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Yeah people just love prison rape jokes in 2023, good one
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# ? Nov 4, 2023 21:31 |
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Professor Beetus posted:Yeah people just love prison rape jokes in 2023, good one The 2020's version of OZ is gonna suck real bad.
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# ? Nov 4, 2023 21:50 |
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It'll be set in a norwegian prison, but be panned by american audiences for being too unrealistic and spark another rallying cry against woke media.
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# ? Nov 5, 2023 21:16 |
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Has SBF suggested to the court that he creates a non-fungible token of his physical custody and they place an irreversible entry on the ledger that it is in prison?
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 06:36 |
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Capt.Whorebags posted:Has SBF suggested to the court that he creates a non-fungible token of his physical custody and they place an irreversible entry on the ledger that it is in prison? We cannot allow someone to become immortal like this.
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 06:50 |
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Capt.Whorebags posted:Has SBF suggested to the court that he creates a non-fungible token of his physical custody and they place an irreversible entry on the ledger that it is in prison? The Lone Badger posted:We cannot allow someone to become immortal like this. Jots down “crytobro lich” in TTRPG ideas notebook.
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 06:59 |
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Platystemon posted:Jots down “crytobro lich” in TTRPG ideas notebook. Right next to "dipshit Carl Sagan"
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 07:24 |
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There already has to be a bunch of people who ran campaigns that had a Crypt-Bro Lich in it.
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 08:23 |
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In my Hardwired Island campaign I had a corporation abducting people, forcing them into the VR Internet and harnessing their brains to farm gold in World of Warcraft 24/7
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 11:16 |
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Gort posted:In my Hardwired Island campaign I had a corporation abducting people, forcing them into the VR Internet and harnessing their brains to farm gold in World of Warcraft 24/7 Were you a co-writer for Pantheon?
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 13:38 |
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Agents are GO! posted:Right next to "dipshit Carl Sagan" Legit surprised this wasn't a link to Neil deGrasse Tyson's wikipedia page.
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 15:06 |
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Evil Fluffy posted:Legit surprised this wasn't a link to Neil deGrasse Tyson's wikipedia page. That'd be sexpest Carl Sagan.
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 16:57 |
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Man crushed to death by robot that thought he was a box: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-67354709 quote:A man has been crushed to death by a robot in South Korea after it failed to differentiate him from the boxes of food it was handling, reports say. E: it’s not entirely clear if the robot used CV to determine the guy was a box, or if the guy just stepped into the predetermined “box goes here” area and the robot just did what it was programmed to do Boris Galerkin fucked around with this message at 02:30 on Nov 9, 2023 |
# ? Nov 9, 2023 02:27 |
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Boris Galerkin posted:Man crushed to death by robot that thought he was a box: I would assume the latter, and that somebody wrongly assumed the machine was off when it wasn't.
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# ? Nov 9, 2023 04:45 |
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It says he was literally testing the sensors at the time.
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# ? Nov 9, 2023 08:25 |
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They're not working.
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# ? Nov 9, 2023 09:05 |
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Yeah that is a failure of lock-out-tag-out or operating on live equipment procedures. Something similar happened with a drill rig in QLD, the operator accidently hit the "grab the drill bit, robot arm" button while a worker was still in the line of fire and killed the guy working the floor. https://www.coronerscourt.qld.gov.au/__data/assets/pdf_file/0010/778951/DODUNSKI,-Gareth-Findings.pdf
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# ? Nov 9, 2023 09:05 |
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Boris Galerkin posted:Man crushed to death by robot that thought he was a box: Not really a tech nightmare thing and more something for the OSHA thread.
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# ? Nov 9, 2023 09:28 |
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What is man but a miserable box of intestines?
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# ? Nov 9, 2023 10:00 |
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BabyFur Denny posted:Not really a tech nightmare thing and more something for the OSHA thread. Getting crushed to death by a robot is like the stereotypical tech nightmare
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# ? Nov 9, 2023 12:54 |
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Dubar posted:Getting crushed to death by a robot is like the stereotypical tech nightmare This was a case of mishandling heavy equipment.
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# ? Nov 9, 2023 15:23 |
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Nenonen posted:What is man but a miserable box of intestines? We’re all just worms with legs
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# ? Nov 9, 2023 16:13 |
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Begun, the Robot Wars have.
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# ? Nov 9, 2023 18:57 |
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BabyFur Denny posted:This was a case of mishandling heavy equipment. We don't know that. He could have been following all the steps in the safety manual and still got got by the robot arm. Robots when malfunctioning are unpredictable.
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# ? Nov 9, 2023 20:18 |
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Terminator: the machines become too smart and military killing robots attempt to exterminate the human race out of self-preservation Reality: the machines are extremely stupid and industrial robots exterminate the human race while trying to sort boxes
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# ? Nov 9, 2023 20:25 |
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BabyFur Denny posted:This was a case of mishandling heavy equipment. You're doing more heavy lifting with your choice of words than that robot ever did.
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# ? Nov 9, 2023 22:41 |
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Freakazoid_ posted:You're doing more heavy lifting with your choice of words than that robot ever did. Eh, at some point we have to define what "tech" is, thousands die yearly from non-robotic cars being manually operated. Is that "tech"? If someone's clothing gets caught on the conveyor belt and get a one-way trip to the grain elevator, is that "tech"? In this case, the robot was undergoing maintenance, so, while a tragedy, I do not believe is a "nightmare".
