times. When the quadcopter is high enough above, the soldiers can't hear it at all.

I am pretty sure isis pioneered the grenade drone tech a long time ago

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The Voice of Labor: Apr 8, 2020

Smug Mug posted:

these people need jesus

good news! you're not alone in that belief

quote:

Israel will finally recognize Jesus as their Messiah (Zechariah 12:10)

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sullat: Jan 9, 2012

quote:

We shall take only the greatest minds, the finest soldiers, the most faithful servants. We shall multiply them a thousandfold and release them to usher in a new era of glory.
Col. Corazon Santiago, "The Council of War"

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Danann: Aug 4, 2013

The Voice of Labor posted:

the war wining invincible "tech only we have access to" military advantage turned out to be trees

the trees betray you in winter by hibernating

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The Voice of Labor: Apr 8, 2020

Danann posted:

the trees betray you in winter by hibernating

false deciduous propaganda. god is on our pines

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Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.