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Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


Given mandatory service there's no way of knowing if those folks were legitimate active duty targets

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JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


Hammerstein posted:

America already itching for war...

https://i.imgur.com/XM6rSHC.mp4

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

gooning is just taking too much adderall and watching porn imo

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Zerg Mans posted:

Given mandatory service there's no way of knowing if those folks were legitimate active duty targets

remember when you built a chemical bomb in your garage and then the FBI recruited you

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Just saying my grandpa died as some kind of navy rank in his obituary and hadn't touched a uniform since 1945

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

what if you were in the army and then became a doctor, which takes priority

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Shut, the gently caress up zegermans?

Chillgamesh
Jul 29, 2014


When the teacher says the essay has to be 3000 words long

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

everyone who's ever been in the idf and every single adult settler is a valid military target hth

Setec_Astronomy
Mar 10, 2003

there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong

everyone please be careful to distinguish between active duty concentration camp guards and former concentration camp guards

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Shageletic posted:

Shut, the gently caress up zegermans?

Offensive. the zergmans were murdered on 10/7

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

I wanna join the FBI. pm me if you got contacts

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

Zerg Mans posted:

Given mandatory service there's no way of knowing if those folks were legitimate active duty targets

shut up bitch

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

Lpzie posted:

I wanna join the FBI. pm me if you got contacts

this guy might know someone

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Lpzie posted:

I wanna join the FBI. pm me if you got contacts

Message sent.

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

Pentecoastal Elites posted:

everyone who's ever been in the idf and every single adult settler is a valid military target hth

it's that simple

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

generally military targets have red names and civilians have gray names

E Depois do Adeus
Jun 3, 2012


Nobody has better respect for intelligence than Donald Trump.

FlapYoJacks posted:

Tanks crushed them and they ignited or artillery did the work.

Is it like GTA where you run over a car with the tank and the car blows up? Love to do that for fun on my way to raid the military base

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Neurolimal posted:

In the report you linked before, it sounded like the people who went "the problem with Lebanon was that our tier 1 high speed low-drag operators simply weren't technologically advanced enough" won the internal doctrine war post-2006.

Makes sense that they did, "we need to start sending lots of soldiers onfoot and screen for tanks" is probably a nonstarter for a country as casualty-averse as Israel.

You're right, that's what all the lit says, I was just wondering about people with firsthand experience signing off on this.

"Sure, troops burned to death in M113s, but these are Namers, you see."

Vox Nihili posted:

Does any other nation as tiny as Israel have their own line of MBTs? Seems like they would have been better off buying from a country with a fully built out MIC

South Africa.

Both developed their arms industries (in close cooperation) because of the very successful embargos prior to the US becoming Israel's BFF in 1973 for reasons definitely not related to nuclear blackmail.

Pakistan could probably go on the list, for similar reasons, along a similar timeline.

Frosted Flake has issued a correction as of 01:57 on Nov 8, 2023

rgocs
Nov 9, 2011

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 posted:

Didn't they just ask for $50,000 brown workers to replace the ones they're trying to murder? They can't do without them. There will never be a racially pure socialist state.

I guess India refused to send workers:


https://www.timesofisrael.com/birthright-invites-alumni-to-volunteer-in-harvesting-abandoned-fields-near-gaza/ posted:


Birthright invites alumni to volunteer in harvesting abandoned fields

The largest organizer of educational trips to Israel activates 850,000 alumni with a framework to serve citizens of war-torn Israel on the ground — quite literally

rgocs has issued a correction as of 02:00 on Nov 8, 2023

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Zerg Mans posted:

Just saying my grandpa died as some kind of navy rank in his obituary and hadn't touched a uniform since 1945

israel itself assassinated plenty of retired SS officers

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Jel Shaker posted:

what if you were in the army and then became a doctor, which takes priority

If you were a medical officer, it would be, Lieutenant-Colonel John McCrae, MD, for example.

There are a lot of rules for use of rank and post nominals in Canada, I would imagine less so in the states. Nearly everyone I work with has theirs in a signature block, in both official languages.

