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Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Jedit posted:

Everyone knows Israel has nukes. He's been removed because bloodthirsty as Likud are, they know full well that if Israel showed that they were willing to use nukes aggressively then every surrounding nation would descend on them in a war of extinction. Even the threat of US support wouldn't deter them, it would literally be "us or them".

Of course, Israel aren't going to use nukes on Gaza. They wouldn't be able to use the land for settlement if it glowed in the dark.

Also - Samson option. I do occasionally wonder if Our Great Leaders of the Western World have been threatened with that and maybe that's why they're not putting the brake on Israel.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Samson_Option:_Israel%27s_Nuclear_Arsenal_and_American_Foreign_Policy

NB I have no idea whether it's real or a Icke-level conspiracy theory!

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Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






Jaeluni Asjil posted:

I hate to tell you this, but Tippex has gone woke

Tipp-Ex Mini Pocket Mouse Correction Fashion Set of 3 Ribbon 5 mm x 6 m Assorted Colours

(ok it's ribbon not fluid but still...)
Is nothing sacred anymore? HRH Sir Winston Churchill CBE MBE DVD CCNA would be rolling in his grave at this woke trend.

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

keep punching joe posted:

There should be a rule that a government is not allowed to do new policy within the year before an election. Get the feeling that they are going to spend the next 12 months introducing a bunch of performative unenforceable nonsense to appease the gammons.

“Unenforceable” for Tory incompetents maybe, but i bet Kieth will find a way to enforce it

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
Oh yeah Keith has done the maths apparently and decided that they don't need the Muslims after all.

Times article, paywalled so unable to post.

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

https://twitter.com/jrc1921/status/1721108505338224820?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg

Edit. Lol

https://twitter.com/nise_yoshimi/status/1720973722188919091?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg

notaspy
Mar 22, 2009

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Also - Samson option. I do occasionally wonder if Our Great Leaders of the Western World have been threatened with that and maybe that's why they're not putting the brake on Israel.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Samson_Option:_Israel%27s_Nuclear_Arsenal_and_American_Foreign_Policy

NB I have no idea whether it's real or a Icke-level conspiracy theory!

Hersh is pretty reliable. The question is do you trust his sources as much as he does.

Sad Panda
Sep 22, 2004

I'm a Sad Panda.

keep punching joe posted:

Oh yeah Keith has done the maths apparently and decided that they don't need the Muslims after all.

Times article, paywalled so unable to post.



https://archive.ph/wnSyK if you'd like to read it

OzyMandrill
Aug 12, 2013

Look upon my words
and despair


On my phone, this read as 'Israels Nuclear Arse', and that's another technology gap that Brexit has left us with. We must upgrade our sex arse technology if we wish to compete on the world stage.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

smellmycheese posted:

Dawn breaks once more on Normal Island…


The Diwali lights turned on last weekend, so there's already been a flood of "the council would never dare treat CHRISTmas like this!" bullshit (restrict it to two streets for a fortnight? yeah probably not, they do a big thing in the town square instead)

On top of that, the final two days are on the 11th and 12th, so I'm braced for the dumbest takes of all time about how if Indians wanted to do this they should have had their own army and fought in the wars.

Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 13:29 on Nov 5, 2023

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/boris-johnson-israel-hamas-b2441887.html

quote:

Boris Johnson jets to Israel to ‘express solidarity’ after Hamas attacks
Boris Johnson will meet relatives of Hamas hostages during the unannounced visit

I guess he needs another war to go and be present at now Zelinsky's losing US support & Ukraine is barely on the front pages anymore.

Just Another Lurker
May 1, 2009

notaspy posted:

Hersh is pretty reliable. The question is do you trust his sources as much as he does.

Hersh may been good decades ago but he's a loving loony these days... basically a pro Russian mouthpiece when it comes to Ukraine, :colbert:

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Good thing he wrote that specific book decades ago then

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Read this in the same dramatic narration as the beginning of a civil rights or anti-apartheid movie.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Just Another Lurker posted:

Hersh may been good decades ago but he's a loving loony these days... basically a pro Russian mouthpiece when it comes to Ukraine, :colbert:

Feels like Hersh, Finkelstein, and Chomsky are all dragging each other into a vortex of Old Crank poo poo.

Wish I could set a timer to permanently mute myself when I turn 70, my takes are only getting worse from here on out.


