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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Eve Fartlow

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



cry high, fartlow

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
please please, fartlow is my hate name

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Pythagoras a trois posted:

I now wear my hate name like a chevron, a mark of pride. You say to me Eve Fartlow, and to you I say yes, that's me, i suck real bad

Lol

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

Pythagoras a trois posted:

I now wear my hate name like a chevron, a mark of pride. You say to me Eve Fartlow, and to you I say yes, that's me, i suck real bad

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
rack em

https://x.com/leyawn/status/1720949253357387846

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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i wonder what the 1,500+ quote tweets say

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

lmsao

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004


holy moly

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



:discourse:

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Lol

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
an oldie but a goodie

Blinkz0rz
May 27, 2001

MY CONTEMPT FOR MY OWN EMPLOYEES IS ONLY MATCHED BY MY LOVE FOR TOM BRADY'S SWEATY MAGA BALLS
eve fartlow is the gift that keeps on giving

qsvui
Aug 23, 2003
some crazy thing

PokeJoe posted:

Eve Fartlow

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
eve fartlow keeps wafting into threads i'm reading. like a stinky, heavy gas

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
'text HONK to 69069 for free dick pills' is a new one lol

(this is real)

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


graph posted:

'text HONK to 69069 for free dick pills' is a new one lol

(this is real)

im texting and no one is honking me off :mad:

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

PokeJoe posted:

im texting and no one is honking me off :mad:

same

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream

:smith: it is

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005


while the sbf testimony was funnier as far as circumstances go this tweet alone is more pure comedy than the entirety of that

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



https://twitter.com/waziot/status/1721547610387808269

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan



Lol

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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the idf miltok thirst traps are super super hosed up

Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006




:holymoley:

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Jonny 290 posted:

the idf miltok thirst traps are super super hosed up

the what?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


i'm going to need to see a few of these thirst traps before I can offer a qualified opinion.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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Hi, welcome to hell

https://www.dazeddigital.com/life-culture/article/57878/1/the-era-of-military-funded-e-girl-warfare-army-influencers-tiktok

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro

Beeftweeter posted:

please please, fartlow is my hate name

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
speakin of which

https://x.com/OnlyAWorldAway/status/1721395215854870730?s=20

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005


quote:

“I’m not the American dream, I’m more like the American nightmare,” beams the influencer known as Haylujan in a video to her 363k TikTok followers. With full-face E-girl make-up, drawn-on freckles and a rosy nose, the 20-year-old is the face of an unsettling new breed of E-girl garnering millions of views online. She posts thirst traps inside choppers and pouty selfies with assault rifles, with hashtags like #pewpew and #militarycurves. She shares cutesy unboxing compilations and make-up tutorials, Get Ready With Me videos and lip syncs. She jokes about war bunkers and plays with remote control tanks, which she overlays with sparkly filters and heart emojis.

Known in esoteric meme circles as the psy-op girl, Haylujan, also known simply as Lujan, is a self-described “psychological operations specialist” for the US Army, whose online presence has led to countless memes speculating that she is a post-ironic psy-op meant to recruit people into the US army.

i mean...doesn't the us military have insane problems with sexual assault of soldiers...just...:wtc::psyduck:

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

i'm going to need to see a few of these thirst traps before I can offer a qualified opinion.

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
miltok more like miltank iykwim

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Jonny 290 posted:

the idf miltok thirst traps are super super hosed up

i remember this being a thing in the early 2000s as a post 9/11 movement. goons were very horny for it. it was weird

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Not me. I was horny for the Xbox humvee

QR Code Geass
Oct 25, 2023


appreciated but shan't be clicking

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Beeftweeter posted:

miltok more like miltank iykwim

milk tank

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

bump_fn posted:

i remember this being a thing in the early 2000s as a post 9/11 movement. goons were very horny for it. it was weird

goons were very horny for everything back then

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Thankfully the last president made horny illegal

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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QR Code Geass posted:

appreciated but shan't be clicking

Thanks for the update

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ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER

Beeftweeter posted:

goons were very horny for everything back then
To be clear, it's not because we're less weird now, it's just because we're less young

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