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barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
let me lay out what I want, um, what I want from you

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Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

barnold posted:

let me lay out what I want, um, what I want from you

I mean whats that all about man?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

barnold posted:

let me lay out what I want, um, what I want from you

I can't remember; during the watch party, did they call him out on that poo poo, specifically? "Oh, what you want from HER?!"

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
Repeatedly. Half of the video was about how unfair it was to him that they broke up (after he cheated on her).

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?
I lost my lover
And I lost my best friend

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Lifespan posted:

Repeatedly. Half of the video was about how unfair it was to him that they broke up (after he cheated on her).

M..... M... M.... M........ M... Moron. (Gary, that is)

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
i am a pretty romantic guy, and i know you find that hard to believe. a lot of people find that hard to believe

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
My Atlantic Records t-shirt

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






kylej posted:

My Atlantic Records t-shirt

Pretty sure Gary's clothing throughout the 1980s consisted solely of free t-shirts that were sent to the radio station.

Two Kings
Nov 1, 2004

Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.
Gary dressed like a Cub Scout for years and kept wondering why no one at K-Rock ever took him seriously.

Cessna
Feb 20, 2013

KHABAHBLOOOM

Lifespan posted:

Yes and her father is younger than him. I know Howard has been very vocal that Beth should never be in a relationship again once he dies, but have they gotten Ronnie to admit to anything? Because statistically she will be in her early 50s when he dies... Narcissism is a hell of a drug.

She'll inherit his vest collection of die-cast NASCAR toy cars.

Two Kings
Nov 1, 2004

Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.
Did the Nascar tire coffee table survive the move to Vegas?

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Two Kings posted:

Did the Nascar tire coffee table survive the move to Vegas?

I was hoping Bonnie Mund got the burned out race car tires in the divorce.

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world
Relistened to the Vinny Restless, Restless contest. I'll admit after listening to 100 different versions for 2 hours I found myself singing Restless, Restless around the house. It was catchy....

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

haljordan posted:

Pretty sure Gary's clothing throughout the 1980s consisted solely of free t-shirts that were sent to the radio station.

The parents of a guy I went to highschool with owned a seedy bar and thats always what he was wearing. Beer T shirts.

Price Check
Oct 9, 2012

Mr Lance Murdock posted:

Relistened to the Vinny Restless, Restless contest. I'll admit after listening to 100 different versions for 2 hours I found myself singing Restless, Restless around the house. It was catchy....

That contest is a great picture of what "The show has evolved" could have been. Funny, played off the idiosyncrasies of the staff, and incorporated a celeb in a fun way.

Two Kings
Nov 1, 2004

Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.
Former Howard Stern intern Antonio Pierce is now the head coach of the Las Vegas Raiders.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
God what a failure.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
If history is any indication, he will be fired in year and pivot over to hosting a podcast about how big of an rear end in a top hat Howard is.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Just saw this in GBS. I like to think that this is the halloween sounds that Richard is listening to on the subway.

"My faaavorite is when dracula shoots a long ropey load like a spiderweb"
Then the zombie ladies lap it up and snowball each other.

"Also my faaavorite is when the wolf man farts while he pees"

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Two Kings posted:

Former Howard Stern intern Antonio Pierce is now the head coach of the Las Vegas Raiders.

When was he on the show and do you think Artie calls him for insider gambling knowledge?

Two Kings
Nov 1, 2004

Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.

Bonzo posted:

When was he on the show and do you think Artie calls him for insider gambling knowledge?

May 7th 2008. So Artie was still on the show but a complete mess. Hopefully Artie doesn’t gamble anymore. Probably because he doesn’t have any money.

Antonio was good on the show.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcwNYQUHHn4

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost

Bonzo posted:

When was he on the show and do you think Artie calls him for insider gambling knowledge?

