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anakha
Sep 16, 2009



They could have saved space and just said 'First Team All-Hold Me Back'

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Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

Papercut posted:

I still can't distinguish between an Oubre and an Olynyk in my head

olynyk is the guy who started the warriors dynasty, oubre continued the wizards dynasty of having un serious nba players

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow

anakha posted:

They could have saved space and just said 'First Team All-Hold Me Back'



Lol i can’t believe I forgot about this. Total clown poo poo

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

anakha posted:

They could have saved space and just said 'First Team All-Hold Me Back'


Chronicles
Oct 24, 2013

That court has real “inevitable embarrassing loss” energy

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM
If the Heat work so much harder than everyone else, but still end up around .500 then wouldn't that mean they're quite a lot worse at basketball?

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Bismack Billabongo posted:

Lol i can’t believe I forgot about this. Total clown poo poo

I still remember where I was when that went down. In bed, catching up on posts.

Papes
Apr 13, 2010

There's always something at the bottom of the bag.

Hashtag Banterzone posted:

If the Heat work so much harder than everyone else, but still end up around .500 then wouldn't that mean they're quite a lot worse at basketball?

Work harder, not smarter

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

Hashtag Banterzone posted:

If the Heat work so much harder than everyone else, but still end up around .500 then wouldn't that mean they're quite a lot worse at basketball?

Yes.

And they weren't that good last year, they just got super hot at the end of the season. They weren't like missing a bunch of time from key guys so they hung around .500 and got healthy. They were just really mediocre all season.

The Maestro
Feb 21, 2006

Me when my server tells me actually I’ve been drinking Colombian decaf coffee crystals

JackBandit
Jun 6, 2011
That court could make for a sweet photo of the get dunked on in a loss

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

OH WORD SON posted:

Live
laugh
live ball fouls

IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE:
IT'S GOOD TO WAKE UP AT 3AM TO WORK OUT
GOOD OFFENSES ARE FOR SHOWBOATS
DWYANE WADE JUMPING INTO A DEFENDER IS A LEGITIMATE BASKETBALL PLAY
ALPHA 66 DID NOTHING WRONG

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
The NBA scheduling matinee and afternoon games on Sunday so I can lay on my couch and league pass some middling basketball for like six hours straight, thank you

morestuff fucked around with this message at 21:45 on Nov 5, 2023

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Trying to be a fast casual restaurant

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Vox Nihili posted:

Trying to be a fast casual restaurant

Too mean

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

Vox Nihili posted:

Trying to be a fast casual restaurant

hahahaha

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Vox Nihili posted:

Trying to be a fast casual restaurant

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



https://twitter.com/_Andrew_Lopez/status/1721287223977386202

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005
he wasn't even talking about the Heat originally! total bullshit!

quote:

Riley, who has won nine titles as a player, assistant, head coach and president, talked about the culture he established during his Knicks coaching reign from 1991 to 1995.

“Our sort of culture, mission statement was that we were going to be the hardest-working, best-conditioned, most professional, unselfish, toughest, nastiest, disliked team in the NBA,’’ Riley said on the show. “We didn’t care about it. That was our identity. That is who we were.”

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch


nice picture of yourself

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
To our Opponent: We consider you the Knicks

hifi
Jul 25, 2012


I am just going assume he has a bug in his lung and not google any of those words

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet

hifi posted:

I am just going assume he has a bug in his lung and not google any of those words
He has a fart in his chest

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


hifi posted:

I am just going assume he has a bug in his lung and not google any of those words

Sports twitter has you covered

https://twitter.com/bballforever_/status/1721289299528933660?s=46&t=zVI0vYegDAVtcmKcmkilAQ

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

Dynamite Dog posted:

Culture court is like someone forgot the word for Petri dish

lol

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy
Someone please refer me to a med staff that can prevent collapsed lungs, concussions, tendinitis, and dropped weights during the offseason. plox

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy
CJ was also the only guy in the top 3 that was playing how the coaches want (more paint and 3 attempts; only mid-range at end of shotclock; compete on defense and the boards consistently).

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy
https://x.com/richard_normal/status/1721288161693680093?s=20

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
This is some very cornball poo poo and I’m almost embarrassed to post it but it’s super cool to have somebody as incredible at ball as keben derant on my favorite team. Hope he doesn’t run himself down carrying the team like this

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

that player you like? yeah he sucks

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

fart simpson posted:

that player you like? yeah he sucks
This works because I like Jeremy sochan

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I prefer rooting for bad players

Os Furoris
Aug 19, 2002

Bismack Billabongo posted:

This is some very cornball poo poo and I’m almost embarrassed to post it but it’s super cool to have somebody as incredible at ball as keben derant on my favorite team. Hope he doesn’t run himself down carrying the team like this

He’ll break your heart like he did to us in OK. Don’t get invested. You will regret this!!!!!

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
That’s fine. I haven’t gotten to watch much yet so I’m just enjoying the highlights currently but booker is elite in a different way. Durant looks like he doesn’t even have to try

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

Lockback posted:

Yes.

And they weren't that good last year, they just got super hot at the end of the season. They weren't like missing a bunch of time from key guys so they hung around .500 and got healthy. They were just really mediocre all season.

And replacing mediocre players with bad ones doesn't seem to have improved the team at all.

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Durant is amazing, finally something the family can agree about.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
yay cavs

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

mods please make this tweet the thread title

https://twitter.com/basketbllnews/status/1721321707158614196

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

nachos posted:

I prefer rooting for bad players

You're right, Bol Bol rules

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