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ullerrm posted:Is SBF free to go home between now and March, or is he spending Christmas in jail before graduating to prison? ashpanash posted:I'm sure his lawyers will make the argument, but with him being found super-mega guilty of 7 felonious charges I don't see how that's happening. Looping back because I got an answer: He’s been remanded to MDC Brooklyn until sentencing. Have yourself a merry little Christmas!
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tango alpha delta posted:How in the gently caress does someone spend EIGHT BILLION DOLLARS? all of the people who made money in crypto made it off someone else and it turns out a lot of those someone else was alameda
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evilweasel posted:all of the people who made money in crypto made it off someone else and it turns out a lot of those someone else was alameda you mean the idiots that gave their money to alameda
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HolHorsejob posted:you mean the idiots that gave their money to alameda
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tango alpha delta posted:How in the gently caress does someone spend EIGHT BILLION DOLLARS? Effective Altruism.
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HolHorsejob posted:you mean the idiots that gave their money to alameda pretty sure they mean the various brand new cryptocurrencies that alameda poured money into, because Sammy's reasoning was that they just needed one to be the next bitcoin/dogecoin/etherium to turn a profit every one of alameda's "investments" that just turned out to a rugpull or lose everything to "a hacker" was paid for by FTX's customers e: to blatantly riff off of Dan Olsen, SBF was convinced he was playing a game of blackjack where if he could get exactly a 30, the dealer had to give him the casino. But he wasn't even in a casino, he was just stumbling along an endless series of Peanuts-style merchant stalls and handing all the Lucys a sack of FTX customers' money Hello Sailor fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Nov 5, 2023 |
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I really enjoy that Dan of Folding Ideas is still hanging around the BBBY mock subreddit.  
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Deptfordx posted:Whenever you see a headline that's 'Facing X years', it's always the latter because that's the more exciting headline. Don't forget law enforcement seems to be trying to make an example of SBF, so the sentencing is probably gonna be extra harsh to send the message "Don't mess with old money".
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Sammy boy gives me strong "if only 1/2/5/10% of our target audience buys this..." energy.
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zedprime posted:You mean the idiots who gave their money to the fried bankman. You mean Jailed Bankman.
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Uhhh I kind of love this.
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Time_pants posted:Uhhh I kind of love this. Ralph Steadman is a legend
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https://x.com/CryptoJune777/status/1721086215582101561?s=20 https://twitter.com/YallahHabibiBTC/status/1721191120074428825 https://x.com/mynetworkguy_/status/1721047034440933835?s=20 lmao imagine going to apefest in 2023 or any year bmw should be embarssed
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Wait, what? They made the stage into a giant tanning bed? Why?
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Like, I presume this was at night, too, so everybody's pupils were dilated. Did they at least hand out tanning goggles? 
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cruft posted:Wait, what? They made the stage into a giant tanning bed? yeah, we need some more details on this stat. seems like a lol mine. Who knew unregulated light shows could generate lols?
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cruft posted:Like, I presume this was at night, too, so everybody's pupils were dilated. only those with ape cosplays got them presumably
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A fool and his fake internet money are soon blinded
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ashpanash posted:A fool and his fake internet money are soon blinded  quote:I can see when you are lying.
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A LOTTA APES DON'T KNOW! YOU CAN SLURP YOUR EYE JUICE 3X A DAY
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Why are these dipshits so completely incapable of following any form of established processes and advice. Why do they need to yolo literally loving everything.
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:Why are these dipshits so completely incapable of following any form of established processes and advice. Why do they need to yolo literally loving everything. because uhhh.... NEW PARADIGM!!!! 
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i'm not a fuckup, i'm ~dIsRuPtiVe~
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cruft posted:Wait, what? They made the stage into a giant tanning bed? Bought germicidal UV lamps instead of regular, if I had to guess. Same thing happened a few years back at a nightclub in the UK, iirc.
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Somebody probably bought UVC lamps Edit: beaten, but here's something similar from 2017: Hypebeast Partygoers Sustain Burns, Eye Damage From Sorayama Pop-Up the onion wizard fucked around with this message at 23:10 on Nov 5, 2023 |
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Lol they accidentally bought the extremely dangerous kind of uv lights instead of the safe party uv lights. They got sunburns on their eyeballs
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It sounds more like the people who ran the event are so low on liquid funds that they cheaped out on alibaba blacklights that didn’t properly filter out uv-b
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Regulations are for suckers, the attendees should have done their own research before deciding to go to the party.
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:Why are these dipshits so completely incapable of following any form of established processes and advice. Why do they need to yolo literally loving everything. Did you not invest in world coin? This is how you protect your eyes from the orb: literally burn them out of your eye sockets
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Imagine you spend $150k on a jpeg and you can't even look at it because you went blind from an ape event.
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Powershift posted:Imagine you spend $150k on a jpeg and you can't even look at it because you went blind from an ape event.  it's just a URL to a JPEG on somebody's server.I can't repeat this enough. The whole NFT thing is so dumb.
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Powershift posted:Imagine you spend $150k on a jpeg and you can't even look at it because you went blind from an ape event. this gives me an idea for a twilight zone ep
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Salt Fish posted:W3IGJG: LOL going blind is good for bitcoin (easier to scam blind people)
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