Outta my way, I gotta Jerk it! (Nsfw?)

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mongoose132 posted:

I am horrible at this. Low hanging fruit, yadda yadda.

lmao

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Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

mongoose132 posted:

I am horrible at this. Low hanging fruit, yadda yadda.

Ahahahaha

# ? Nov 6, 2023 21:21

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Pretend I empty quoted all of these :five:

# ? Nov 6, 2023 22:15

drilldo squirt: Aug 18, 2006; a beautiful, soft meat sack; Clapping Larry

mongoose132 posted:

I am horrible at this. Low hanging fruit, yadda yadda.

I don't miss that guy at all.

# ? Nov 7, 2023 02:18

Aishlinn: Mar 31, 2011; This might hurt a bit..

i've come to the realization that i cant make a good regular thread, but my photoshop threads almost entirely own bones.

# ? Nov 7, 2023 05:29

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL (づ￣ �￣)づ♥(�∀�●)

Aishlinn posted:

i've come to the realization that i cant make a good regular thread, but my photoshop threads almost entirely own bones.

same boat, and this was a :five:

er for sure

# ? Nov 7, 2023 05:47

Twenty Four: Dec 21, 2008

Chernabog posted:

lol someone call the museum

# ? Nov 7, 2023 07:11

staberind: Feb 20, 2008; but i dont wanna be a spaceship; Fun Shoe

Twenty Four posted:

lol someone call the museum

jesus,i wonder if that exhibit is still going and how confusing it muct be for the average museum goer

# ? Nov 7, 2023 23:14

Laserjet 4P: Mar 28, 2005; What does it mean?; Fun Shoe

Tiny Myers posted:

I want you to know that I appreciated this one very much.

For anyone who didn�t get the reference: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BLIT_(short_story)

# ? Nov 8, 2023 18:23

Ensign Expendable: Nov 11, 2008; Lager beer is proof that god loves us; Pillbug

# ? Nov 8, 2023 21:19

peachy...: Jan 15, 2020; ~hey~

Ensign Expendable posted:

lol

# ? Nov 9, 2023 00:21

Brandfarlig: Nov 5, 2009; These colours don't run.

Empty Sandwich posted:

Lmao

# ? Nov 9, 2023 02:30

Dandywalken: Feb 11, 2014

Ensign Expendable posted:

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Aishlinn: Mar 31, 2011; This might hurt a bit..

Laserjet 4P posted:

I want you to know that I appreciated this one very much.

For anyone who didn�t get the reference: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BLIT_(short_story)

i didn't get that one, but thats hilarious. i'm blown away by how many incredible submissions we got for this thread.

# ? Nov 9, 2023 06:14

kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

Dick Fontaine posted:

just seeing this. WOW! :roflolmao:

# ? Nov 9, 2023 21:22

itry: Aug 23, 2019

itry fucked around with this message at 22:19 on Nov 9, 2023

# ? Nov 9, 2023 21:55

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

getting over my first covid bout so this is all I�ve got in me

# ? Nov 9, 2023 22:54

Chunderstorm: May 9, 2010; legs crossed like a buddhist
smokin' buddha
angry tuna

SAY YOHO posted:

Sorry

While I appreciate your subtlety, it's not one of my strong suits.

# ? Nov 9, 2023 23:41

Tiny Myers: Jul 29, 2021; say hello to my little friend

Laserjet 4P posted:

I want you to know that I appreciated this one very much.

For anyone who didn�t get the reference: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BLIT_(short_story)

Aww, I'm glad someone got it! BLIT is one of my favorite stories ever

# ? Nov 10, 2023 02:17

BAD AT STUFF: May 10, 2012; We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because fuck you.

teen witch posted:

getting over my first covid bout so this is all I’ve got in me

# ? Nov 10, 2023 02:44

Demon Lord: Jun 8, 2003; ex nihil, ex omni, ad infinitum

Tiny Myers posted:

Aww, I'm glad someone got it! BLIT is one of my favorite stories ever

I just read the short story following your posts, really liked it! Thanks!

# ? Nov 10, 2023 04:00

Dandywalken: Feb 11, 2014

teen witch posted:

getting over my first covid bout so this is all I’ve got in me

# ? Nov 10, 2023 04:36

Aishlinn: Mar 31, 2011; This might hurt a bit..

itry posted:

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RavenousScoot: Mar 22, 2013

Demon Lord posted:

I just read the short story following your posts, really liked it! Thanks!

seconded

dreadful in the best way

# ? Nov 10, 2023 05:24

CzarChasm: Mar 14, 2009; I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

I knew that first panel looked familiar

# ? Nov 10, 2023 05:32

Aishlinn: Mar 31, 2011; This might hurt a bit..

CzarChasm posted:

I knew that first panel looked familiar

# ? Nov 10, 2023 05:55

Snackmar: Feb 23, 2005; I'M PROGRAMMED TO LOVE THIS CHOCOLATY CAKE... MY CIRCUITS LIGHT UP FOR THAT FUDGY ICING.

x-post Newspaper Spider-Man: Holy poo poo, he really did just gently caress off and go home

# ? Nov 10, 2023 19:12

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL (づ￣ �￣)づ♥(�∀�●)

Snackmar posted:

x-post Newspaper Spider-Man: Holy poo poo, he really did just gently caress off and go home

lmao

# ? Nov 10, 2023 19:48

Harold Fjord: Jan 3, 2004

MrQwerty posted:

lmao

# ? Nov 10, 2023 19:51

itry: Aug 23, 2019

Snackmar posted:

x-post Newspaper Spider-Man: Holy poo poo, he really did just gently caress off and go home

lol

# ? Nov 10, 2023 21:28

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Going for the easy shots.

# ? Nov 11, 2023 05:29

CzarChasm: Mar 14, 2009; I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Darth Brooks posted:

Going for the easy shots.

I like it

# ? Nov 11, 2023 05:30

Keith Stack: Nov 5, 2008

lmfao, wow, I should really venture outside of my bookmarked threads more often.

# ? Nov 11, 2023 06:01

Aishlinn: Mar 31, 2011; This might hurt a bit..

Keith Stack posted:

lmfao, wow, I should really venture outside of my bookmarked threads more often.

Took you long enough :v:

# ? Nov 11, 2023 06:18

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

Keith Stack posted:

lmfao, wow, I should really venture outside of my bookmarked threads more often.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP0WTJ_3N7o

# ? Nov 11, 2023 06:31

Tiny Myers: Jul 29, 2021; say hello to my little friend

For anyone who enjoyed the BLIT story (which, anyone else who wants to, you can read here), I really recommend the sequel, Different Kinds Of Darkness.

https://www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/different-kinds-of-darkness/

Set in the same universe but a bit later on, it's great and surprisingly hopeful, which I think is oddly soothing in these dark fascist times.

# ? Nov 11, 2023 08:35

Xlorp: Jan 23, 2008

Laserjet 4P posted:

I want you to know that I appreciated this one very much.

For anyone who didn’t get the reference: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BLIT_(short_story)

This is it. The world's funniest joke.

# ? Nov 11, 2023 18:16

escapegoat: Aug 18, 2013

Wall Balls posted:

escapegoat fucked around with this message at 22:36 on Nov 11, 2023

# ? Nov 11, 2023 22:34

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escapegoat posted:

I get this reference, lmao.

# ? Nov 11, 2023 22:39

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