To be fair, you don't need to be the coach of the Raiders to know they're about to lose the game

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Speaking of sports, I was just about to write Bobby Knight a note

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Knight could have been a very wealthy GOP grifter/politician if he'd only been born 10 years later. A sad day for racist assholes

Hopefully Gandhi is throwing a chair across the court at him now

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Ether Frenzy posted:

Hopefully Gandhi is throwing a chair across the court at him now

"An eye for an eye leaves everyone blind."
"That's Bobby Knight."
"Oh gently caress that guy"

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Bonzo posted:

Speaking of sports, I was just about to write Bobby Knight a note

I googled him when I heard he died because I kinda knew he was but only vaguely. Google offered up the question, "What did Bobby Knight say to Connie Chung?" which already sounds like a set-up to a joke so I obviously clicked that and he apparently said "I think that if rape is inevitable, relax and enjoy it."

Which, credit to Google, is a pretty precise answer of who Bobby Knight was.

clambake
Aug 30, 2007

Two Kings posted:

May 7th 2008. So Artie was still on the show but a complete mess. Hopefully Artie doesn’t gamble anymore. Probably because he doesn’t have any money.

Antonio was good on the show.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcwNYQUHHn4

Artie was on the show, but he was out that day. Artie didn't find out until he came back the next day and he was bummed out he missed him.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

Just saw this in GBS. I like to think that this is the halloween sounds that Richard is listening to on the subway.

"My faaavorite is when dracula shoots a long ropey load like a spiderweb"
Then the zombie ladies lap it up and snowball each other.

"Also my faaavorite is when the wolf man farts while he pees"

https://x.com/paprbckparadise/status/1321558594173558786?s=20

LISTEN IF YOU DARE!!!!!

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Few things have aged as poorly as sybian segments from 2006.

Kragger99
Mar 21, 2004
Pillbug
Let the poison out Raven

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
Those sucked when they were new. That's the one part of the show I always thought was lame was they loved to get vapid porn stars in to flirt with the crew and say stupid poo poo while they evaluate them. They were so boring and creepy.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Yeah Howard perving out endlessly and begging girls to show their boobs and asking gross questions about their panties or whatever was not nearly the genius radio that he thought it was. We get it, you’re horny. It’s not funny, it’s not fun.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
I'm pretty sure those were to promote HowardTV subs.

If you listen to the poo poo Bubba was doing in 06 with escorts Human Trafficking "porn stars" it makes those segments PG rated.

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
I think some of the guys in the studio also genuinely thought the ladies were getting off on the sybian, which is extra hilarious because Gary's technique was to turn the thing up to a level that sounded like a 747 taking off if someone wasn't having an orgasm within 15 seconds.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Bonzo posted:

I'm pretty sure those were to promote HowardTV subs.

He was doing that stuff before he was televised to be "provocative," but yeah I bet they kept it going after it was old news for the E Show and HowardTV.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Lifespan posted:

He was doing that stuff before he was televised to be "provocative," but yeah I bet they kept it going after it was old news for the E Show and HowardTV.

That was the point of the show. Doesn't age well but it was what it was.


kylej posted:

I think some of the guys in the studio also genuinely thought the ladies were getting off on the sybian, which is extra hilarious because Gary's technique was to turn the thing up to a level that sounded like a 747 taking off if someone wasn't having an orgasm within 15 seconds.

right? lol and they were always "DID YOU CUM!?!?!

I still remember an iteration of this thread where some girl squirted in Gary's face , and the thread recognized her as either a former poster or well known actress to SA and they confirmed she had STDs.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Bonzo posted:

That was the point of the show. Doesn't age well but it was what it was.

right? lol and they were always "DID YOU CUM!?!?!

I still remember an iteration of this thread where some girl squirted in Gary's face , and the thread recognized her as either a former poster or well known actress to SA and they confirmed she had STDs.

He got shot in the eye with vagina goooooooo

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I lost my lover and I lost my best friend. And you lost your lover and you lost your best friend. But you gained a lover and you gained a best friend. I gained a few lovers..or I gained one lover but I gained no friends.

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beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Bonzo posted:

I still remember an iteration of this thread where some girl squirted in Gary's face , and the thread recognized her as either a former poster or well known actress to SA and they confirmed she had STDs.

How does one recognize a poster via their THSS appearance

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