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Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

fizziest posted:

On the one hand, his photographs – which he made sure to upload almost every day – captured the monotonous daily routine. On the other hand, the pictures’ vertical format broke the Instagram convention of square images.

I'd be pissed if I died and this was the best they could do for my eulogy

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John Charity Spring
Nov 4, 2009

SCREEEEE

Neurolimal posted:

I'd be pissed if I died and this was the best they could do for my eulogy

"taking all his photos in portrait mode was actually an artistic statement"

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

fizziest posted:

Gantz lashes Netanyahu for suggestion reservist protests helped lead to Hamas attack

Friendly reminder that Bibi clowned Gantz by convincing him to do a Shamir-Peres-style rotating PMship, only to refuse to give up the office to Gantz after a year.

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006

Raskolnikov38 posted:

I hope she’s able to get away from her awful “family”

i hope her father is able to recover from the crippling disappointment of finding her alive

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



fizziest posted:

On the one hand, his photographs – which he made sure to upload almost every day – captured the monotonous daily routine. On the other hand, the pictures’ vertical format broke the Instagram convention of square images.

wow

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

30.5 Days posted:

i hope her father is able to recover from the crippling disappointment of finding her alive

He's going to have to pay back the life insurance proceeds.

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

Lipshitz lmao

Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.


Death By The Blues posted:

Some Iron Dome missiles have failed over Tel Aviv so now they are raining down on buildings.

https://twitter.com/ME_Observer_/status/1721261157674066048

MORE LIKE IRON DUMB

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Horseshoe theory posted:

He's going to have to pay back the life insurance proceeds.

I've seen worse gofundme's

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Bouillon Rube posted:

Sir we have terrible news. Your eight year old daughter? She’s…alive and well

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

the socially awkward sniper

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 21 days!)


This story is fuckin stupid. Sy Hersh has been worse than useless for this whole war. I don't think any of his reports have panned out. Might as well be calling them blind items.

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Are there any rumors yet that the idf is planning to infiltrate the tunnel network?

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Marenghi posted:

Mr. Hand seems to be a true believer in Zionism. Bibi is even too weak for him. He wanted to see Palestine genocided before they had the chance to resist.

fizziest
Nov 5, 2023

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://edition.cnn.com/middleeast/live-news/israel-hamas-war-gaza-news-11-05-23/index.html

More UN workers have been killed in Gaza over the last 48 hours, relief agency says
From CNN's Niamh Kennedy in London
10 min ago

Five more United Nations employees have been killed in Gaza over the past 48 hours, according to the main UN agency in the besieged territory.

The United Nations Relief and Works Agency for Palestine Refugees in the Near East (UNRWA) has also learned of two staff members who were killed on October 24, it said in a report posted Sunday.

The additional deaths bring the total number of UN relief agency workers killed in Gaza to 79 since Hamas' October 7 attacks on Israel, the agency said.

Last week, UNRWA chief Philippe Lazzarini said the losses amount to the highest number of UN aid workers killed in a conflict anywhere in the world in such a short period of time.

UNRWA paid tribute to its staff in Sunday's report, highlighting how they "continue to work tirelessly to provide humanitarian assistance" despite the losses and displacement they are experiencing.

The agency also provided an update on the death toll from separate strikes in the vicinity of the Jabalya refugee camp in northern Gaza on November 2 and 4.

The agency said it established that 27 people were killed in the strike near a UNRWA school in the camp on November 2. The November 4 strike on a UNRWA school in the camp resulted in the deaths of 15 people, the report said.

galagazombie
Oct 31, 2011

A silly little mouse!

HiroProtagonist posted:

Most zionists aren't Jewish lol

Is this a dig at the irreligiousness of the general Israeli population or at Israel’s support among the American elite and evangelical movement?

sleep with the vicious
Apr 2, 2010
https://twitter.com/RamAbdu/status/1721310500888170601?t=yq5daWQcxMFebit01YlkrA&s=19

Tragic

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
Evangelicals want zionism to be a thing to bring the rapture.

I grew up listening to that poo poo constantly because my dad was into it.

LiterallyTheWurst
Feb 5, 2015

Sendik's Original

I bet it translates to something cool in Hebrew, like the Venereal Shooter

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

But have you considered whether the child murdered by the driver of that truck was riding an oversized bike?!?! Children riding oversized bikes are the scourge of our roadways!!

Zokari posted:

the dangerous sniper

cool nickname bro

They called me "Chinatown" because I didn't know if I was hurting or helping!

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Who was that insane Christian Zionist who called Hitler one of god's servants because the Holocaust made more Jews go to Israel? That guy was cool

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

Dokapon Findom posted:

They called me "Chinatown" because I didn't know if I was hurting or helping!

lol that reminds me: https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=47268

which IK is going to win the race this time?

edit: queer christmas undisputed champ

crepeface has issued a correction as of 06:53 on Nov 6, 2023

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

silicone thrills posted:

Evangelicals want zionism to be a thing to bring the rapture.

