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Leon Sumbitches posted:Goons don't get meter, story at eleven Eleven meters is, like, 3 storeys. Idiot.
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SpacePig posted:Eleven meters is, like, 3 storeys. Idiot. That’s at least 3 whole episodes, assuming none of them are two-parters.
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How does the AI rightly know that George would be the one to sit on the bonnet and Jerry the one to stand behind the car? Truly we live in times.
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Grassy Knowles posted:That’s at least 3 whole episodes, assuming none of them are two-parters. Hopefully the main character experiences at least two fathoms
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kiimo posted:Hopefully the main character experiences at least two fathoms That would be so wild; I cannot fathom that at all
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kiimo posted:Hopefully the main character experiences at least two fathoms would that make the main character Mark Twain
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I kinda hate you for this, but also: well done.
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hawowanlawow posted:I wanted that movie to be good so badly Is it stupid bad or boring bad? Is there any amount of weed and liquor that could save it?
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The worst part about my ball snipping was both the fact that, due to back issues and damaged nerves, I could somehow feel the first incision quite well. It required more than usual local anesthesia and I mostly felt all of it. The doctor said later “Well if I had known you had those back issues I would have sent you to the surgery center.”  The other bad part was the tugging feeling and finally the smell of your burning vas deferens. Then the final realization I won’t have another kid (I love being a dad). I saw Steve O live a few months later and he does a video bit where you watch him get a vasectomy and uh, I had a really hard time. I cried. The show was otherwise actually really good and funny though. Anyway be a man: take one for the team. Don’t shove hormones into your partner or make them have a pretty serious surgery.
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Idk I got my fallopian tubes removed and it wasn't that serious. Not as quick as vasectomy but still just laproscopic day surgery and I was up and at em after a week or so
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Killingyouguy! posted:Idk I got my fallopian tubes removed and it wasn't that serious. Not as quick as vasectomy but still just laproscopic day surgery and I was up and at em after a week or so up and at what exactly
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Killingyouguy! posted:Idk I got my fallopian tubes removed and it wasn't that serious. Not as quick as vasectomy but still just laproscopic day surgery and I was up and at em after a week or so I guess I was trying to say that women shouldn’t be the only one responsible for, nor have the burden of, birth control. It really isn’t that bad.
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lol nerds just get born with a pituitary gland disorder so you can’t ever have kids no need for the snip snop
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Yeah laparoscopic surgery has come a loooooong way especially with robot-assisted stuff but a vasectomy is still way less invasive and risky than tubal ligation or any other kind of internal-organ-based sterilization procedure. Having both assisted with vasectomies and gotten one, it's a very simple and easy procedure - things can go wrong but it's rare and usually less serious than the equivalent. Step up, ball-bearers.
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Soul Dentist posted:up and at what exactly 
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Probably the worst thing about getting a vasectomy reversed would be the surgeon explaining that to operate on your man-bits, they're gonna need a microscope.
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So, in the lead up to some plague rats's implosion, one of the things she did was go into the original PYF rules post and add a rule stating that posting a TMNT thing that didn't scan was a probatable offense and give someone a sixer for it. This probably would have passed without anyone noticing (on account of spr giving people sixers for the randomest poo poo), but the poster she probed was actually a mod who was able to get astral to confirm that the probation happened BEFORE the rule change. At the time I was really pissed at her overstepping her IK role, but in retrospect that was a quaint little jape. Anyway, shut up about your balls.
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:Anyway, shut up about your balls. My friend’s balls smell like lobster bisque e: unrelated contribution 
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Kit Walker posted:My friend’s balls smell like lobster bisque Am I your friend or is this a coincidence
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Kit Walker posted:My friend’s balls smell like lobster bisque How, exactly, was this information obtained 
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null_pointer posted:How, exactly, was this information obtained Publicly announced. Several times over the course of a week, with an air of astonishment and increasing fear each time
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null_pointer posted:How, exactly, was this information obtained Sitting in a crowded restaurant, served lobster bisque for the first time in their life, suddenly shouting "I recognize this smell!"
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My MIL had her last birth via C-section so she decided to get the tubal while they had her open... Only it was a Catholic hospital and they refused to do that surgery. So, after the birth, she had to be moved to another hospital to get the tubal. 
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I got my nuts snipped. Shooting straight up strawberry milk ropes.
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I got my balls snipped, AMA (except what's already been discussed the last several pages)
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luchadornado posted:I got my balls snipped, AMA (except what's already been discussed the last several pages) I skipped a couple of posts but pretty sure this wasn't asked. Would you prefer to have coffee with Joe Rogan or a bagel with Jordan Peterson?
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Inceltown posted:I skipped a couple of posts but pretty sure this wasn't asked. If I threw the bagel in Jordan Peterson's face it would be pretty hilarious. But if I threw the coffee in Joe Rogan's face, I might get him to shut up for a few days. Can I do both?
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I used to think it was a "tubal litigation". Which made me think that the etymology of the legal thing was something to do with being tied up.
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Hyperlynx posted:I used to think it was a "tubal litigation". Which made me think that the etymology of the legal thing was something to do with being tied up. lmao what the christ
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domhal posted:How does the AI rightly know that George would be the one to sit on the bonnet and Jerry the one to stand behind the car? Truly we live in times. the timeless art of seduction
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Hyperlynx posted:I used to think it was a "tubal litigation". Which made me think that the etymology of the legal thing was something to do with being tied up. That's where lawyers exchange documents through a series of pneumatic tubes. Either that or in the London subway system.
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luchadornado posted:If I threw the bagel in Jordan Peterson's face it would be pretty hilarious. But if I threw the coffee in Joe Rogan's face, I might get him to shut up for a few days. Can I do both? If you make the coffee you can choose its temperature.
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Grassy Knowles posted:If you make the coffee you can choose its temperature. Set it to 90s McDonalds.
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Dameius posted:Set it to 90s McDonalds. Americans really will use anything except the metric system
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