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mcmagic posted:https://twitter.com/startelegram/status/1720475337199432168 Well yeah it was a snake that got humans kicked out of paradise.
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Jesus died for your sins and also on the side likes to nudge the results of American sporting events, you know it's just a little fun.
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mcmagic posted:https://twitter.com/startelegram/status/1720475337199432168 "gently caress Brandon Pfaadt. What a dumb name." -Obadiah 1:22-23
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Shinjobi posted:I couldn't go to the parade, woke up feelin like absolute poo poo. Honestly wonder if being wound up as tight as I was for over a week came back to bite me when I finally relaxed. Parades are a beating. You're getting a better view on Fox4 or whatever then where you'd have to be now. The only good parades are through urban environments, not through empty 4 lane interchanges.
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Nov 3, 2023 18:58
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Sydin posted:Jesus died for your sins and also on the side likes to nudge the results of American sporting events, you know it's just a little fun. I knew those Garcia dingers were sus, it was Jesus all along.
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General Dog posted:What's it supposed to be like Not "supposed to" but they're typically double-decker busses through the city, not truck beds around the stadium.
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Dameius posted:I knew those Garcia dingers were sus, it was Jesus all along. I just want to see someone blame God for a loss. "So what happened out there?" "Well, we prayed in the clubhouse like we always do, but I just didn't have my out pitch today. I think Jesus really let the team and the fans down."
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Lumpy posted:I just want to see someone blame God for a loss. Ah, you must've missed the classic tweet by Stevie Johnson after he dropped a game winning TD. 
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Shinjobi posted:Well the playoffs are over, the title won, so I can say Evan Carter sucks now He won Game 1 of the ALCS singlehandedly for the Rangers - just a monster in LF.
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bawfuls posted:This is the first mention I’ve seen if Kershaw having shoulder surgery He put this up on his Instagram, looks like he's targeting mid-season 2024 for a return: https://www.instagram.com/p/CzMUWhBuSb6/
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I can't believe I saw Carter playing (with visiting Round Rock) in Midland earlier this season
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Yankees cut Domingo German...... 3 years too late but he did have the dumbest perfect game ever I guess..............
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General Dog posted:Did he even say anything bad There's nothing inherently wrong with being religious; it's just irritating that so many people won't shut the gently caress up about it, especially when it's extremely hypocritical. I wouldn't usually care about someone wearing a God t-shirt, except these are the same people who throw a shitfit about a rainbow pin or pro-Palestine protests. Ben Zobrist is one of my favorite baseball men ever, but I've made a conscious effort to only see the guy throw a baseball and ignore his social media, because it probably sucks. Then again, his wife cheated on him with their pastor, so maybe he threw his bible out the window? It's probably less about the actual religion, and more about that person's need to not shut the gently caress up. Aubrey Huff would probably be a fanatic if he was ever awake before 4pm on a Sunday.
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Red posted:There's nothing inherently wrong with being religious; it's just irritating that so many people won't shut the gently caress up about it, especially when it's extremely hypocritical. Also, it's not the religion itself, at least in the form of what Jesus actually preached. It's that at least 9 out of 10 (white) people that are this openly religious also have horrifying personal politics. It's never "I worship every Sunday and also Trans Rights." it's always "Glory be to God and his perfect equal, Donald Trump". Correlation does not equal causation, but there is a loooooot of correlation out there. That's what makes people nervous.
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For about three seconds, I thought George W. Bush was going to be on the mic at the World Series parade.
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Prof. Spaceman posted:Also, it's not the religion itself, at least in the form of what Jesus actually preached. It's that at least 9 out of 10 (white) people that are this openly religious also have horrifying personal politics. It's never "I worship every Sunday and also Trans Rights." it's always "Glory be to God and his perfect equal, Donald Trump". Yeah, if you just take the words of Jesus at face value it is some pretty radical poo poo, even for today (especially for today?) Real, capital-C Communism. If people actually lived by the book of Matthew this world would be unrecognizable.
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The hypocrisy of american christianity is pretty evident but also not something we should be talking about in the baseball thread? IDK, I guess since free agency doesn't start for three more days maybe it's a big who cares until then
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Intruder posted:The hypocrisy of american christianity is pretty evident but also not something we should be talking about in the baseball thread? IDK, I guess since free agency doesn't start for three more days maybe it's a big who cares until then Jesus was pretty good at drafting free agents I hear.
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my favorite jesus (the only peruvian in mlb)
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R.D. Mangles posted:I want to talk about Jesus. Me too but I'm afraid it will jinx the re-signing
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Dameius posted:Jesus was pretty good at drafting free agents I hear. But can he hit a curveball?
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It is my privilege to extend a laurel and a hearty handshake to our state's new World Champions.
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R.D. Mangles posted:But can he hit a curveball? He specializes in a rising fastball.
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Sydin posted:He put this up on his Instagram, looks like he's targeting mid-season 2024 for a return: 
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No Safe Word posted:Nobody was wondering this, basically everyone was assuming it in fact. The Bregman quote makes sense because the expectation was the Astros would win the division and then they did. Look, there are probably a lotta fumes there right now, lotta exhaust, no trees and all.
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No Safe Word posted:Nobody was wondering this, basically everyone was assuming it in fact. The Bregman quote makes sense because the expectation was the Astros would win the division and then they did.
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