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Beached Whale
Jun 27, 2009

The world as will and idea
Making up fantasy car prices to juice my stock, Elon once again creating value for the shareholders (genius)

https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1721462355089871067

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Nitrousoxide
May 30, 2011

do not buy a oneplus phone



Musk has been saying he'll make a sub $30k EV. Even before his whole Cyber Truck debacle. It's never been anything more than just wind though.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Nitrousoxide posted:

Musk has been saying he'll make a sub $30k EV. Even before his whole Cyber Truck debacle. It's never been anything more than just wind though.

let him cook

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

fknlo posted:

They brought a cybertruck to cars and coffee:








Just loving lol

Hats off to Elon for managing to out do malaise-era General Motors

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Juul-Whip posted:

hitchhikers guide is so loving funny and based 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂

42 towels ftw 😂🤣

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

elon pwns...






...tesla, cyberlink, spacex, X.com, AND YOU! ahahahahhaa 😂🤣

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Nitrousoxide posted:

Musk has been saying he'll make a sub $30k EV. Even before his whole Cyber Truck debacle. It's never been anything more than just wind though.

literally the stated goal of Tesla according to him, just gotta do one more sports car and we'll get there

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Homocow posted:

do pieces of the exterior start falling apart if you take it off-roading?

can you even take if off-roading?

This is a feature so you can walk back to the road by following the trail of parts.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

tesla announces new sub-€30k European city car with a much smaller battery and chassis with a launch announcement featuring the band ...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Europe is full of globalist NWO 15 minute cities nobody is allowed to leave anyway so they only need like 20 miles of range tops, that’s only gonna be what, a few hundred vape pen batteries per car?

Gorson
Aug 29, 2014

Nothus posted:

Hats off to Elon for managing to out do malaise-era General Motors

It's way worse, this is mid 90's Pontiac body cladding but way more expensive.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
yacc wants to gently caress the ai

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 358 days!

Jonny 290 posted:

yacc wants to gently caress the ai



this is not a real person, linda

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012
It is two chat bots talking to each other.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

tenderjerk posted:

this is not a real person, linda

Neither is Lindayax...

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Linda being Elon's first robot wife would make a ton of sense except i don't believe he could make a robot that could function at even THAT level of competence

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Elmo gonna try and repopulate Twitter with bots. Then try to convince advertisers to come back and try to sell things to the bots.

Martian
May 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
Whine all you want, upselling these idiots who just spent $100k on a cybertruck a way overpriced car wrap is genius

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Jonny 290 posted:

yacc wants to gently caress the ai



Absolute Queen :swoon:

Kly
Aug 8, 2003

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

might start probing for bluesky spam... none of you use that website anyway your all posting on twitter

bsky-social-wo7uk-3m4ec

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


Musk also said the company will offer a "beast mode version" of the Cybertruck. Though, he did not specify what would be included in that version of the EV. In September, the billionaire said on X, formerly known as Twitter, that there will be a "performance Cybertruck" and it "kicks rear end."

The Tesla CEO also reiterated on Tuesday that the Cybertruck will have bulletproof steel panels and there will even be an option for people to purchase bulletproof glass for the vehicle, though that variant will pose a major usability tradeoff.

"You can make anything bulletproof if you want, but the glass has to be very thick for be bulletproof, so it can't go up and down," Musk said, adding that the bulletproof windows will be immobile.

Musk said there will be three demonstrations to prove the Cybertruck is bulletproof, including shooting the vehicle with a Tommy gun, a 45 milimeter shotgun, and a 9 milimeter gun.

"Trucks are supposed to be tough, right?" Musk said.

Musk said on Tuesday that he's hoping for the "Beast Mode" version of the EV pickup to be able to go from zero to 60 miles per hour in under 3 seconds.

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Just demand companies pay a bunch of money for Twitters API bing bong so simple what are they gonna do, remove integration?

https://x.com/wario64/status/1721608444615311637?s=46&t=pNldmjaPbwK7Jf44h_hOow

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


I can't imagine Nintendo being far behind

Nitrousoxide
May 30, 2011

do not buy a oneplus phone



Dr. VooDoo posted:

Just demand companies pay a bunch of money for Twitters API bing bong so simple what are they gonna do, remove integration?

https://x.com/wario64/status/1721608444615311637?s=46&t=pNldmjaPbwK7Jf44h_hOow

Hell yeah. Start ripping that poo poo out of everything.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Dr. VooDoo posted:

Just demand companies pay a bunch of money for Twitters API bing bong so simple what are they gonna do, remove integration?

https://x.com/wario64/status/1721608444615311637?s=46&t=pNldmjaPbwK7Jf44h_hOow

Please also post updates to the Playstation Community group

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Dr. VooDoo posted:

Just demand companies pay a bunch of money for Twitters API bing bong so simple what are they gonna do, remove integration?

https://x.com/wario64/status/1721608444615311637?s=46&t=pNldmjaPbwK7Jf44h_hOow

I'm glad of it

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
If there only there were another tech company that tried the paid API thing recently with disastrous results that Elon could have learned from.

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

If there only there were another tech company that tried the paid API thing recently with disastrous results that Elon could have learned from.

i dont think the world's richest smartest man has to "learn" anything.

Gherkin Jerkin
Jan 22, 2006

With great power, comes great crunchability...

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

If there only there were another tech company that tried the paid API thing recently with disastrous results that Elon could have learned from.

Reddit's CEO learned from the very best.

quote:

In an interview Thursday with NBC News, Reddit CEO Steve Huffman praised Musk’s aggressive cost-cutting and layoffs at Twitter, and said he had chatted “a handful of times” with Musk on the subject of running an internet platform. 

Huffman said he saw Musk’s handling of Twitter, which he purchased last year, as an example for Reddit to follow. 

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/junlperbot/status/1721535369944977765?s=46&t=_v3L--jlsEKPoIDfuIGAUA

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

they made a truck version of the f35?

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Nitrousoxide posted:

Musk has been saying he'll make a sub $30k EV. Even before his whole Cyber Truck debacle. It's never been anything more than just wind though.

He's going to

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

lol

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://twitter.com/stevemullis/status/1721656699856306290

Circle Nine
Mar 1, 2009

But that’s how it is when you start wanting to have things. Now, I just look at them, and when I go away I carry them in my head. Then my hands are always free, because I don’t have to carry a suitcase.
do we know what elon's politics are yet

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Circle Nine posted:

do we know what elon's politics are yet

neutral

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Circle Nine posted:

do we know what elon's politics are yet
Epic basedism

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Circle Nine posted:

do we know what elon's politics are yet

Free speech at any cost

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ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Circle Nine posted:

do we know what elon's politics are yet

he's a socialist

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