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He's invulnerable, super- strong, and he has a manager telling him what to do like he's a mindless automaton in front of the audience. Now that's a good gimmick. Way to poo poo all over your wife's accomplishments, rear end in a top hat.
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 00:09 |
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Use this power responsibly.
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 00:34 |
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Saoshyant posted:Use this power responsibly.
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 03:00 |
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lol
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 07:10 |
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Saoshyant posted:
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 19:54 |
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Good thing you introduced yourself, Logan, the colorist seemed to think you were Beast yesterday.
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 20:08 |
that's the most canadian wolverine i've seen, wow I really like these background characters in the first panel. In particular the two guys pointing towards the ring but in very different ways, super dynamic stuff
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 20:56 |
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Murdstone posted:I'll just tuck away for later. "Now, let me tell you my origin story..."
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 23:16 |
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Murdstone posted:I'll just tuck away for later. Nobody listens to Zathras...
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 01:24 |
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MorningMoon posted:that's the most canadian wolverine i've seen, wow "He's talking to his manager like-" no he isn't, he hasn't said a single word the entire time except for when he woke up!
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 01:24 |
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It's still largely ambiguous, but it's entirely possible the writer forgot he isn't actually a human robot and just a shithead ex-cop pretending to be one for a gimmick.
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 05:41 |
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Murdstone posted:I'll just tuck away for later. Uh, do Canadian mounties work in cities in uniforms that are the same style of their dress uniform, but are in blue? Also, you guys better be careful - a man who voluntarily goes around with that type of shirt is a man who is afraid of NOTHING.
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 11:42 |
It's a pretty good strongman spot for sure
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 14:36 |
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i love how there's no particular reason why she had this guy become a pro wrestler.
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 18:22 |
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:i love how there's no particular reason why she had this guy become a pro wrestler. Since wrestling is real, she's proving he's the strongest person in the world, thus leading to becoming very rich out of exploring him in the future. Somehow.
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 18:26 |
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Take it easy on the mascara, Logan.
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# ? Nov 9, 2023 00:34 |
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Weekday artist takes the comic hairstyle more authentically, and knows how many claws Wolverine has. Taking hair color cues from Hugh Jackman, I guess.
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# ? Nov 9, 2023 04:41 |
His weekday face makes me very uncomfortable. Also!! Why the gently caress would a government agent be wanting Spidey to fly over to canada to beat up a mutant??? one that this very second is being arrested????? What would that lady say if Peter comes back and holds up a newspaper that says Wolverine was arrested and is in custody in Montreal? Really thinking that she's the actual villain, but most importantly she did totally go ask other superheroes and they all told her no like "well, where is Wolverine? you don't know? you want me to go look somewhere in Canada?????" Peter is referring to how easily Destructro destroyed perspective in the last panel
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# ? Nov 9, 2023 13:56 |
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From in the distance: "A fence won't stop...A WOLVERINE"
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# ? Nov 9, 2023 20:18 |
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Foot long unbreakable retractable claws that can cut through almost anything are absolutely useless in jail, yes.
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# ? Nov 9, 2023 20:27 |
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"These claws won't do him any good in jail" There are several reasons why that's not true.
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# ? Nov 9, 2023 20:29 |
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I like how NSM Wolverine constantly feels the need to remind everyone around him that he is...A WOLVERINE! Honestly, NSM Spidey should take a page out of his book, maybe he'd remember his own superpowers more often that way.
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# ? Nov 10, 2023 02:58 |
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I just realized these Wolverine scenes are supposed to be taking place at night, but someone forgot to tell the weekday colorist.
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# ? Nov 10, 2023 03:46 |
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Saoshyant posted:Use this power responsibly.
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# ? Nov 10, 2023 08:11 |
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I... what!?!
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# ? Nov 10, 2023 09:29 |
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Not even the person responsible for that word salad knows wtf they were trying to say
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# ? Nov 10, 2023 09:46 |
Maybe everyone just assumes half the roster is superheroes and villains? Peter tells Hardwood that Destructo is too dangerous and Hardwood just goes "it's fine, it's fine, i'm pretty sure our Intercontinental Champion is Iron Fist. It's all good."
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# ? Nov 10, 2023 15:23 |
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My brain is seeing Destructo as Unus the Untouchable and the wrestler he picked up as the Blob, and they're having a friend's spat
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# ? Nov 10, 2023 18:49 |
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x-post Outta my way, I gotta Jerk it! (Nsfw?) Snackmar fucked around with this message at 19:13 on Nov 10, 2023 |
# ? Nov 10, 2023 19:11 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Not even the person responsible for that word salad knows wtf they were trying to say I had somehow missed this in the wild up until this point, I was very, very confused!
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# ? Nov 10, 2023 23:30 |
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I hadn't checked out that thread yet. Wow a kiss on the cheek. he's so credulous
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# ? Nov 10, 2023 23:33 |
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"Maybe I should hunt mutants more often!" Yeah, because that worked out so well the last time with Magneto. As I recall, he stole your DNA, tried to crush you with a car multiple times, and you let him go. I guess because he'll be hunting them with in Canada, he assumes they'll be nicer?
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# ? Nov 11, 2023 00:45 |
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Jerusalem posted:I had somehow missed this in the wild up until this point, I was very, very confused! That's the natural reaction to that phrase, don't worry I would've used something a little less obscure but I still don't have photoshop on this new harddrive yet.
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# ? Nov 11, 2023 02:10 |
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Murdstone posted:
"After all, they are abominations of nature and belong in a prison camp..." Peter!
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# ? Nov 11, 2023 07:09 |
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No see it's okay, he's a mutate, someone who had their DNA scrambled, not a mutant who was born that way. That means he's better than those filthy creatures! God drat it, Peter
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# ? Nov 11, 2023 07:18 |
Murdstone posted:I hadn't checked out that thread yet. Tom Holland 40 minutes into Spider-man 4 after Feige gives up and just makes all the FOX X-men jump into a portal to the MCU.
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# ? Nov 11, 2023 15:42 |
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maltesh posted:"Maybe I should hunt mutants more often!" Guess they weren't planing on rerunning this one.
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# ? Nov 11, 2023 18:44 |
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Spider-Man: That's right, that doesn't bother me at all. they sit in awkward silence for the rest of the flight.
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# ? Nov 12, 2023 03:49 |
Jerusalem posted:Spider-Man: That's right, that doesn't bother me at all. There's a real chance they don't land until June, even. He'll do anything for [unspecified amount of money]
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# ? Nov 12, 2023 15:44 |
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# ? May 24, 2024 13:14 |
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Hello, I’m Peter Parker, and this is Jackass.
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# ? Nov 12, 2023 16:17 |