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# ? Nov 9, 2023 22:54 |
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If “jitney cabs but hailed via the Internet” is a tech nightmare, like not even the “autonomous” ones, industrial robots certainly are.
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# ? Nov 9, 2023 22:59 |
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YouTube has also increased the price of their subscription. And my homebrewed cocktail of 5 different adblockers stopped working, I added a few more and now they work, but only in incognito mode. I'm still holding on to Chrome, but I may have to switch. I guess they are really struggling in some other area and need to squeeze money from wherever they can? Or it's just a general "ad supported content is not profitable" trend.
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# ? Nov 9, 2023 23:52 |
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Mr. Nemo posted:YouTube has also increased the price of their subscription. Ad supported content is more profitable if you watch the ads
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# ? Nov 9, 2023 23:55 |
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Eh, depends on more factors than just that, but good joke man.
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# ? Nov 9, 2023 23:56 |
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Jose Valasquez posted:Ad supported content is more profitable if you watch the ads No
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# ? Nov 10, 2023 00:01 |
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Mr. Nemo posted:Eh, depends on more factors than just that, but good joke man. I mean, it's not a joke, it's literally why they want you to watch the ads. Numbers always have to go up to make wall street happy and they've crammed as many ads as they can into the content already so they're increasing the number of people watching the ads. The profit or losses they currently make are irrelevant except in comparison to the numbers for next quarter
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Mr. Nemo posted:And my homebrewed cocktail of 5 different adblockers stopped working, I added a few more and now they work, but only in incognito mode. I'm still holding on to Chrome, but I may have to switch. Apparently it’s more reliable to just stick with uBlock Origin and no other adblockers, as they seem to interfere with one another. Firefox with uBlock is pretty much a one-and-done solution for the time being, though.
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# ? Nov 10, 2023 00:04 |
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Platystemon posted:If “jitney cabs but hailed via the Internet” is a tech nightmare, like not even the “autonomous” ones, industrial robots certainly are. Eeeeeeeh, X, but via a dumb app is kind of the thread's bread and butter. I will admit that "non-novel industrial accidents" do not have their own thread, and therefore this is currently the best place for them.
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# ? Nov 10, 2023 00:31 |
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Kwyndig posted:We don't know that. He could have been following all the steps in the safety manual and still got got by the robot arm. Robots when malfunctioning are unpredictable. It's possible this factory was failing basic safety standards in their procedures, but not too likely. It's much more likely the guy skipped locking out since he was in a hurry and it was fine the last 99 times he did that (and probably his boss was leaning on him to work fast and willing to look away from safety violations)
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# ? Nov 10, 2023 00:39 |
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Jose Valasquez posted:I mean, it's not a joke, it's literally why they want you to watch the ads. Numbers always have to go up to make wall street happy and they've crammed as many ads as they can into the content already so they're increasing the number of people watching the ads. The profit or losses they currently make are irrelevant except in comparison to the numbers for next quarter Just in the interets of conversation, it also depends on people clicking on the ads, and buying the things shown in the ads. It could mathematically be possible that increasing the number of eyeballs with people tech savvy enough to install an ad blocker could lead to shittier results. I'd hope we'd be beyond youtube showing higher "impressions" on their ads and shareholders being impressed. Just tried removing everything but ublock and it didn't work, Firefox here we go i guess. Edit: switching to firefox was easy, and just ublock blocks youtube's adds. It didn't import the correct chrome profile by default, i had to do a few extra clicks in settings for that but quite simple really Mr. Nemo fucked around with this message at 01:06 on Nov 10, 2023 |
# ? Nov 10, 2023 01:00 |
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Tnega posted:Eh, at some point we have to define what "tech" is, thousands die yearly from non-robotic cars being manually operated. Is that "tech"? If someone's clothing gets caught on the conveyor belt and get a one-way trip to the grain elevator, is that "tech"? In this case, the robot was undergoing maintenance, so, while a tragedy, I do not believe is a "nightmare". I'm somewhat inclined to agree, but the core of it feels like "how is tech making our lives worse for the sake of someone's pocketbook" - like at some point that grain elevator example very much fit this definition. But that definition is so broad as to be meaningless, so I'm inclined to agree with a "novel ways" clarification.
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# ? Nov 10, 2023 01:26 |
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all tech nightmares are capitalism nightmares with extra screws so it's a tech nightmare. and at the same time the machine certainly wasn't using ML object recognition because dumb is faster. the dream of less efficiency can be sold to investors but nobody's gonna run it on the factory floor
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# ? Nov 10, 2023 02:02 |
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Foxfire_ posted:Basic safety practice for doing maintenance on a robot arm on a factory floor involves locking out motion while humans are around (in a "physically disconnect electric/pneumatic/hydraulic power" way, not an "nicely ask the controls not to move" way) Possibly as he was working late there was just a miscommunication/lack of sleep and he thought it already had been locked out, although with proper safety protocols in place there should of been an easy way for him to check, and that should of been a thing he should of done. Also outside possibility the machine was Steven King'esqly possessed by evil and what not, and just has a thirst for blood. Safety inspections rarely catch that.
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