E: Fartlow is a Killing Name

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Guavanaut posted:

Read this in the same dramatic narration as the beginning of a civil rights or anti-apartheid movie.



It's Sephiroth

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Guavanaut posted:

Read this in the same dramatic narration as the beginning of a civil rights or anti-apartheid movie.



Read that in a Batman voice

They game me a hate name....Eve Fartlow DA DA DA DA DA DAAAA DAAAAAAA

notaspy
Mar 22, 2009

Just Another Lurker posted:

Hersh may been good decades ago but he's a loving loony these days... basically a pro Russian mouthpiece when it comes to Ukraine, :colbert:

I did not know that, another duck drinks a milkshake

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

Just Another Lurker posted:

Hersh may been good decades ago but he's a loving loony these days... basically a pro Russian mouthpiece when it comes to Ukraine, :colbert:

Well, that's a matter of opinion :shrug:

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Fantastic self own here by Nads

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
Nobody cared about me until I put on the Fartlow

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

notaspy posted:

I did not know that, another duck drinks a milkshake

Ducks aren’t previously good things becoming bad, they’re new darlings that on more thorough examination are found to be lovely. I will take this to the car park if I have to

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

(ok it's ribbon not fluid but still...)
Side note but tipp-ex ribbon is an absolute game changer.


'Eve terminally online' was right there. There's already a logo and everything.

(Apologies to the Elden Ring thread in which this somehow initially got posted.)

Wachter
Mar 23, 2007

You and whose knees?

Your hate name is the name of your first childhood pet and the street you grew up on

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

kecske posted:

if you get an insanely inflated quote from trades its because their books are full and cant take any more on within a reasonable timeframe. Saying No outright is bad though so instead of No you get some figure plucked from the air on the assumption that you'll go elsewhere.

occasionally though someone will agree and its funny how suddenly time can be freed up to come and do your job.

Or sometimes they're just scammers. Had one guy try to charge me 1000 quid to mow an overgrown lawn with testimonials from all the little old ladies whose gardens he'd done. Ended up hiring a Strimmer for 50 quid and doing it myself.

escapegoat
Aug 18, 2013

Wachter posted:

Your hate name is the name of your first childhood pet and the street you grew up on

School bully and first job.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Wachter posted:

Your hate name is the name of your first childhood pet and the street you grew up on

I got Moon Moon

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!

Wachter posted:

Your hate name is the name of your first childhood pet and the street you grew up on

Your hate name is your town of birth, mothers maiden name, name of first pet, and national insurance number.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

keep punching joe posted:

Your hate name is your town of birth, mothers maiden name, name of first pet, and national insurance number.

But... that's just my regular name?!?

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Guavanaut posted:

Read this in the same dramatic narration as the beginning of a civil rights or anti-apartheid movie.



When I saw that Eve Fartlow was trending last night I felt such joy & humour. It's such a stupid insult but it really gets to her & that is beautiful because Eve Fartlow is a garbage person

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


Guavanaut posted:

Read this in the same dramatic narration as the beginning of a civil rights or anti-apartheid movie.



https://twitter.com/polygonalshivs/status/1720937889645609169

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Ror - Shart

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

https://twitter.com/miffythegamer/status/1721187234659926079

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



Slippery Tilde
:britain: undermining :britain: by being dogshit garbage.

UK ‘in violation of international law’ over poverty levels, says UN envoy

quote:

“Things have got worse.”

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Not sure many of the anti-war punk and metal bands of the 80s could have come up with anything more :black101: than Armistice Meatfeast as a concept.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

serious gaylord posted:

What I would say to that though is that I am a carpenter and have a full workshop of specialist tools to do it

like the lord Jesus Christ :)

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

Sounds like Britain needs to leave the UN urgently, before they take away our right to make British lifestyle choices

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

UKMT Autumn 2023: Things have got worse

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Been meaning to do it all week but finally resigned from the Labour Party, had been hoping that Starmer would die before the election and I could vote but at this point supporting a genocide masturbator is too much.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I resigned ages ago and they still sent me a win in '24 sticker and a bunch of butcher's apron themed paraphernalia last week

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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

I got the pack last week which includes a freepost envelope so I'm planning on picking something suitably middle-fingerish to send to Labour Central Office.

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