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Zathril
Nov 12, 2011
They may have come from here originally?

I found this and this from there but couldn't find the one described unfortunately, it was on collegehumor at some point but that has also gone.

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Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


I was linked this video like a decade ago, it was some online skit show where a guy's two friends reveal that all the male heirs of his family had been superhero vigilantes under the name "The Black Man." It followed a standard plot of him becoming a superhero and it being a nuisance so he has to quit. It ends with them fishing together. I have been unable to find it, for some reason googling "The Black Man" doesn't get me anywhere.

Puckanas
Dec 11, 2004

An extraordinary moron!
A heart of gold, and I'm getting old!

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
Cross posting from the help identify a song thread, hopefully someone here can identify this tune:

Outpost22 posted:

Not quite but thanks for the suggestion.

The tunes I'm thinking of goes like:

Lah-luhlahluhlah-luhluhluhluh-luh-luu

Here's another attempt:
https://voca.ro/1dXX5pxjbkX2

kupachek
Aug 5, 2015

This man’s brain is trembling in the balance between reason and insanity, and as he stalks on with clenched fist and sword in hand, as though he still saw those murderous Russians gunners.

Outpost22 posted:

Cross posting from the help identify a song thread, hopefully someone here can identify this tune:

Song as in contemporary, or tune in general?
Because that sounds to me like a rough approximation of Edvard Grieg's In The Hall of the Mountain King which has been used in a shitload of stuff, in differing arraignments, so no shortage of versions out there.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Outpost22 posted:

Cross posting from the help identify a song thread, hopefully someone here can identify this tune:

Could it be this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS2mfeo-Ues

e: Or the original tune this was based on:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRhprJV--uU

Zopotantor fucked around with this message at 20:45 on Nov 3, 2023

SRQ
Nov 9, 2009

Asynchronous Event posted:

A Goon with exquisite taste.
Post or PM some photos once you have everything cleaned and set up and running? (If you don't mind/if it isn't too much to ask)

Oh missed this but sure.



Hungry Squirrel
Jun 30, 2008

You gonna eat that?
That is a blast from the past and, somehow, oddly comforting to look at.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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I had this song in mind too.

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.

From the bottom of my heart thank you, I've been up for a week straight trying to find this.

Goons helping goons.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


If you'd been on instagram you'd have heard it a hundred times in that period.

Axolotl
Jan 23, 2002
Whatever
I have 3 requests

1. Is there any archive of the There's Always Porn webcomic from like 15 years ago? The Wayback Machine only has about a dozen saved and none of them are the ones I'm looking for in particular.

2. I'm also looking to see if anyone knows of a particular webcomic strip where either two humans or two angels were going to have sex, but were interrupted by God (who looks like that All-Seeing pyramid eye), only to have God squint the eye and say "PROCEED!" I thought it might be Perry Bible Fellowship, but I don't see that one in the archives.

3. The last one is if anyone has a link or file from an old site, from some Scotland health department or something, that was intended to prevent teenage Scottish girls from having premarital sex and avoiding teenage pregnancies, probably 20 years or more ago. A Scottish woman was reading a script and at some point she's voicing a male character trying to convince a girl to give it up by saying "Me baws are fit to burst, Kirsty!"

Thanks

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Axolotl posted:

2. I'm also looking to see if anyone knows of a particular webcomic strip where either two humans or two angels were going to have sex, but were interrupted by God (who looks like that All-Seeing pyramid eye), only to have God squint the eye and say "PROCEED!" I thought it might be Perry Bible Fellowship, but I don't see that one in the archives.

Thanks

Pretty sure that's PBF. They cut stuff from their archives sometimes for some reason.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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Someone uploaded it on Twitter:
https://twitter.com/thinkerdrink/status/130106164917714944/photo/1

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

lol the eyebrow

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Lmao I clicked and clicked and five seconds later I was no closer to reading the strip. Make posting Twitters instead of screenshots or the originals bannable, TIA.

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Dec 25, 2020

 
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lol keep clicking loser

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

3"D Megadobetter

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Dec 25, 2020

 
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if you're on a computer you can right-click the image and open it in a new tab

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Yeah and if you're on a plane you can fly.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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i sleep on planes

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Dead Sex-Parrot posted:

i sleep on planes

You’ll miss the angels having sex.

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Yeah and if you're on a plane you can fly.

this is a traditonal-style message board from the nineties. if u want to browse it on a smartphone, that's fine, i do it sometimes too, but u gotta accept that you're the one who's going against the natural order of things. when something doesn't work on mobile I just hit the "mark post last read" button and check it out later on desktop :shrug:

Axolotl
Jan 23, 2002
Whatever

Arrhythmia posted:

Pretty sure that's PBF. They cut stuff from their archives sometimes for some reason.


Hell yeah! Thank you both. One down, two to go.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Snowy posted:

I’ve been trying for years to figure out a band who made a demo I had in 88. I think they were from Long Island and were called Psycho Suns or Psychotic Sons or something along those lines. They had a song that may have been called Learn to Hate, that’s how the chorus went and one line I can remember was “gotta learn to fuckin hate”. The sound was hardcore/punk but not super tough guy.

I’ve googled the poo poo out of every combo of those things I can with no luck. It probably isn’t even that amazing I just hope to solve the mystery some day.

