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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

strap on revenge posted:

this is cool but it isn't electric

You misunderstood, the E stands for Exciting

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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
a fart sound fills the cabin. to my delight, the xAI Grok ($16/mo.) unit is notifying me that it's generated a new socially awkward penguin meme using some of cyber truck's ($100,000) spare CPU that the FSD (beta, $199/mo) actually needed in order to process that a white 18 wheeler ahead is not open sky. in my last remaining moments of consciousness, i simply cant stop lmfao'ing at how epic and based le penguin is

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Oh my god, grok writes just like those obnoxious imgur dinner recipes that people used to post. You know where they’d be like “now put a whole f**king lot of beef on that plate” and “you ain’t done until you GARNISH YEAH”

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Detective No. 27 posted:

When they announced she was gonna be the new CEO, people brought up that trick that failing corporations do where they hire a female executive so that they can score social points and then later pin the blame on her when the company is too far gone. But I don’t think that’s gonna happen with Linda. It’s been extremely obvious to everyone that Musk has continued to do every garbage change since she got hired and they’re not even trying to hide it. I kinda respect her for collecting an easy do-nothing salary. She clearly doesn’t give a poo poo about her job, and why should she?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glass_cliff

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



poisonpill posted:

Oh my god, grok writes just like those obnoxious imgur dinner recipes that people used to post. You know where they’d be like “now put a whole f**king lot of beef on that plate” and “you ain’t done until you GARNISH YEAH”

Actually, it's very humorous, and epic as f*ck

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
asked grok what to make for dinner

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

poisonpill posted:

Oh my god, grok writes just like those obnoxious imgur dinner recipes that people used to post. You know where they’d be like “now put a whole f**king lot of beef on that plate” and “you ain’t done until you GARNISH YEAH”

lmao i don't remember the font being so insufferable but i guess it fits the theme

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Always lol that they tell you to throw the premix pack and then to buy the spices separately made by the same company

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
i like how they have a thin rear end pot instead of a nice heavy dutch oven.

also not browning the beef in batches. also gently caress getting rid of can water/juice or rendered beef fat.

use the fat. maybe use the water. i dunno im lazy and just do a longer cook time to boil it off.

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

throw that fat out. ok now put some more fat into that hot pan.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
borrow your dad's pc speakers and your little brother's psp and pump up the evanescence you loving piece of poo poo

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

coconut oil what the gently caress

that AI is wildly ignorant of the deep cultural divides in chili making. Like spicy protein and starch medley covers A LOT of food traditions

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



lmao i just noticed that when i click through to twitter the login page title is "log in to x / x" - nice find and replace branding solution, idiots

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

coconono posted:

coconut oil what the gently caress

just glossing right over the beans

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Ghostlight posted:

lmao i just noticed that when i click through to twitter the login page title is "log in to x / x" - nice find and replace branding solution, idiots

Well, x / x = 1, so they're telling you to log in to 1 account

Elon wins again

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

...! posted:

Well, x / x = 1, so they're telling you to log in to 1 account

Seems like we should as TerranceAI what it thinks

ryde
Sep 9, 2011

God I love young girls

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Always lol that they tell you to throw the premix pack and then to buy the spices separately made by the same company

I'd hope if they're telling you to not use the pack then their recipe is substantially different. But I also wouldn't be surprised if someone claimed that mixing ingredients to accomplish basically the same recipe was "better" somehow, because there's a lot of magical thinking in recipes.

OneEightHundred
Feb 28, 2008

Soon, we will be unstoppable!
What is going on with mosaic filter on the hubcaps?

Oh right it's from Japan.

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Always lol that they tell you to throw the premix pack and then to buy the spices separately made by the same company
It probably costs like 4x as much to buy them premixed though.

ryde posted:

I'd hope if they're telling you to not use the pack then their recipe is substantially different. But I also wouldn't be surprised if someone claimed that mixing ingredients to accomplish basically the same recipe was "better" somehow, because there's a lot of magical thinking in recipes.
I mean half the point of not buying premix is you can adjust things to your liking but if you're just following the recipe verbatim then uh welp.