I grew up listening to that poo poo constantly because my dad was into it.

i dunno i only ever heard that poo poo a few times growing up southern baptist and mostly just in the context of it being a sign of the end times

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006
my English teacher in high school told me I had to support Israel bc the bible said God would curse me if I didn't which sounded pretty badass. then she said I had to turn my Metallica shirt inside out or she'd send be to the office. not sure where I was going with this

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

crepeface posted:

lol that reminds me: https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=47268

which IK is going to win the race this time?

quote:

This permaban has been rescinded and was converted to a 30 day probation starting from the time it was applied.

Chinatown, this is your final chance to prove you want to be on the SomethingAwful forums and show that you can follow the rules. Stop with the aggressive posting.

Do not use the SA private message system to hurl insults at the users, moderators, or admins of this site. Those types of PMs from you are not going to be tolerated any longer.

If can't handle following these conditions, then don't come back to the forums.

another fd L

Elden Lord Godfrey
Mar 4, 2022

Horseshoe theory posted:

Friendly reminder that Bibi clowned Gantz by convincing him to do a Shamir-Peres-style rotating PMship, only to refuse to give up the office to Gantz after a year.

lmfao owned bitch

KomradeX
Oct 29, 2011

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

This story is fuckin stupid. Sy Hersh has been worse than useless for this whole war. I don't think any of his reports have panned out. Might as well be calling them blind items.

I don't know he was right that they're trying to Lenningrad Gaza

KomradeX
Oct 29, 2011

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

Are there any rumors yet that the idf is planning to infiltrate the tunnel network?

I dont think you can drive a merkava or a namer through a Hamas tunnel so II don't t think the Israelis are gonna try tbat

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
https://twitter.com/wildstein/status/1721338288709976331

this is like the most powerful dem party boss in new jersey being an israel psychopath at an eagles game lol

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

mcmagic posted:

https://twitter.com/wildstein/status/1721338288709976331

this is like the most powerful dem party boss in new jersey being an israel psychopath at an eagles game lol

Shocked the Eagles fans didn't throw batteries.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 21 days!)

Re the failed interceptor: we've also been supplying the Israelis with Patriot missiles, which have a track record of freaking out and intercepting the ground.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS4i2InVB-Y

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

mcmagic posted:

https://twitter.com/wildstein/status/1721338288709976331

this is like the most powerful dem party boss in new jersey being an israel psychopath at an eagles game lol

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
"Israel wants 24,000 assault rifles. Itamar Ben-Gvir, a far-right minister overseeing the police, has given rifles to civilians and is forming “security squads.”"

Jesus loving Christ

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Re the failed interceptor: we've also been supplying the Israelis with Patriot missiles, which have a track record of freaking out and intercepting the ground.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS4i2InVB-Y
https://i.imgur.com/HVdzNa2.mp4

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Marenghi posted:

https://x.com/gavreilly/status/1721249001901633580?s=20

This is awkward. Her father gave an interview when she was declared dead and his reaction was unexpected.

He had interesting beliefs about Hamas.

Mr. Hand seems to be a true believer in Zionism. Bibi is even too weak for him. He wanted to see Palestine genocided before they had the chance to resist.

Mr Hands

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Vox Nihili posted:

"Israel wants 24,000 assault rifles. Itamar Ben-Gvir, a far-right minister overseeing the police, has given rifles to civilians and is forming “security squads.”"

Jesus loving Christ

Worked out well for the Volkssturm!

MuadDib Atreides
Apr 22, 2023

by Fluffdaddy
Blameless B is at the helm of a genocide RN and all the libs can think about is Trump trial pageantry.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

Vox Nihili posted:

"Israel wants 24,000 assault rifles. Itamar Ben-Gvir, a far-right minister overseeing the police, has given rifles to civilians and is forming “security squads.”"

Jesus loving Christ

There goes the west bank I guess.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

Neurolimal posted:

All the big names were there; Two-Ton Tony, The Dangerous Sniper, Mr. Hot And Ready, Drives Tank Best, Winded Fatass, and Hospital Bomber. The best of the best of Israeli society, all ready to kick Hamas rear end. They were dead within 8 hours.

Is it too early for a new thread title?

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Death By The Blues
Oct 30, 2011

Vox Nihili posted:

"Israel wants 24,000 assault rifles. Itamar Ben-Gvir, a far-right minister overseeing the police, has given rifles to civilians and is forming “security squads.”"

Jesus loving Christ

They have already started handing out guns

https://twitter.com/PatriotaWil/status/1720168190993424491

https://twitter.com/trtworld/status/1720409947307958385

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