Maj. (Ret.) So-and-So, DSM, SM, CD, Lately of the Royal Canadian Regiment, for example.

but to answer the above, at least in Canada, only professional soldiers or soldiers pensioned for wounds are referred to by their rank at retirement. If you were just in the navy, I don't think you'd have it in your signature. If you were a Naval Officer, like as a vocation, then almost certainly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXyOTO5242k

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
Goofy propaganda trip who's entire thing is pushing "Get laid on vacation for free if you're Jewish!" for young Americans: Hey kids, who wants to do hard farm labor at Palestinian wages! We'll even house you in the bunker they used to sleep in! Don't worry, we'll let the Israelis spitting at you know that the diaspora is working here, NOT Palestinians! P.S You need to pay for your own plane ticket.

Like, I guess it costs them nothing to put that flyer out, and there's probably some insane Shapiro nutjobs ready and willing to get paid immigrant wages to ruin their back. But it's such an unappealing offer lol

Death By The Blues
Oct 30, 2011
https://twitter.com/JTOWNACTION/status/1722026332866113547

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008




gooning goons goonering

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




I'm going to predict that the person posting the DM threats is going to get banned for (rolls die) doxxing.

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

The only veterans that are always referred to by their rank as enlisted soldiers are the Chelsea Pensioners.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mwBmF7hZ74

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Neurolimal posted:

Goofy propaganda trip who's entire thing is pushing "Get laid on vacation for free if you're Jewish!" for young Americans: Hey kids, who wants to do hard farm labor at Palestinian wages! We'll even house you in the bunker they used to sleep in! Don't worry, we'll let the Israelis spitting at you know that the diaspora is working here, NOT Palestinians! P.S You need to pay for your own plane ticket.

Like, I guess it costs them nothing to put that flyer out, and there's probably some insane Shapiro nutjobs ready and willing to get paid immigrant wages to ruin their back. But it's such an unappealing offer lol

i wonder if Birthright trips are effectively dead until further notice

Ardennes
May 12, 2002
Anyway, I think South Africa is a key example of how it would all work out in the end including the Jericho doctrine. Deep down the Israelis are liberals and would rather continue to exploit Palestinian workers than do anything that “extreme.”

Hamas goal is to make everything extremely awkward for everyone since the status quo for nearly working well for everyone but the Palestinians.

fizziest
Nov 5, 2023

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news...cb-e7f72f5d0000

Doctors Without Borders: Team member killed in Israeli airstrike
Ben Samuels
11:21 PM

Doctors Without Borders announced one of its team members in Gaza was killed by an Israeli airstrike on the Al Shati refugee camp.

Mohammed Al Ahel, a lab technician who worked with MSF for several years, was killed along with several members of his family and dozens of others after his building collapsed.

"In this tragic moment, we continue to be gravely concerned for all of our colleagues in Gaza, many of whom are still working in hospitals across the Strip providing lifesaving care. We reiterate our call for an immediate ceasefire to prevent more deaths and allow the entry of desperately needed humanitarian supplies. The international community must take stronger action to stop the bloodshed in Gaza," MSF said in a statement.

fizziest
Nov 5, 2023

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news...cb-e7f72f5d0000

Red Cross says aid convoy came under fire in Gaza
Ben Samuels
11:15 PM

The International Committee of the Red Cross said its humanitarian convoy, consisting of five trucks and two ICRC vehicles, in Gaza City came under fire.

The convoy was delivering medical supplies to health facilities, including Al Quds hospital, when two trucks were damaged and a driver lightly wounded by the fire. It did not ascribe blame.

"These are not the conditions under which humanitarian personnel can work," said William Schomburg, the head of the ICRC delegation in Gaza. "We are here to bring urgent assistance to civilians in need. Ensuring that vital assistance can reach medical facilities is a legal obligation under international humanitarian law."

fizziest
Nov 5, 2023

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news...cb-e7f72f5d0000

U.S. State Department Deputy Spokesperson: 'Gaza is Palestinian land and will remain Palestinian land'
Ben Samuels
8:13 PM

U.S. State Department Deputy Spokesperson Vedant Patel responded to Prime Minister Netanyahu's comments on ABC News about indefinite control over the Gaza Strip: "Our viewpoint is Palestinians must be at the forefront of these decisions. Gaza is Palestinian land and will remain Palestinian land. Generally speaking, we do not support reoccupation of Gaza and neither does Israel."