OneEightHundred fucked around with this message at 06:26 on Nov 7, 2023

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Azhais posted:

just glossing right over the beans

Its not a chili without beans

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
I think the people writing the recipe just want to create in the mind of the reader a feeling of accomplishment. If you toss out the premixed pack and make your own mix you feel more like a “real” cook even if the result is otherwise the same.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Barudak posted:

Its not a chili without beans

as long as its a spicy protein and starch medley its a fuckin chili. Vegan chili is real and good for your bowels.

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Barudak posted:

Its not a chili without beans

green beans though lol

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Chili w/beans vote here

OneEightHundred posted:

What is going on with mosaic filter on the hubcaps?

Oh right it's from Japan.

Totally not Toyota Racing Development wheels/package, maybe undisclosable corporate partnership.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

I'm very stoned right now. Is it odd to believe that Elon wants to start a cult and that's why he bought Twitter and is now trying to destroy it? That is in order to solidify his cultists that pay 8.99 or whatever?

eukara
Aug 5, 2014

Do you believe in life after bomb?
The VCs stopped buying his poo poo so he's milking his oblivious fanbase for pennies. Yes

Silly Newbie
Jul 25, 2007
How do I?

Pirate Radar posted:

I think the people writing the recipe just want to create in the mind of the reader a feeling of accomplishment. If you toss out the premixed pack and make your own mix you feel more like a “real” cook even if the result is otherwise the same.

Anything that gets these shut in failures some self confidence in basic skills like "being able to create food to eat" is a net positive in my book, no matter how cringe it is. Like if they followed this up with some kind of edgelord comic strip on how to go to a store, buy things, make eye contact, and say thank you without being a total creep, I would cheer it on.
Like the next one could be WE'RE GOING TO SHOWER LIKE FUCKIN CHAMPIONS
YOU SEE THAT BAR SOAP? THROW THAT poo poo AWAY. PUT SOME BODY WASH ON YOUR KICKIN RAD LOUFA AND USE IT TO WASH ALL THE PARTS OF YOU. INCLUDING YOUR rear end. LIKE A BOSS.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
Once you put beans in chili you might as well move right along and add macaroni noodles and call it hot dish

https://www.foxbusiness.com/technology/mika-worlds-first-ai-human-like-robot-ceo

Better watch out yacc

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Well - Elon’s dogshit adverts, sexbots, Nazis and his own insufferable personality finally got me to hit delete on Twitter and , 48 hours later, I must say I already feel all the better for it.

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?

The future was a mistake

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all

smellmycheese posted:

Well - Elon’s dogshit adverts, sexbots, Nazis and his own insufferable personality finally got me to hit delete on Twitter and , 48 hours later, I must say I already feel all the better for it.

Did this like two months ago and I haven't at all thought about going back.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

The Grimace posted:

The future was a mistake

There is nothing but the future. Various degrees of the future, to be sure.

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

CyberGrok

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Yeah gently caress that kid

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

backwoods compatible
Illegal Hen

redshirt posted:

There is nothing but the future. Various degrees of the future, to be sure.

No future but what we make wrong as a jokebusiness venture.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



coconono posted:

as long as its a spicy protein and starch medley its a fuckin chili. Vegan chili is real and good for your bowels.

Yeah, when I went vegetarian I figured I'd miss chili because I thought beef or beef mince was a key component, but turns out that making vegetarian chili with beans, chickpeas and lentils is incredibly good.

Abongination
Aug 18, 2010

Life, it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.
Pillbug

Elias_Maluco posted:

Yeah gently caress that kid

This kid is directly responsible for the Armenian genocide

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Atlas Hugged posted:

Did this like two months ago and I haven't at all thought about going back.

I really miss the circle of goons and assorted internet wierdos I had on my twitter but since excising all social media bar the forums from my life my unregretted user seconds have gone up massively.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Abongination posted:

This kid is directly responsible for the Armenian genocide

I hate him so much

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

All the loving-edge pornography tech and this is half-rear end Halloween prop-looking face is what they come up with?

If you don't want it to be sexy, why give it a face at all? Nobody but the depraved are gonna want to gently caress ASIMO.

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keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
Has Grok said the N word yet?

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