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DeimosRising posted:That story is really funny but mostly because making it illegal to “steal” signals is stupid as gently caress so this weirdo has to go absurd lengths to do something it’s ridiculous to even try to stop
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Nov 2, 2023 14:10
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I can't imagine being the Commies, looking at what Binenemy has done with Howell and not promoting him when they fire Rivera. Binenemy has to 100% get a job this offseason somewhere.
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Nov 2, 2023 14:23
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Shinji2015 posted:Now I'm imaging the Pats signing McDaniels for a coordinator position this year only to trade Bill to Washington in the offseason and promoting McDaniels to HC and suddenly I can't stop giggling Yeah The only thing I disagree with at all about Florio's reading, and every sane person's reading, (McDaniels will be available, and Bill's days are numbered, and Bill's not getting the wins record), is "nobody's gonna hire McDaniels to be an HC again" The day a white coach who's a failure and from Bill's coaching tree stops getting chances will be the first day it's ever happened. McDaniels looking the other way on the taping scandal and getting fired for it wasn't even the end of his chances! It absolutely should have been though! syzpid posted:I can't imagine being the Commies, looking at what Binenemy has done with Howell and not promoting him when they fire Rivera. Binenemy has to 100% get a job this offseason somewhere. Yeah, Washington should keep Bienemy. Emphasis on should. It's just...hard still getting a read at the team and making competent decisions in its current state. Post-Snyder life is hard when you haven't been alive to see pre-Snyder, stuff that seems like easy calls to make just don't align with what you've tended to see them do Chris James 2 fucked around with this message at 14:30 on Nov 2, 2023 |
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Nov 2, 2023 14:27
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Chris James 2 posted:Yeah History doesn't really back this up though. Mangini, Crennel, and Weis all failed twice, and never got third chances. Jim Schwartz never got a second job, despite media people constantly calling for it. Patricia, Judge, and Flores also never got second HC jobs. Technically BOB had two jobs since he left Penn State for the Texans, but he never got another HC chance in the NFL. Pretty much all these guys just went back to being assistants (or crawling back to Bill's bosom). McDaniels has now failed twice, both times in embarrassing public fashion. It's a wrap for him. For all the talk about privilege and failing upwards, they always seem to settle back down at their appropriate level. Benne fucked around with this message at 14:48 on Nov 2, 2023 |
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syzpid posted:I can't imagine being the Commies, looking at what Binenemy has done with Howell and not promoting him when they fire Rivera. Binenemy has to 100% get a job this offseason somewhere. This feels like a week 3 take. The washington offense is bad. howell is taking an historic number of sacks and has 6tds to 6ints since week 3. they're getting 85 rush yards and less than a td a game on the ground. Sure he doesn't have much talent, but it's just not true to say he's getting impressive results out of that bad talent anymore.
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syzpid posted:I can't imagine being the Commies, looking at what Binenemy has done with Howell Setting a new sack record?
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Benne posted:History doesn't really back this up though. It took 10 years for McDaniels to get a second gig, it's too early to call it on guys like Flores and Judge and Patricia. If McDaniels could rehab his image even after scorning Indy they could too, as could anyone who failed the first time. Shurmur rehabbed his image, Dennis Allen was given the Saints job, Steve Wilks was getting a fair amount of buzz after last year's interim stint and this year before the recent losing streak. I do agree that you don't get to fail 3 times, but twice seems plausible for everyone once time has passed and people forget why you were such a disaster in detail. Flores would probably be a prime candidate if he didn't piss off the owners with the lawsuit. Judge is a joke and probably wont be back, but if Patricia can embed himself on a good team he could reasonably ride it back to the top.
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:Setting a new sack record? A ton of analysts have said that he’s always been like this See his time at UNC https://247sports.com/college/north-carolina/article/unc-sam-howell-intent-on-reducing-sack-count-tar-heels-mack-brown--164533129/ I recall Kimes saying that he makes decisions that get him sacked pretty frequently
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Commies are: 22nd in offensive EPA 23rd in offensive DVOA Howell is 20th in EPA/play which is in line with the Jimmy G, Gardner Minshew tier and better than like the likes of Kenny Pickett, Mac Jones, and Zach Wilson. I guess that's fine? But it's not particularly amazing or anything.
