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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Space Jam posted:

you could easily cauterize that finger cut with a bic lighter and a paper clip

gently caress it just bite it off.

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Quiet Feet posted:

When is Gronk finally going to star in a low budget action movie? Enough with this USAA poo poo.
he's friends with Cena

I feel like you could make a solid $100 million just by doing an action comedy where they're, like, two absolutely dumbfuck army guys who get caught up in something way over their heads

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Space Jam posted:

you could easily cauterize that finger cut with a bic lighter and a paper clip

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.

Space Jam posted:

you could easily cauterize that finger cut with a bic lighter and a paper clip

Ah, I see you've been taking tips from my brother who does construction work and drinks too much.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Aw

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
drat, that was a huge drop / break-up

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Joe Burrow has some Zell Dincht-rear end calves

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

seiferguy posted:

Joe Burrow has some Zell Dincht-rear end calves

I appreciate this reference

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXg4IdU2DZU

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Oh and bengos scored

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Shinji2015 posted:

btw this is fantastic

the whole series constantly floats around in secret on youtube if you look hard enough for it. it's excellent the whole way thru

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Low effort Bills D, c'mon

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.
great example of dogshit tackling form

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
wait no, do a movie with Gosling, Cena, Chris Hemsworth, and Gronk as a special forces unit and Ryan Reynolds is their commander

the dumbshit white boy Expendables



also nice td I guess is football happening?

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
that was... a run

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

:fork:

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
great effort there number 30

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
Bills are just collapsing and it's a shame

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

That was fun

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Drew Sample is no All-Pro, but he's clearly better than Irv Smith, so it's weird he's only now getting targets.

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

CapnAndy posted:

he's friends with Cena

I feel like you could make a solid $100 million just by doing an action comedy where they're, like, two absolutely dumbfuck army guys who get caught up in something way over their heads

Oh easily

And man, does it feel like Bills are out of their league

Comfortador
Jul 31, 2003

Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?
Sample DEEZ NUTS

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

there's a Bengals fan who told me their TEs suck rear end, but they scored twice today.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?






:fork:
:fork:
:fork:

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Mystic Stylez posted:

there's a Bengals fan who told me their TEs suck rear end, but they scored twice today.

bengals fans are full of lies

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
For a second I thought Sarah Jessica Parker was doing Dog Food commercials

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
Dude in the white bengal costume is living his best life right now

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill
Great play by Sample. They definitely heard them talking about the TE failure this year and are proving them wrong

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
That was two weeks ago Chris. I really wish that drunk would retire.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

ive grown up from the goonette i was because i thought "havent seen a bills collapse like this since..." and didnt post it

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

bean mom posted:

ive grown up from the goonette i was because i thought "havent seen a bills collapse like this since..." and didnt post it
oh hey how'd the Luffy costume go

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

gah great way to break your leg there

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
Y I K E S

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.
hmmm Slide Tackles are for the international games only pls

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

drat taylor poo poo!

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

The solemn music

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

:wotwot:

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
is that intentional, it looks like taylor-brit fell down

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

CapnAndy posted:

oh hey how'd the Luffy costume go

outstandingly! i posted it last week so ill just spoiler it here. would have won the costume contest if i wasnt staff!!

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