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Profanity posted:Elon Musk Biopic in the Works at A24 With Darren Aronofsky Set to Direct Michael Cera.
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Elon Musk is ugly, no offense
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Nov 10, 2023 18:02
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dwayne rock johnson during balding arc
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Nov 10, 2023 18:15
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Honestly it should be Wahlberg. The energy is all correct.
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Nov 10, 2023 18:18
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Azhais posted:Should be an anime
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Nov 10, 2023 18:26
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Small Strange Bird posted:Maybe that one where an Elon Musk lookalike gets lightly killed. (No, I can't find any evidence of it having ever existed, but I'm sure I saw it posted here.) That's from Harley Quinn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgItdwcXVQA&t=26s A bit NSFW for gore.
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Durzel posted:https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1722893370010313117?s=20 I clicked on that musk tweet expecting a lot of "excellent joke sir" replies... even then I was not prepared.
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Nov 10, 2023 18:35
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Aronofsky is not going to give him a hagiography. Bullshit he’s a rich liberal American Gen Xer he’s probably got 3 teslas in his garage and a roadster preorder
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Nov 10, 2023 18:37
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 https://www.nytimes.com/2023/11/10/business/tesla-whistleblower-elon-musk.html?smtyp=cur&smid=bsky-nytimes uh-oh!
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Nov 10, 2023 18:47
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lol elon’s humor is so toothless and lame that he doesn’t realize the op is torching him
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mobby_6kl posted:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HSxECJNYPuA&pp=ygULc2VhbGFiIHVob2g%3D
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Nov 10, 2023 18:58
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Grok is Elon a good parent https://twitter.com/BusinessInsider/status/1722985276065169729?s=20
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Nov 10, 2023 18:59
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:Grok is Elon a good parent Was he getting some spare horses ready for sexual harassment payoffs or what
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Nov 10, 2023 19:06
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elon musk pulls a deus ex replica gun on a process server
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:Grok is Elon a good parent drat, where'd she get all those assassination coordinates, I thought he had that locked down
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Nov 10, 2023 19:10
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priznat posted:Was he getting some spare horses ready for sexual harassment payoffs or what "One of the process servers even went to a horse farm that had been tied to the billionaire. "Nope, not here," a woman on the site told them when they asked for Musk."
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Nov 10, 2023 19:13
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Being followed by a fleet of horse trailers wherever I go in case I get the urge to wave my dick at an intern and need leverage
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Nov 10, 2023 19:37
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you chicks like horses right *unzips*
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Nov 10, 2023 19:39
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Elon musk should be played by Kevin Durand in a fat suit and really bad wig Edit: or get Andy serkis to do mocap and do a CGI gollum but like 200lbs heavier
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Nov 10, 2023 19:39
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Haha, did they put titles back into articles? This is the first time I’m seeing them again. Edit: test https://x.com/theonion/status/1719161013440766086?s=46
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LASER BEAM DREAM posted:Haha, did they put titles back into articles? This is the first time I’m seeing them again. They've always stayed for site embed, its only on twitter that they were gone
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Nov 10, 2023 19:41
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mobby_6kl posted:Let's get fat mac Glen Howerton could channel all the rage he had at his dumb Tesla that got stuck in a garage and knock the role out of the park
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Captain Hygiene posted:drat, where'd she get all those assassination coordinates, I thought he had that locked down lol thats why he stopped hiding his jet's coordinates
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Why did she have to chase him when all she had to do is have a concert somewhere he was aware of?
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priznat posted:Was he getting some spare horses ready for sexual harassment payoffs or what wonder if chaya raichik and ashley st. clair got themselves some horses
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Nov 10, 2023 20:21
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elon "mr hands" musk
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:Grok is Elon a good parent e: Mixed up my threads, but Elon seems to actually have halfway decent takes on Palestinians, which - no joke - is a surprise. F_Shit_Fitzgerald fucked around with this message at 21:21 on Nov 10, 2023 |
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abuse culture. posted:philip seymour hoffman was made for the role. he's so good at being the scumbag. shame about the being a corpse part tho PSH would have been perfect. He was such a great actor and if anyone could make me sympathetic to musk it would have been him.
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Aronofsky is not going to give him a hagiography. So he licensed Isaacson's puff book about Musk the Genius just so he can throw it out and tell another story? https://www.theverge.com/2023/10/1/23895069/walter-isaacson-biography-musk-review Fully expect they portray him as a tortured eccentric genius ala Steve Jobs.
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Data Graham posted:https://twitter.com/steakfrankhouse/status/1722994944678224097?s=46&t=lQp67x0cwqXGsAQWtQTGRA Poor guy.
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Data Graham posted:https://twitter.com/steakfrankhouse/status/1722994944678224097?s=46&t=lQp67x0cwqXGsAQWtQTGRA Yeah if I had been as dickish, loose, and done something as stupid and rude as loving Sergey Brin's wife (and ruining probably several other perfectly happy marriages), I might consider some form of extremely hard retirement out of embarrassment. Hari Kiri would be too kind, this dude's attenuating brain has gotten too many people killed. Waffle House fucked around with this message at 21:40 on Nov 10, 2023 |
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Waffle House posted:Yeah if I had been as dickish, loose, and done something as stupid and rude as loving Sergey Brin's wife (and ruining probably several other perfectly happy marriages), I might consider some form of extremely hard retirement out of embarrassment. Hari Kiri would be too kind, this dude's attenuating brain has gotten too many people killed. Donate all his money and go live in a monastery would be a good idea.
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redshirt posted:Donate all his money and go live in a monastery would be a good idea. Nah, I can safely assume that he's too great a risk at this point and he's likely committed crimes against humanity. It's 2023, penances are a novelty and people foist them on suckers to pay them.
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Aronofsky is not going to give him a hagiography. This is the same thing that people were saying about the blowjob of a book that just came out lmao
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:Grok is Elon a good parent Did she try Mark Zuckerbergs house
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Waffle House posted:Yeah if I had been as dickish, loose, and done something as stupid and rude as loving Sergey Brin's wife (and ruining probably several other perfectly happy marriages), I might consider some form of extremely hard retirement out of embarrassment. Hari Kiri would be too kind, this dude's attenuating brain has gotten too many people killed. I can tell ya, I was somewhat indifferent to his stupidity, until he offered to end world hunger if the UN gave him a plan for it, then he withdrew it because he didn't like it and didn't offer an alternative. Now, he can't speed run to the Lowtax end fast enough.
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