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Febreeze posted:It took 10 years for McDaniels to get a second gig, it's too early to call it on guys like Flores and Judge and Patricia. If McDaniels could rehab his image even after scorning Indy they could too, as could anyone who failed the first time. Shurmur rehabbed his image, Dennis Allen was given the Saints job, Steve Wilks was getting a fair amount of buzz after last year's interim stint and this year before the recent losing streak. Flores has a shot I think because he’s shown some competence on his side of the ball when out from under Belichicks shadow but Patricia and Judge only got hired because they stood next to Bill and now that the Pats suck standing next to Bill isn’t worth a whole hell of a lot so they’ve got little chance of a second bite at the apple unless they can go succeed somewhere else, which they won’t because they’re garbage.
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Nov 2, 2023 16:36
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Patricia is on the Eagles as a defensive assistant and get this: They stink now. There's no loving way Patricia or Judge are getting another Head coaching gig in the NFL.
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Kalli posted:Patricia is on the Eagles as a defensive assistant and get this: They stink now. Ok, but we all said the same thing about McDaniels.
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Nov 2, 2023 16:53
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:Ok, but we all said the same thing about McDaniels. I mean he came back and was a great OC again for a long time. We thought he wouldn't get another job after dicking the Colts over so hard, but we forgot that the NFL doesn't care about being a raging rear end in a top hat, they care about if you're good at a job you're not being hired for, and Patricia and Judge aren't, so they won't get hired again. Whereas like 20+ teams should be trying to get Josh in the building as an Offensive coach right now.
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Nov 2, 2023 17:05
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:Ok, but we all said the same thing about McDaniels. Getting to rehab your image by working with the greatest QB ever doesn’t seem like a it’s an opportunity that’s open to most but maybe Judge or Patricia can convince Andy Reid to make them OC.
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Nov 2, 2023 17:06
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Benne posted:Yeah no that reeks of horseshit. This definitely seems like Florio just making poo poo up for engagement. But on the other hand, it would be one of the funniest things ever to happen in the NFL so I am into it. New ownership wants to make a splash and trading high picks to acquire the Patriot Way 5+ years past its expiration date is what they come up with  Like can you imagine, five minutes after he arrives Bill would be working the phones to trade McLaurin for day 2 picks to use on defensive backs and trying to get James White to come out of retirement
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Patricia and Judge took a particularly scorched Earth approach to their HC gigs. Time might cover being bad at your job, but they both seemed like deeply unreasonable and unpleasant people on top of it. There’s got to be a longer than normal half life on the toxicity of that pair.
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Bumhead posted:Patricia and Judge took a particularly scorched Earth approach to their HC gigs. Time might cover being bad at your job, but they both seemed like deeply unreasonable and unpleasant people on top of it. There’s got to be a longer than normal half life on the toxicity of that pair. Again, so did McDaniels. Nobody had nice things to say about McDaniels in Denver. He was just as bad if not worse than Patricia. He even sweetened the deal when he bailed on Indy at the last second like a coward, and still got a second shot If Patricia can find the right spot to rehab his image, its not out of the question. Unlikely, but not out of the question. He has HC experience, that alone will keep getting him decent jobs in different places because even if it's not another HC gig, once you've made it you've kinda made it Spags is another guy who was an absolute disaster coach but he's spent enough time that people have forgotten and he's getting more and more love in KC Febreeze fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Nov 2, 2023 |
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DeimosRising posted:This feels like a week 3 take. The washington offense is bad. howell is taking an historic number of sacks and has 6tds to 6ints since week 3. they're getting 85 rush yards and less than a td a game on the ground. Sure he doesn't have much talent, but it's just not true to say he's getting impressive results out of that bad talent anymore. You're going to lump in week 3 but ignore last week against a very good Eagles D? He's been fine outside of taking a ton of sacks. 
