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https://twitter.com/LasVegasLocally/status/1719730864903655931quote:Last night a naked man beat up a Las Vegas Metro Police officer and then stole his truck There's enough distance that the nudity isn't really pornographic or NSFW, but I figured spoilertagging it was the safe thing to do. 
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Nov 1, 2023 19:08
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PurpleXVI posted:https://twitter.com/LasVegasLocally/status/1719730864903655931 "I need your clothes, your boots and your truck" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpMg1upld0w
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Nov 2, 2023 10:28
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thats going to be a hell of an insurance call
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Nov 2, 2023 10:34
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Freshly fractured windscreens give the best scritches
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Nov 2, 2023 11:13
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[Elephant will remember that]
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Nov 2, 2023 11:14
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Classic scam, next the elephant demands payment for its medical costs
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Nov 2, 2023 11:16
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The elephant forgets but the glass remembers
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Nov 2, 2023 11:17
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I kinda think either those people did something to piss the elephant off or people in a similar looking car, maybe the people who rented it before them did something to piss the elephant off.
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Nov 2, 2023 11:23
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If that elephant was angry that would have been a very different video. Or possibly a non existent video.
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Nov 2, 2023 11:26
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Regy Rusty posted:If that elephant was angry that would have been a very different video. Or possibly a non existent video. Not angry, annoyed, like maybe the elephant was blocking the road and they honked at it. I just figure, that's a paved road, elephants are smart enough that it likely knew cars would be on that road and smart enough to have some idea of what happens when they sit on a car. Air Skwirl has a new favorite as of 11:35 on Nov 2, 2023 |
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Nov 2, 2023 11:31
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Air Skwirl posted:Not angry, annoyed, like maybe the elephant was blocking the road and they honked at it. I just figure, that's a paved road, elephants are smart enough that it likely knew cars would be on that road and smart enough to have some idea of what happens when they sit on a car.
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Nov 2, 2023 11:52
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Don't move! His vision is based on motion! He won't see us if we don't move!
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Nov 2, 2023 12:46
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I thought they were going to get an open window full of hot fresh piss so this seems a marginally better outcome. Schad is on me though because it took a minute to figure out why there was no "post" button. 
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Nov 2, 2023 14:42
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Yeah I spent the whole video thinking "what incredibly disgusting thing is this animal going to do to the car" and "bump into it a little too hard" was pretty far down the list
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haveblue posted:Yeah I spent the whole video thinking "what incredibly disgusting thing is this animal going to do to the car" and "bump into it a little too hard" was pretty far down the list Yeah. I was expecting a giant version of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P27G-JUp5A There are so many videos with cheetahs pooping on jeeps. “This car is now mine.” Bored has a new favorite as of 18:03 on Nov 2, 2023 |
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Nov 2, 2023 18:00
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Nov 2, 2023 18:04
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Sometimes life is so beautiful
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Nov 2, 2023 18:08
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What was he even trying to achieve
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Nov 2, 2023 18:10
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You know, I think I was too harsh on this scene in American Beauty, before.
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Nov 2, 2023 18:16
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It's a forgotten skill since the bills banned it
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Nov 2, 2023 20:06
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Elias_Maluco posted:What was he even trying to achieve Whatever he was planning would've ended even worse than that video did (crashing through the table and belly flopping face first onto the concrete).
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Nov 2, 2023 20:16
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But his fall would have been somewhat broken by a flimsy table?
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Nov 2, 2023 20:18
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Face. I meant face, would have been broken.
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Falconer posted:Whatever he was planning would've ended even worse than that video did (crashing through the table and belly flopping face first onto the concrete). The idea is that the breaking the table is a "soft" landing that breaks your speed before you hit the ground. Obviously still not safe or painless but it's why they do it on pro wrestling.
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Nov 2, 2023 20:28
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Yeah right next thing you’re going to tell me professional wrestlers are actually highly trained athletes who know how to perform these stunts safely
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Nov 2, 2023 20:35
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drat, that's one sturdy table, gotta get me one of those tables.
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Nov 2, 2023 20:35
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Oh no, they do it on unsafe levels of cocaine.
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Nov 2, 2023 20:36
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Hardcordion posted:The idea is that the breaking the table is a "soft" landing that breaks your speed before you hit the ground. Obviously still not safe or painless but it's why they do it on pro wrestling. Of course this requires the table to actually be rigged to break
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Hardcordion posted:The idea is that the breaking the table is a "soft" landing that breaks your speed before you hit the ground. Obviously still not safe or painless but it's why they do it on pro wrestling. Granted, but the tables used in pro wrestling are usually gimmicked to give way under the lightest of effort and also tend to have another person on top of them to further cushion the impact for the diver. That way it looks brutal but doesn't tend to do serious long-term damage, much like when two wrestlers just chop the brakes off of each other until their chests look like hamburger then show up the next week no worse for wear.
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Scratch Monkey posted:Yeah right next thing you’re going to tell me professional wrestlers are actually highly trained athletes who know how to perform these stunts safely Karate Bastard posted:Oh no, they do it on unsafe levels of cocaine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgk-lA12FBk
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Nov 2, 2023 21:18
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It is only safe after a rhinoceros killling dose of blow
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Karate Bastard posted:It is only safe after a rhinoceros killling dose of blow It's good that I'm not a rhino then
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Nov 2, 2023 21:41
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Nov 2, 2023 21:43
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Never have I been more disappointed there's no sound.
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got hazed for not goose stepping
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you know what you doing. take off every 'goose'!!
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