I’ve been trying to find this band for so long, finally they show up! Took a lot of digging around and finally just searching only Learn to Hate in Discogs, it was the last result when I filtered by 80s

https://youtu.be/uqkBUcgMUQY?si=lIkIDQ4jQ2ckrN77

Busters
Jan 24, 2014


Looking for a youtube video. Think it may have been deleted. It was an 00s era anti-abortion advertisement that was so bad it became parody, or maybe was parody.

The whole thing is incredibly low budget - like garbage bags on the walls low budget.

It's set in a dystopian faux-cyberpunk future. The whole thing is voiced over with a gritty male narrator. A man wearing a spirit Halloween "Blade Runner" costume enters a home, and meets with a couple. The narrator describes himself as a "post fetal abortionist". The parents lead him to a child in a room filled with black balloons. The abortionist bounty hunter is talking about how it's just a job and totally legal. He turns on an oversized laser sight on his slightly futuristic gun and aims it at the child. We see a red dot track to the center of the child's head. Commercial ends.

Thought it sounds incredibly dark, it's comically overwrought and just the most hyperbolic "slippery slope" argument imaginable.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






3D Megadoodoo posted:

Lmao I clicked and clicked and five seconds later I was no closer to reading the strip. Make posting Twitters instead of screenshots or the originals bannable, TIA.

I can't believe people are carrying water for loving twitter of all things but gently caress that, here you go (NWS obv):

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

Busters posted:

Looking for a youtube video. Think it may have been deleted. It was an 00s era anti-abortion advertisement that was so bad it became parody, or maybe was parody.

The whole thing is incredibly low budget - like garbage bags on the walls low budget.

It's set in a dystopian faux-cyberpunk future. The whole thing is voiced over with a gritty male narrator. A man wearing a spirit Halloween "Blade Runner" costume enters a home, and meets with a couple. The narrator describes himself as a "post fetal abortionist". The parents lead him to a child in a room filled with black balloons. The abortionist bounty hunter is talking about how it's just a job and totally legal. He turns on an oversized laser sight on his slightly futuristic gun and aims it at the child. We see a red dot track to the center of the child's head. Commercial ends.

Thought it sounds incredibly dark, it's comically overwrought and just the most hyperbolic "slippery slope" argument imaginable.

I have never seen this but it is now my white whale too.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

I love the concept of decorating a room with black balloons for your child to be executed in. Need that kid to be holding a tiny cupcake with an X candle on it

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Modal Auxiliary posted:

I have never seen this but it is now my white whale too.

I am also willing to give up my arm to see this.

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
I read once, probably here, about a time on earth when biodiversity had taken a huge hit, and something like 70 percent of life on earth was the same species, but I can't remember what that species was. It was a dinosaur, or dinosaur-like. I can't find the right Google terms, anyone know what I'm talking about?

Axolotl
Jan 23, 2002
Whatever

Slugworth posted:

I read once, probably here, about a time on earth when biodiversity had taken a huge hit, and something like 70 percent of life on earth was the same species, but I can't remember what that species was. It was a dinosaur, or dinosaur-like. I can't find the right Google terms, anyone know what I'm talking about?

You're talking about Mass Extinction Events. There have been five major ones and numerous lesser extinction events. But I highly doubt 70% of all life on earth would be from one vertebrate animal species rather than something much lower on the food chain following one of those events.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Slugworth posted:

I read once, probably here, about a time on earth when biodiversity had taken a huge hit, and something like 70 percent of life on earth was the same species, but I can't remember what that species was. It was a dinosaur, or dinosaur-like. I can't find the right Google terms, anyone know what I'm talking about?

This bad boy was everywhere after the Permian-Triassic extinction, the worst mass extinction we know about :

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lystrosaurus

Wiki says 95% of all land vertebrates at some point were members of this handsome species.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I AM GRANDO posted:

This bad boy was everywhere after the Permian-Triassic extinction, the worst mass extinction we know about :



Wiki says 95% of all land vertebrates at some point were members of this handsome species.

Sometimes they have mines strapped to their bodies (you can tell by the beeping). Pro tip: when you hear them burrowing (and/or beeping), start walking backwards because they always pop out of the ground in the direction opposite to your movement not opposite the direction you're facing.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

McSpanky posted:

I can't believe people are carrying water for loving twitter of all things but gently caress that, here you go (NWS obv):



:tipshat:

IShallRiseAgain
Sep 12, 2008

Well ain't that precious?

I'm trying to find a youtube video somebody made of the Metaverse Horizon Worlds, where a moderator has to deal with kids breaking the no fighting rule, and you can tell they are just absolutely done with this poo poo. its basically impossible to search for.

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

I AM GRANDO posted:

This bad boy was everywhere after the Permian-Triassic extinction, the worst mass extinction we know about :

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lystrosaurus

Wiki says 95% of all land vertebrates at some point were members of this handsome species.
Lol, yeah, it was this goofy bastard. Thanks!

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
I saw a webcomic a whole ago I wish I'd saved. It was a guy talking to god:

Guy: so I'll only live to be like 80?
God: yep
Guy: and I'll be unconscious for a third of it?
God: that'll be your favorite part!

Anyone know what I'm talking about?

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

WHY BONER NOW posted:

I saw a webcomic a whole ago I wish I'd saved. It was a guy talking to god:

Guy: so I'll only live to be like 80?
God: yep
Guy: and I'll be unconscious for a third of it?
God: that'll be your favorite part!

Anyone know what I'm talking about?

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WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
Huh I was way off, but at least I remembered the punchline. Thanks!

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