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PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

https://twitter.com/Southerner2000/status/1721266812363354468

Hamas Hackers.

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Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
sounds like bullshit but lmao if true

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

The hackers underground lair is beneath a kindergarten

Burn Zone
May 22, 2004



Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

sounds like bullshit but lmao if true

VROOM VROOM
Jun 8, 2005
Hamas out here playing Shadowrun

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

if that’s true give up now

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005
Avatar blanked by Admin request.

Sancho Banana posted:

What the hell is this trail of smoke



Did the missle double-jump?

jebediah kerbal is running the iron dome

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





I just tried hanging a picture and when I went to hammer the nail in, Hamas redirected the hammer to hit my thumb.
HAMAAAAAAAAAS :argh:

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

The hackers underground lair is beneath Rishon LeZion

Death By The Blues
Oct 30, 2011
U.S threatening that a nuclear sub is now in the region

https://twitter.com/CENTCOM/status/1721271207260033230

Clip-On Fedora
Feb 20, 2011

PawParole posted:

https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1721200289800507661

Hitler 2 is accusing other people of copyright infringement

Funny thing to say considering this is where Bibi is probably at right now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HheDxF9MnM

OrangéJéllo
Aug 31, 2001

so either hamas has some NSA spook poo poo to get passed air gapped systems or the israelis have connected their air defense systems to the internet

Answers Me
Apr 24, 2012
loving hell that's some big bombs going off on the AJE live feed. Don't think I've seen single explosions that big before.

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

only good computer touchers

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Tankbuster
Oct 1, 2021
better to say "hamas hackers" than admit that you are putting in loose missiles found at the bottom of the munitions dump.

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

Answers Me posted:

loving hell that's some big bombs going off on the AJE live feed. Don't think I've seen single explosions that big before.

I don't understand weren't they told to use smaller bombs?

Noise Complaint
Sep 27, 2004

Who could be scared of a Jeffrey?
Fox has an embedded reporter with IDF in Gaza that went on air and reported the IDF he was with were ambushed and lost two dozen men.

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

Comrade Koba posted:

wonder woman 1488

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



PawParole posted:

only good computer touchers



username: Netanyahu
password: hitler2

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

fits my needs posted:

im the 'what the gently caress' at the end lol

Me wearing a cheap chequered polyester used car salesman suit, slapping the side of an iron dome interceptor.

"Finest quality Mack, how many can i out ya down for?"

insane clown pussy
Jun 20, 2023

OrangéJéllo posted:

so either hamas has some NSA spook poo poo to get passed air gapped systems or the israelis have connected their air defense systems to the internet

how else are they supposed to get their doordash orders?

insane clown pussy
Jun 20, 2023

the iron dome system is on the same network as the main idf epson printer

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
how do you say "I want to get online. I need a computer!" in Arabic

insane clown pussy
Jun 20, 2023

the key opsec flaw was naming their wifi ssid MOSSAD SURVEILLANCE VAN #7

Lychnis
Jul 22, 2015

Flowers are beautiful, and smell nice.

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

after arguing with the other rabbis, Ben Eleazar said that “if the halakha is in accordance with my opinion, let this tank prove it.” the tank flipped over and crushed him. then the rabbis said to him: one does not cite halakhic proof from a tank.

A criminally underappreciated post. The torah is not in heaven, and it certainly isn't in a loving tank, either.

mags
May 30, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Zerg Mans posted:

Why does Israel have its own tanks anyway, did we not give them M1s?

we sold them stupider tanks

mags
May 30, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Death By The Blues posted:

U.S threatening that a nuclear sub is now in the region

https://twitter.com/CENTCOM/status/1721271207260033230

just another missile platform in the region and besides nuclear attack subs are usually included as part of a carrier group

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Tankbuster posted:

better to say "hamas hackers" than admit that you are putting in loose missiles found at the bottom of the munitions dump.

I was trying to write a joke about a guy in bed explaining to his missus that Hamas hacked his dick and gave him ED but couldn't make it work.

Much like some of those iron dome missiles.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

mags posted:

just another missile platform in the region and besides nuclear attack subs are usually included as part of a carrier group

god willing the elite hamas hackers will take control of them too

Fell Mood
Jul 2, 2022

A terrible Fell look!

DancingShade posted:

I was trying to write a joke about a guy in bed explaining to his missus that Hamas hacked his dick and gave him ED but couldn't make it work.

Much like some of those iron dome missiles.

Iron dome is an incredible name for ones dick .


I mean it would be if it worked.

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

https://twitter.com/Nassreddin2002/status/1721280905115758769

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.


the lie is more damning if true than the reality

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Comrade Koba posted:

wonder woman 1488

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014


2 more Palestinians dead. loving criminal.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Death By The Blues posted:

U.S threatening that a nuclear sub is now in the region

https://twitter.com/CENTCOM/status/1721271207260033230

my theory is that biden is so demented he has become the cartoon old guy desperate for nuclear hellfire to remind him of the smell of burning flesh, and that its his idea to trial balloon the idea of nuking gaza

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Death By The Blues posted:

U.S threatening that a nuclear sub is now in the region

https://twitter.com/CENTCOM/status/1721271207260033230

i've seen this anime

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Marvel is doing another Israeli superhero too lol.

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

mcmagic posted:

Marvel is doing another Israeli superhero too lol.

White Phospherous

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Zerg Mans posted:

Why does Israel have its own tanks anyway, did we not give them M1s?

From what I recall from 2007/LF, the IDF needed a tank that could also serve as an APC, since 90% of the time the IDF's mission is to go beat up children and old women. Plus, they very likely couldn't handle the required upkeep of something like the M1. This was true in 2007, and it's pretty clear they'd gently caress it up now.

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