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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
The coat-check service at Cinderella's home was not to everyone's taste.

https://i.imgur.com/c8XckLY.mp4

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Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Thank goodness, there's a spare roll on the tank.

egg_dog
Nov 12, 2005

nͬ͒̂̓̂ͪoͨ́
Fun Shoe

Milo and POTUS posted:

I have a penny farting

I use a BM-X

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Bowel-ance bike

Howard The Dork
Mar 31, 2004

Look Ma! I caught a Fwaggle!

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

The coat-check service at Cinderella's home was not to everyone's taste.

https://i.imgur.com/c8XckLY.mp4

Wanna hanta? Don’t you wanna!?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Looks a little ratty.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

The coat-check service at Cinderella's home was not to everyone's taste.

https://i.imgur.com/c8XckLY.mp4

:3:

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
We can't stop here; this is mouse country.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump
Mice to meet you.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

The coat-check service at Cinderella's home was not to everyone's taste.

https://i.imgur.com/c8XckLY.mp4

Highly blessed

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

The coat-check service at Cinderella's home was not to everyone's taste.

https://i.imgur.com/c8XckLY.mp4

Ratatouille 2 for a hairy guy

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
That's a nice looking moleskin coat.

Aperture Priority
May 4, 2009

~~*~~Is Dream~~*~~
:coolfish::3::coolfish:

#blessed

But also… the smell……

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002

Aren't these video job applications fronts for training llms? Pretty cursed indeed.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
I think more likely they just want to see if you’re the “right type” of applicant

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Take that as a cue to record a video of an applicant they definitely do not want

Maybe a little Goatse & Pony show

Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002

TotalLossBrain posted:

Take that as a cue to record a video of an applicant they definitely do not want

Maybe a little Goatse & Pony show

A jar on the floor flanked on both side by bare feet.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Easy peasy, just give ‘em a link to this

https://youtu.be/T204WpZSbLw?si=IlPzlSpgTvaCHUh4

SonOfGhostDad
Nov 16, 2022

thank god it's circled in red or i wouldn't have know what the gently caress i was meant to read

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(
You can't ask for photos of candidates here, pretty sure this would cover that (I'd hope).

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Post this op

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YqVaLgRcaI

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


After considering the issue I realized that the pro move is not posting Goatse or a long youtube thing as that will get less than a second's watch.
What you should do is take the chance to act out a tedious yet awkward story of hardships, as overwrought as you wish but still feasible sounding enough some poor sod will have to watch it until the very end.
"Was that for real?" the sod will ask as they lay in bed trying to sleep, "could all this misfortune befall a person yet not break them?".

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
You should just use a video editor or something like this to make an all text video. They didn't specify that you should video yourself, did they?

Or you could record your cat licking its arse. (The risk here is that they hire your cat.)

Teratrain
Aug 23, 2007
Waiting for Godot

By popular demand posted:

After considering the issue I realized that the pro move is not posting Goatse or a long youtube thing as that will get less than a second's watch.

Record the video as requested but over the course of three minutes, slowly fade goatse into the video so that they don't immediately realize what it is and gradually realize that they're looking at an rear end in a top hat

And also a gaping anus

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

The coat-check service at Cinderella's home was not to everyone's taste.

https://i.imgur.com/c8XckLY.mp4

They're going to need at least another hundred mice before they can pass for an adult human.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

The slizzard wizard.

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




Pallandro the drunk.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

You shall not bllllleeeeccch!

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


That's the last time he's going out with Radagast on a Saturday night.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Look at that hand. He's been in the Palantir again.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Not all the Palantir are accounted for. We don't know who else might be watching.



[JUMP CUT] *goatse*

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

well, my future has been revealed to me I guess

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
AI-generated images are a curse.

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless
Are hands uniquely difficult for AI for some reason, or do we just not notice most of the other ways that it tends to mess up images? Hands and text seem to be the things it has the most trouble with.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Wingnut Ninja posted:

Are hands uniquely difficult for AI for some reason, or do we just not notice most of the other ways that it tends to mess up images? Hands and text seem to be the things it has the most trouble with.

some professional artists can't draw hands or feet

egg_dog
Nov 12, 2005

nͬ͒̂̓̂ͪoͨ́
Fun Shoe
Rob L'AI'feild

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Whenever a job has asked me to do one of those dumbass record yourself interviews I’ve made a point of going back to their recruiter and telling them to shove it up their rear end. They usually get pretty defensive about it which is a lot of fun.

If you can’t be bothered to make the time to interview me yourselves then I don’t really wanna work for you.

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Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




https://i.imgur.com/eEnEXZH.mp4

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