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CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Platystemon posted:

wtf why would you use a cold stone?

Because he's a pizidiot, says so right in the title.

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The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

The correct way to cook pizza is to delve deep until you can bake it above the bright blood of the earth itself.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


The Lone Badger posted:

The correct way to cook pizza is to delve deep until you can bake it above the bright blood of the earth itself.

Yes, but then you may do what the Izzy's did, and delve too deep. Too greadily.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Hey gang, just a reminder that if you post a death in this thread, I will loving ban you!

What a Kramer of a post while these gentlegoons are discussing the ups, downs, and really downs of food delivery. Mind your manners

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Jesus Christ, I posted that from 6 pages ago and you’re all still on about food! Go eat something, you’re all clearly hangry!!

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
"nice" page, would be a shame if a pizza derail happened to it

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
https://twitter.com/stephapstein/status/1722385938683424902

How about a nice palate cleanser of rich guys being miserable?

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

canyoneer posted:

https://twitter.com/stephapstein/status/1722385938683424902

How about a nice palate cleanser of rich guys being miserable?

Dunno, maybe if it was their last meal?

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

canyoneer posted:

https://twitter.com/stephapstein/status/1722385938683424902

How about a nice palate cleanser of rich guys being miserable?

It’s a good start

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Kit Walker posted:

It’s a good start

Now add politicians:


After Legalizing Raw Milk, Legislators Fall Ill From Drinking Raw Milk

Martman
Nov 20, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
A friend of mine took the Georgia Bar Exam a few years ago, and (apparently to combat cheating or something) they required that you stay on the premises the whole time, which also meant you could only eat lunch that they provided.

Well, turned out what they provided included tainted meat, and after lunch that day the exam became a total poo poo show.

Except... my friend, who obviously passed the exam that year sheerly through discipline and intelligence... is a vegetarian

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Martman posted:

A friend of mine took the Georgia Bar Exam a few years ago, and (apparently to combat cheating or something) they required that you stay on the premises the whole time, which also meant you could only eat lunch that they provided.

Well, turned out what they provided included tainted meat, and after lunch that day the exam became a total poo poo show.

Except... my friend, who obviously passed the exam that year sheerly through discipline and intelligence... is a vegetarian

Nice haha

grumplestiltzkin
Jun 7, 2012

Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.

Takes No Damage posted:

Assemble pizza on stone > put stone in oven > turn oven on


please try doing it the right way and then let us know how you feel about the results

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


I once cooked a pizza on a plastic cutting board

Mushika
Dec 22, 2010

grumplestiltzkin posted:

please try doing it the right way and then let us know how you feel about the results

I suddenly had the urge to double check that I've been using my pizza stone correctly all these years. I have.

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


John Wick of Dogs posted:

I once cooked a pizza on a plastic cutting board

How was it?

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

gbut posted:

How was it?

The cheese pull must have been amazing.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

norovirus is a bitch

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Oops! All Gray

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/g8sYfWl.mp4

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

freeedr posted:

I don’t know but I know it’s been posted before because I made an edit of it somewhere

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I have a feeling I know what that edit is. :)

Can you please post the edit and is it related to goatse?

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

I really love seeing a video of an escalating fire filmed from a stationary point and just tapping the timeline at various points

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/hxZIRGe.mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



NEW SHORTCUT DISCOVERED

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Jesus. There's only two ways I see this going worse. 1) After pulling the leaking burning oil pan away from the white car, if he kicked it down the driveway and got it under the white truck. 2) if he tried to use a garden hose to put out the fire after the dinky little extinguisher did gently caress all.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008




“Welp, we’re still kinda hosed. But that guy down there? He’s hosed.”

BlancoNino
Apr 26, 2010
I'm the cow that didn't raise its head and kept grazing

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Captain Hygiene posted:

NEW SHORTCUT DISCOVERED

lol

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


...was he drunk? That's spectacularly bad decision making

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
I know videos are chopped up for consumption but is there a longer version of the video? How is it eventually put out? What kind of damage was there?

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Hyperlynx posted:

...was he drunk? That's spectacularly bad decision making

He has a motorcycle and a big truck, so

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
is a pizza stone just another way to sell rocks to dumb nerds, like whiskey stones, or does it actually do anything

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




It keeps the bottom from getting scorched

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

derp posted:

is a pizza stone just another way to sell rocks to dumb nerds, like whiskey stones, or does it actually do anything

The stone gets hot in the oven and then when you put a cold pizza on it it is able to start cooking the bottom of the cold dough faster than if it was on a cold pan. I assume it also absorbs some amount of moisture from the crust as it cooks.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



“Can’t park there moooooo”

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

It keeps the bottom from getting scorched

We can fix that in post:

https://i.imgur.com/bf4nncU.mp4

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

derp posted:

is a pizza stone just another way to sell rocks to dumb nerds, like whiskey stones, or does it actually do anything

It’s the only way to get a good crust from fresh dough in a normal home oven. Makes pizza amazing.

Karate Bastard posted:

Can you please post the edit and is it related to goatse?

Nothing so beloved. Not sure if I can find it now

E:

Pretty stupid
https://i.imgur.com/DPdItdH.mp4

freeedr has a new favorite as of 01:15 on Nov 10, 2023

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

I never noticed before but that guy's got great technique

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Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

I actually bought a pizza stone to cook matzah better. Though I haven't tried it yet.

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