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Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump
this will end ba- :aaaaa:

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mystes
May 31, 2006

I always like seeing people being skilled at some random thing that I didn't even know was something you could be skilled at

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


hell yeah, chicks rock

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

I found that incredibly loving impressive, probably because I had built up in my head how badly that was going to fail, and the actual result was so much better.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.
Anybody else have super lazy teenagers working the Gravitron who didn't give a gently caress if you stood on the walls or even walked around? I don't know how none of us broke anything in that.

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



HenryJLittlefinger posted:

hell yeah, chicks rock

i) Exhibit B

https://i.imgur.com/2b00TKD.mp4

ii) Sound on: Song is "Little Girl Gone" from Chinchilla

iii) https://www.instagram.com/nicole_coenen/ - wholesome & badass

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


she studied the blade

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

credburn posted:

Anybody else have super lazy teenagers working the Gravitron who didn't give a gently caress if you stood on the walls or even walked around? I don't know how none of us broke anything in that.

https://i.imgur.com/tdeEaDQ.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 17 hours!
https://i.imgur.com/ooYPN4j.gifv

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

null_pointer posted:

I found that incredibly loving impressive, probably because I had built up in my head how badly that was going to fail, and the actual result was so much better.

Yeah I've got those exact same things at my local park and I've eaten poo poo off them a couple of times. The combination of the tilt and angular momentum fucks with your balance in a way that's hard to describe.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

bike tory posted:

Yeah I've got those exact same things at my local park and I've eaten poo poo off them a couple of times. The combination of the tilt and angular momentum fucks with your balance in a way that's hard to describe.

I would simply bring some paper plates to my poo poo picnic rather than relying on park toys to eat my meal off.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

there is sound on this video and yet i dont hear anyone calling the cassowary a big birdy multiple times

Maleh-Vor
Oct 26, 2003

Artificial difficulty.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dUW1JeevqQ

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




NOPE. Cassowaries are dinosaurs with really bad tempers an 6" spurs. gently caress. DAT.

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

This person is remarkably chill next to a creature that can snap and kick 1,000 pounds per square inch.

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

Absolutely do not gently caress with Cassowaries.

https://i.imgur.com/1MV3y2s.mp4
(sound on)

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
it's blinking one eye at a time, so nothing can sneak up while its eyes are closed

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

I’ve been kicked by a cassowary, ask me anything

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

freeedr posted:

I’ve been kicked by a cassowary, ask me anything

What is the afterlife like? Does God truly have plans for us?

mystes
May 31, 2006

freeedr posted:

I’ve been kicked by a cassowary, ask me anything
did the experience increase your level of cassowariness?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Tree Bucket posted:

it's blinking one eye at a time, so nothing can sneak up while its eyes are closed

nah its just randy

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


freeedr posted:

I’ve been kicked by a cassowary, ask me anything

How much do colostomy bags cost per year?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 17 hours!
https://i.imgur.com/hSmOsxA.mp4

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

Yeah it sucks trying to make the hamper as a 15yo boy and it keep flying back at you

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening
https://x.com/katliam_batu/status/1722196181621813413?s=20

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

credburn posted:

I get the joke, but it doesn't work when the shot of him has other people of average size doing things also.

No, you see it's the girl who is very big.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Assumed I was in the schaden thread and was waiting for her to injure herself lol. Kinda glad she didn’t.

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

Glottis posted:

Sure, he's in on the joke, but it still feels like it's demeaning him for being little and just riffing off of similar gags. Mostly that prevents me personally from feeling it's funny, but if everyone else involved thinks it's funny, sure whatever, go nuts.

It's good to know that if I go all in and make a self-depricating joke and am completely fine with it, you will be there to be outraged for me.

Thank you for your service

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker
yeah I'm clearly outraged, good read.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


There is a mystery novel in the idea of killing somebody with a frozen boomerang sock.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
These Antarctic scientists have played us for absolute fools

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




It's always annoying when the physics engine breaks like this.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/LDtRHJ6.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/L8JM3yQ.mp4

mobby_6kl has a new favorite as of 10:59 on Nov 12, 2023

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 17 hours!
https://i.imgur.com/8FKCdKa.mp4

Imgur says Cape Cobra from South Africa. Mongoose in the background.

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


My eyes tell me that snake is actually from a computer.

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots
I can tell from looking at the pikthhhhhhhhhhhls

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
yeah that is a bollywood-rear end quality cgi snake

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Captain Invictus posted:

yeah that is a bollywood-rear end quality cgi snake

When your vendor forgets to do a lighting pass

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
There's a literal glitch at like 17-19

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 17 hours!
I can never tell when it comes to these things. Is the mongoose fake too? The golf course? Am I even real?

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