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Al! posted:

i wonder if Birthright trips are effectively dead until further notice

the entire concept of birthright trips to israel is loving insane to me

fizziest
Nov 5, 2023

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news...cb-e7f72f5d0000

U.S. Senate Republicans fail to fast-track standalone bill providing aid to Israel
Ben Samuels
7:06 PM

Senate Republicans unsuccessfully attempted to fast-track the House's highly politicized standalone bill providing more than $14 billion in emergency aid to Israel.

The House bill, which went against the White House's attempts at packaging Israel and Ukraine assistance, earned much derision for positioning the Israel aid as a partisan issue, given that the funds were to be offset by cuts to the IRS.

The efforts, spearheaded by Republican Sen. JD Vance, were blocked by Democratic Sen. Chris Murphy.

The incident captures an evolving and growing debate within Congress about whether U.S. support for Israel, Ukraine and Taiwan should be connected, in both word and deed.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

imagine thinking you deserve a trip to apartheid

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

The Atomic Man-Boy
Jul 23, 2007

I'm gonna get out ahead of it and say "Free Palestine, Free fizziest!"

Hammerstein
May 6, 2005

YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT RACING !

Godlessdonut posted:

lol

e: Netanyahu in the wheelchair trying not to sig heil when he's talking about killing and displacing all the Palestinians.

I was thinking about using that scene for something. But the scene works so well cause of Seller's amazing acting and just doing a face swap with Hitler 2 would somehow desecrate it.

My motivational videos were a bit hit or miss so far:

Evil Krusty worked very well for a simple gif.
"A Bridge too far" and Metal Gear (that was when the IOF was posting constantly posting their *we found plans* poo poo) was better in my imagination, compared to how the video came out.
Hamas and Megaforce was a pretty good idea, also thanks to the music. But it's only funny if you know the silly 80s movie.
Hackerman was short and sweet.
"The Great Escape" was a bit lazy, only adding flag tags. I thought the idea that Gaza, that just wants to be free, gets immediately ganged up by Israel, the US and the EU was smart. But it worked better in my head than in the actual clip.
"Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade" with Hitler writing *Netanyahu is Hitler* came out really well I think.
"Starship Troopers" and Hannibal Directive also worked quite well.
"LOTR" and Gandalf reading *Netanyahu is Hitler 2* from the Book of Mazarbul using an Ian McKellen voice mod was probably the best one I made, also Isengard song as outro.
Netanyahu as evil Captain Planet getting formed from Fascism, Corruption (and so on) could have worked better. But the execution was a bit lacking.
Editing a Hezbollah video and adding "You got the Touch" from the Transformers movie was also not that good.
Robocop was a lot of work, especially aligning 16 Hitlers on a video wall. And it suffered from the 1 minute limit on Imgur (which I use as host cause of direct linking into the thread). The idea was that Dick Jones gets exposed as Netanyahu once Directive 4 is deleted. Could have been better.
Dr Strangelove worked fine. Netanyahu in the code book and Major Kong licking his lips, fitted together nicely.

I'm making these cause for me it's a form of outlet and helps me retain a shred of sanity while living in a racist shithole country that has descended into a morbid "Hooorray Israel" and "Death to Arabs" frenzy.....and if the good ones function as morale boosters it's even better.

Hammerstein has issued a correction as of 02:32 on Nov 8, 2023

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

i have some jewish ancestory (1/8th jewish princess) but i have no desire to go to israel and promote apartheid
it's weird as gently caress to me

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Ardennes posted:

Anyway, I think South Africa is a key example of how it would all work out in the end including the Jericho doctrine. Deep down the Israelis are liberals and would rather continue to exploit Palestinian workers than do anything that “extreme.”

Hamas goal is to make everything extremely awkward for everyone since the status quo for nearly working well for everyone but the Palestinians.

israel got themselves in waaaaaaay too deep this time and fundamentally something is going to change one way or the other

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