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Two men are chopping wood together in a Siberian gulag. One turns to the other and asks, "Is it really true that you won a silver medal at the Olympics?"
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A man in Moscow goes up to a newsstand and buys a newspaper. He glances at the front page, then turns aside and tosses the whole newspaper straight into the trash. Next day, he turns up, and does the same thing. Buys it, glances at the front page, throws it in the trash. Next day, same thing. The newsstand worker is increasingly puzzled, but doesn't say anything. But eventually, after a couple of weeks of this, he can't take it. "I'm sorry, friend, but I must ask: why do you buy the paper every day and then just look at the front page and throw it out?" - "Oh, I'm just checking the obituaries." - "But sir, you don't even open the newspaper! The obituaries aren't even on the front page!" - "Oh, believe me, the one I'm waiting for will be."
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Nov 10, 2023 19:35
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Why did the putin cross the road? To poo poo on the other side.
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Nov 10, 2023 20:37
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the popes toes posted:Why did the putin cross the road?
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Nov 10, 2023 20:58
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Putin was walking through Moscow and found a really long line - not unusual in Russia - but he joined it to see where it went. Every time someone in front of him saw that he was standing behind them - they left the line… Finally Putin asked someone “What is this line for and why are you now leaving it?” A babushka said “This is the line for US Visas - but if you are applying for one - I don’t need it anymore…”
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Nov 10, 2023 21:11
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Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Says he feels like a piece of poo poo. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. President Putin is in town. Go and see him. He's a real piece of poo poo. The worst piece of poo poo in the whole world! That will cheer you up!' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…I am Putin.' and fills his diaper. Fart noises. Good joke!
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Nov 10, 2023 22:43
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A universal truth, simply stated:Sedgr posted:Fart noises. Good joke!
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Nov 10, 2023 22:57
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A man is on a street corner in Moscow yelling “The president is an idiot “ Police surround him and handcuff him. They say “it is illegal to insult President Putin” He says “You don’t understand I mean the American president, Biden, he is the one I was insulting “ The police captain says “you can’t fool us, everyone knows who the idiot is”
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Nov 11, 2023 00:36
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Alan Smithee posted:A man is on a street corner in Moscow yelling “The president is an idiot “ That one got me.
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Nov 11, 2023 00:40
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HonorableTB posted:Putin was walking through Moscow and found a really long line - not unusual in Russia - but he joined it to see where it went. unbelievable, Putin would never walk anywhere.
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Nov 11, 2023 00:41
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um he walks like vince mcmahon
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Nov 11, 2023 00:52
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Just had a  remembering when Lavrov owned the dumb UK diplomat who got baited into saying that it was entirely unacceptable for Russia to move its troops around Voronezh without realizing Voronezh is Russian territory lol
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Nov 11, 2023 02:08
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TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:um he walks like vince mcmahon https://news.sky.com/story/russias-putin-in-rare-public-display-of-emotion-10437771 lol
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Nov 11, 2023 03:04
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HonorableTB posted:Just had a help me find a good telling of this, I’m failing
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Nov 11, 2023 04:07
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Subjunctive posted:help me find a good telling of this, I’m failing https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/kremlin-cites-truss-error-evidence-west-doesnt-understand-ukraine-conflict-2022-02-11/ quote:MOSCOW, Feb 11 (Reuters) - The Kremlin on Friday cited a geographical gaffe by British Foreign Secretary Liz Truss as an example of how poorly informed Western leaders were about the subject matter in the East-West standoff over Ukraine. Ah yes it's Russian propaganda that your foreign minister is a loving idiot that can't look at a map lmao
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Nov 11, 2023 05:17
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 Why does all their "equipment" look like a cry for help these days?
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Nov 11, 2023 07:26
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zone posted:
It looks like it's cosplaying as a SPG.
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Nov 11, 2023 07:39
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zone posted:
Hobbit Kope-Hole
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Nov 11, 2023 07:46
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Less of a Cope Cage than a Cope Pavillion, maybe a Cope Gazebo. In-between wars you could rent that out for weddings and graduation celebrations and whatnot.
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Nov 11, 2023 07:51
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I'm the defensive baguette store display
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Nov 11, 2023 08:11
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zone posted:
This is the fedora of armored vehicles
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Nov 11, 2023 08:11
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HonorableTB posted:This is the fedora of armored vehicles M'landmine
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Nov 11, 2023 09:24
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Thst extra weight probably isnt helping the suspension.
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Nov 11, 2023 10:10
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It's fine, it's mostly just sticks and plastic bags.
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Nov 11, 2023 10:18
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Burns posted:Thst extra weight probably isnt helping the suspension. Dramatic tank "The suspense is killing me!x
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Nov 11, 2023 11:55
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I must confess I still believe When you're not with me I lose my mind, give me a sign Hit me baby one more time
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Nov 11, 2023 12:47
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Humphreys posted:M'landmine
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Nov 11, 2023 13:44
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zone posted:
Goddamn, that's the coolest fuckin RV I've ever seen
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Nov 11, 2023 14:10
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It reminds me of the popup roof on a camper van.
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Nov 11, 2023 15:37
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zone posted:
What the gently caress.
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Nov 11, 2023 16:27
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Nov 11, 2023 16:41
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Humphreys posted:M'landmine 
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Nov 11, 2023 16:46
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can we please just give Ukraine enough to stuff to win and end this war already let’s just get it done for fucks sake we need to stop dragging our feet on aid
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Nov 11, 2023 16:50
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naem posted:can we please just give Ukraine enough to stuff to win and end this war already if by 'we' you mean the united states i can introduce you to jim johnson, the johnsonest johnson that ever johnsoned, after he gets back from his right-wing circlejerk in paris
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Nov 11, 2023 17:26
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Humphreys posted:M'landmine
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Nov 11, 2023 17:28
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Coolguye posted:if by 'we' you mean the united states i can introduce you to jim johnson, the johnsonest johnson that ever johnsoned, after he gets back from his right-wing circlejerk in paris  ?
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Nov 11, 2023 17:31
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Coolguye posted:if by 'we' you mean the united states i can introduce you to jim johnson, the johnsonest johnson that ever johnsoned, after he gets back from his right-wing circlejerk in paris You mean Jim Jordan? Speaking of him, isn’t one of the biggest 155mm shell manufacturing places in his district?
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Nov 11, 2023 17:59
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Humphreys posted:M'landmine Tips turret 
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Nov 11, 2023 18:18
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DiomedesGodshill posted:Tips turret Smooothe operator. 
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Nov 11, 2023 18:44
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naem posted:can we please just give Ukraine enough to stuff to win and end this war already The US navy has thousands of cruise missiles that they are retiring. A ground launched system could be rigged up within months if the will was there. The skies could look like a Japanese cartoon with their contrails streaking to Russian targets in Ukraine. Every known Russian SAM, airbase, HQ, artillery battery, marshalling yard, depot, and strong point could be obliterated inside a week. Those bridges could be taken out, and the naval base in Crimea flattened. But decorum and republican contrarianism are making sure Ukraine suffering is going to last for years. Assuming that the tap isn't turned off next election.
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