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Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
Just pour pepto on it before you eat it.

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Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Schubalts posted:

Just pour pepto on it before you eat it.

People in Chicago get real mad when you put pepto on your hot dogs.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Grand Fromage posted:

People in Chicago get real mad when you put pepto on your hot dogs.

Here in the 'cago our relish is neon green and the pepto we give picky children is blood red, as god intended.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Oh you said PEPTO BISMOL? I thought you said A WHOLE SPORT PEPPER

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Desert Bus posted:

Here in the 'cago our relish is neon green and the pepto we give picky children is blood red, as god intended.

i thought you just gave them a shot of malort.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

uber_stoat posted:

i thought you just gave them a shot of malort.

That's the aperitif, you fool.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

:stare: what is going on here exactly?

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Is it extracting a parasitic worm? I've seen that before with a mantis, I think.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Theophany posted:

:stare: what is going on here exactly?

moth jism

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Theophany posted:

:stare: what is going on here exactly?

This is how the moth priests of Cyrodiil maintain their powers of prophecy 000

sleepy gary
Jan 11, 2006

Theophany posted:

:stare: what is going on here exactly?

Cream Liqueur has to come from somewhere.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Look all I'm saying is if slurping up thick moth ropes is a crime lock me up and throw away the key

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Theophany posted:

:stare: what is going on here exactly?

:itwaspoo:

I did a search, and found things talking about moths expelling "meconium" after metamorphasis because I guess they got some leftover goo from the chrysalis.

And meconium is a fancy science word for a baby's first poop.

The only thing is the sources I saw refer to it as a "reddish liquid" but then the other reference video I saw looked plenty white as well.

https://packaged-media.redd.it/y3cw...0689ec5182e#t=0

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
And that's how silk is made.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



HAVE A SIP

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
i thought it was really funny the first moth does nothing. like youre just standing around and someone comes up and puts your rear end in water. rude

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

i thought it was really funny the first moth does nothing. like youre just standing around and someone comes up and puts your rear end in water. rude

It's like that sleepover prank. You dip a sleeping moth's butt in warm water and nature takes its course. First moth was clearly awake.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
I wonder what it feels like. Just making GBS threads out half your body weight in 3 seconds.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Not that great, based on the last time I had bad tummy troubles and got backed up for days

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
https://i.imgur.com/8wC4Nyc.mp4

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

That looks delicious. Like a giant fried shrimp tail.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010




Oh man, this suddenly brought back to mind a video from over a decade ago where the idea was to prepare a fish where as much was edible as possible while trying to stick close to the form.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l7znNHJhsE

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009


it's cake

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...


Or chocolate. Dude on the right is some kind of chocolatier/candy maker I’ve seen before.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Guy on the left looks like he's under a lot of duress to eat that.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

OwlFancier posted:

Guy on the left looks like he's under a lot of duress to eat that.

The video cut out the intro where he held up a paper with the day’s date

Mandoric
Mar 15, 2003

Ah, I see there's a Chinese competitor to Almond Roca now.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/AhK5c7n.mp4

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

https://twitter.com/serap_torun/status/1671198272520695817

RuBisCO
May 1, 2009

This is definitely not a lie




No! Not again!

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!
Given the casually-dressed people and the buns sitting there around the nozzle, I'm hoping this is a product demonstration at a tradeshow and no-one will eat those things. But you know...

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

what's the big deal, seems like a fun machine and those buns look nice oh goddamnit

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

raisin buns

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Lemon producing shoulders

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
In Jack and the Beanstalk the Giant says "I'll grind his bones to make my bread". How the gently caress do you make bread outta bone powder?

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
you can sub about 10-25% of flour in any coarse bread product with anything granular that doesnt dissolve that well. typical thing was cellulose but you can do bonemeal

preventing bakers from doing this was a medieval perennial. usually via just killing the ones who did or far lamer fines and humiliation

bob dobbs is dead has a new favorite as of 04:20 on Nov 8, 2023

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

If you do it with bonemeal though I think it can help with getting you a bit of calcium.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


It's less a way to make bread and more a way to avoid wasting perfectly good bones

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Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Whooping Crabs posted:

In Jack and the Beanstalk the Giant says "I'll grind his bones to make my bread". How the gently caress do you make bread outta bone powder?
Doesn't he know bones are crunchy? Who'd want a crunchy breadloaf?

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