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smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

DickParasite posted:

which one is fartlow and who is the other one?

she's dating amber heard, the abuser lady

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Confusedslight
Jan 9, 2020

Agrajag posted:

the blood house would be a more accurate name tbh

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
DTI DTA!

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



Hammerstein posted:

As Xer I would be offended that you tried to dump her into my gen..... if I bothered to give a gently caress.

Ofc she's millennial scum...

don’t worry, I’m sure we’ll be somehow worse as we enter our 50s

Ardennes
May 12, 2002
The use “smaller bombs” thing sounds like they just ran out of the the larger ones. If you are going after guys in tunnnels in an urban area with heavy cover you probably aren’t going to be using lighter munitions.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Stato-Masochist posted:

They gave me a hate name — Eve Fartlow

Thread title.

Agrajag posted:

the blood house would be a more accurate name tbh

*Seagal voice*

I'll take you to your house...

The BLOOD House.

Blarghalt
May 19, 2010


Me and the rest of the C-Suite inside the Merkava are just about to go live with Squap, the "LinkedIn of Juicer Apps", when a deafening thud clangs off the left side of the tank. Spalling richochets inside the cockpit, tearing all of us to shreds. As I lay bleeding out on the tank floor, I utter my last words:

"Mods? Mods??"

Deadly Ham Sandwich
Aug 19, 2009
Smellrose

Ardennes posted:

The use “smaller bombs” thing sounds like they just ran out of the the larger ones. If you are going after guys in tunnnels in an urban area with heavy cover you probably aren’t going to be using lighter munitions.

I'm not a general but I think it's a bad idea to use all your expensive difficult to replace bombs on civilians while antagonizing all your neighbors.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


Gosh they sound like a really bad army

Hamelekim
Feb 25, 2006

And another thing... if global warming is real. How come it's so damn cold?
Ramrod XTreme

Deadly Ham Sandwich posted:

I'm not a general but I think it's a bad idea to use all your expensive difficult to replace bombs on civilians while antagonizing all your neighbors.

Israel has nukes and they would absolutely nuke everyone in the middle east if they felt they were going to lose in a major war.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Skill issue.:hmmno:

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011


there was a Korean contingent out in DC today too
https://twitter.com/nodutdol/status/1720824727181066640
https://twitter.com/breadpipeline/status/1720947169891324172

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
I've been delving the deep web for leaked intel, here are the specs of the "smaller bomb"

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Israel's problem is that they hung out with too many armoured recce guys, or God forbid, US Army Cav, and were sucked in by their tee shirts





mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011

Tankbuster posted:

idk why but israelis like to visit kashmir for some reason.

weird that they would feel so at home in a place with a captive muslim population

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

i actually think its beautiful that the IDF are fighting hand-in-hand. must give a huge morale bonus

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Frosted Flake posted:

Israel's problem is that they hung out with too many armoured recce guys, or God forbid, US Army Cav, and were sucked in by their tee shirts







Richard Nixon posted:

most faggy god dammed thing you could ever imagine

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

https://x.com/tofu_kano/status/1720973724139089955?s=20

The scenes of the Ben Gurion to JFK flight in a couple months is going to be pretty grim if that's the trajectory.

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

this made me laugh for hours lol

Blarghalt
May 19, 2010

wonder if the IDF is starting to regret using all those bombs on civilians and not saving just a few for actual air support

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

In russia they used a pencil

no wait poo poo...

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Calibanibal posted:

i would have been ostracized by my whole family over all this if i wasnt already ostracized over that other incident (not political)

I also stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes but it was to show solidarity with Sinn Féin.

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde

smarxist posted:

she's dating amber heard, the abuser lady

Lol everything is so loving weird

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Blarghalt posted:

wonder if the IDF is starting to regret using all those bombs on civilians and not saving just a few for actual air support

merkava pilots will without fail drive directly under the bomb tbf

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

apatheticman posted:

In russia they used a pencil

no wait poo poo...

is this a tsar bomba joke or a chernobyl joke

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?

FF's "just around the house" shirt

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

lmfao

Elden Lord Godfrey
Mar 4, 2022

Isentropy posted:

think it was alluded to ITT but I went and found a charming story about a bunch of Israelis demanding their government evacuate them ASAP from Nepal because “the locals” were getting restless after they “took food from a collapsed village”

https://www.timesofisrael.com/stranded-israelis-in-nepal-warn-locals-growing-violent/

in the broader scheme of things says a lot about their media that they just accepted that framing completely

there’s a loving industry of nepalese surrogate mothers giving birth to israeli babies????????

Luceid
Jan 20, 2005

Buy some freaking medicine.

Frosted Flake posted:

Israel's problem is that they hung out with too many armoured recce guys, or God forbid, US Army Cav, and were sucked in by their tee shirts


i dont get why there's oorah moto apparel for sitting in your vehicle and refusing to leave, that seems lame

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

this literally made me lol

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
https://twitter.com/mtracey/status/1720895697761779955

This woman is a good person. Standing there couldn't have been easy.

Jizzny Princess
Aug 24, 2021

WHILE YOU WERE LEARNING TO SPELL YOUR NAME,
I WAS BEING TRAINED TO CONQUER GALAXIES
UwU
https://twitter.com/eeberquist/status/1720932378158235788

PhilippAchtel
May 31, 2011

https://twitter.com/Terrence_STR/status/1720987023409045869

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

Sherbert Hoover posted:

is this a tsar bomba joke or a chernobyl joke

I don't even know anymore

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009


these pathetic losers cant even beat hamas and their lawnmower brigades and they want to lose another war against an enemy that has 10 times the number of rockets/missiles as hamas and 3 times the fighters

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
is there a "Death Before Limber" shirt for arty dudes

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
there is a video of a crowd of gazans huddling next to the hospital, watching a small tv screen mounted on rubble, theyre watching the video of hamas blowing up israeli tanks and cheering.

Palestine will win.

speng31b
May 8, 2010

Al-Saqr posted:

Palestine will win.

yep

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PhilippAchtel
May 31, 2011


Hahahaha wtf

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