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Febreeze posted:Again, so did McDaniels. Nobody had nice things to say about McDaniels in Denver. He was just as bad if not worse than Patricia. He even sweetened the deal when he bailed on Indy at the last second like a coward, and still got a second shot Also, I think people need to understand that how fans view coaches has little to no bearing on what owners and front office people think. These kind of people orbit a different world and have such a completely different understanding of how the NFL works than us. They know how the sausage gets made, because they make it. So someone having a public reputation as an rear end in a top hat is not exactly the biggest deterrent.
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Patricia loving sucks poo poo from a hose and has the rape stuff in his background. He shouldn't be near any position of leadership.
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Parallelwoody posted:Patricia loving sucks poo poo from a hose and has the rape stuff in his background. He shouldn't be near any position of leadership. This is 100% factually true but also addressed by IPS' post immediately above you
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Docjowles posted:This is 100% factually true but also addressed by IPS' post immediately above you I didn't say he wouldn't be, just taking the opportunity go trash him some more. Because he's poop from a butt.
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:Also, I think people need to understand that how fans view coaches has little to no bearing on what owners and front office people think. These kind of people orbit a different world and have such a completely different understanding of how the NFL works than us. They know how the sausage gets made, because they make it. So someone having a public reputation as an rear end in a top hat is not exactly the biggest deterrent. Sure, but most guys who get a second chance as a retread get it because they go back to being a coordinator and do good work there for long enough for NFL folks to think that maybe they’ve learned from their mistakes or can succeed in a better situation. Judge and Patricia aren’t getting carried by the Patriots mystique anymore because that’s fully dead, so their only shot at rehabbing their image *within* the league is to do a good job for a while at the coordinator level. Since, based on all previous evidence, neither guy is capable of succeeding outside of Belichick’s shadow I don’t think that’s going to happen. It’s theoretically possible by practically it’s not.
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McDaniels bailing on Indy probably isn't looked on as badly by people in the league as it is by fans because Irsay is batshit crazy. His failure in Denver is way more relevant than that Judge and Patricia failed so badly and in the case of Patricia his replacement took the same defense and made it way better the next year it looks extra bad. The thing people don't really realize is Patricia was never really a "good" DC
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YOLOsubmarine posted:Flores has a shot I think because he’s shown some competence on his side of the ball when out from under Belichicks shadow but Patricia and Judge only got hired because they stood next to Bill and now that the Pats suck standing next to Bill isn’t worth a whole hell of a lot so they’ve got little chance of a second bite at the apple unless they can go succeed somewhere else, which they won’t because they’re garbage. I would never hire Flores for the simple fact he had no idea what a quarterback should be. Man almost ran Tua outta town in Miami apparently. If you’re head coach can’t recognize above average quarterback play, you are not going anywhere
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Weebly posted:I would never hire Flores for the simple fact he had no idea what a quarterback should be. Man almost ran Tua outta town in Miami apparently. I wouldn’t either but that doesn’t mean that someone in the league won’t give him another shot if he puts together a few good years as a DC.
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Breer on the likely Raiders candidates...quote:Which brings us to the most obvious name—Jim Harbaugh.
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No way in hell they double down on the Patriot experience and bring in Mayo or Bill
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Is a battleship commander like a tank commander, but somehow even worse, because it can sink?
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Thomas M. Brady Raiders Head Coach
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Nodoze posted:No way in hell they double down on the Patriot experience and bring in Mayo or Bill Yeah, I still absolutely think Bill and Harbaugh are both on the way out, but not for the Raiders I'd like to see Glenn at HC somewhere Please no more Quinn
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We want a leader versed in an outmoded form of battle.
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Reading Sun Tzu so I can coach the Raiders.
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Mystic Stylez posted:I can't believe Connor Stalions is Ehud lmao
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