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We recently moved to a country with no daylight savings and looking in from the outside yeah it's a bugfuck crazy system Not to worry though because our two year old has decided to keep it interesting by just getting out of bed and opening the door a bit to peek out at us like a creeper
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Microplastics posted:My employer just brought in a new policy: instead of getting just the 2 weeks statutory paternity leave, new fathers get 26 weeks leave fully paid (and it's not like shared leave - the mother doesn't have to sacrifice any leave) you know what must be done
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Nov 9, 2023 16:37
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Mustached Demon posted:you know what must be done NO. NOOOOOOO 
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Nov 9, 2023 18:02
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just have another kid. Bing Bong so simple.
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PsychoInternetHawk posted:We recently moved to a country with no daylight savings and looking in from the outside yeah it's a bugfuck crazy system Mine will stand completely still in the darkness staring wordlessly like a creepy doll until we yelp in alarm that the weird little blob in the corner is actually our kid just standing there the whole time   "Can I play on the tablet now?" "It's 4am, NO you cannot play on the tablet go back to bed!" "Why you gotta be like that? MOMMY? DADDY WON'T LET ME PLAY ON THE TABLET"
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Microplastics posted:My employer just brought in a new policy: instead of getting just the 2 weeks statutory paternity leave, new fathers get 26 weeks leave fully paid (and it's not like shared leave - the mother doesn't have to sacrifice any leave) holy poo poo half a year off Mustached Demon posted:you know what must be done
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Mustached Demon posted:you know what must be done put the last kid back in?
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If he hasn't met your youngest just claim that they are the newborn. Nobody knows what a fresh baby actually looks like.
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Nov 9, 2023 22:04
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Twins did not get me double either, I asked
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Mustached Demon posted:Twins did not get me double either, I asked I would have just filed the paperwork twice
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Vox Nihili posted:holy poo poo half a year off I've heard that Novo Nordisk gives a full year off, salaried, as long as the employee has been there for 3 years. e: apparently it's 37 weeks, 9 months employment required Struensee has issued a correction as of 10:28 on Nov 10, 2023 |
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I got three months paid leave. I do count it as a personal success though, since the policy was essentially made for my benefit, going up from nothing at all except the legal right to take leave. At least the company can honestly claim that they never made any gender based difference in paternity/maternity leave. In general, it seems like paid leave is a benefit that more prestigious companies in Denmark use to attract and keep talent. It's a pretty good development, especially now that fathers (and comothers, but let's be honest, it's fathers) are forced to take a significant part of the subsidized leave.
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is there some law in the bluey universe against interbreed marriage
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there is a deleted episode in the first season that addressed it. it's very graphic.
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I saw baby race like two nights ago and cried my eyes out, did not expect from a kids show
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"baby race" is one thing but "onesies" (bluey's aunt comes to visit) is brutal.
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Dreylad posted:"baby race" is one thing but "onesies" (bluey's aunt comes to visit) is brutal. wtf it's about miscarriages???
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fosborb posted:wtf it's about miscarriages??? Bluey is kinda hosed up for a kids show Of course, there's the argument to be made it's actually a parenting show with a kids' show veneer
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Judgy Fucker posted:Bluey is kinda hosed up for a kids show For sure. The episode where Bandit takes them to the movies and the one where he's waiting for the spring rolls really hits close to home. Also the scenes with an exhausted Bandit and Chili lying on the couch on their tablet and phone after they put the kids to bed are dead on. I do find it weird that in spite of not wearing clothes they regularly do laundry 
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it's literally all skeet blankets
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my kid doesn’t like bluey, she’s too into the crazy rear end serialized storylines of Ninjago. it’s wild.
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Iron Chef fuckin slaps, still, to this day
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I loving love Bluey. The video game comes out soon.
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has anyone seen the dad water birth episode Disney won’t publish?
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I don't want to have that in my search history
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that’s why I’m asking I don’t either unless it’s worth it.
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loving lol that these are all real things Dad Baby sounds like a stellar episode, from what I just read
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I'm reminded of the divorce episode of Sesame Street, which was never aired because it traumatized their test audiences https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snuffy%27s_Parents_Get_a_Divorce
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Bar Ran Dun posted:has anyone seen the dad water birth episode Disney won’t publish? Yeah its very funny. I think the funniest scene in Bluey for me is the one where they are trying to distract their youngest cousin so the kidsget their dad and uncle to pretend to be a horse bride and groom at a wedding. edit: this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXvS4VIE0S0
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I blame Muffin's bad behavior squarely on their parents.
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Panfilo posted:I blame Muffin's bad behavior squarely on their parents. best observation in bluey is the endless forced indulgence of the spoiled daughter of the shithead little brother
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Nov 11, 2023 19:22
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my cousins got to do whatever they wanted and I was beat with a leather belt folks!!
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Panfilo posted:the one where he's waiting for the spring rolls really hits close to home
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Saturday afternoon couch potato time is here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOkWuJwLX0I That hamster is in a maze and it is captivating and thrilling with edge of your seat suspence.
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Having been to more than one petting zoo and farm this weekend, I have deduced that my daughter is scared of goats if and only if they have beards. The longer and more majestic the goat beard, the greater the fear response She does not think animals should have beards. A bearded animal is macabre and off-putting. It's like if sometimes, but not always, pigs had human hands, and everybody acted like it was normal and not weird
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loquacius posted:Having been to more than one petting zoo and farm this weekend, I have deduced that my daughter is scared of goats if and only if they have beards. The longer and more majestic the goat beard, the greater the fear response do you have a beard
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Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:do you have a beard yes. lol While talking to her about it I asked if she liked Daddy's beard and she said yes but that she did not like the goat beards. This was not a white lie because she is three years old and could not tell a white lie under any circumstances whatsoever. This is what led me to the conclusion that she just doesn't think animals should have beards, because beards are for people.
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We took our kids to a wildlife park a couple years back and our (then) 3yo got swarmed by kangaroos while holding a feed bag. She understandably freaked out, but once rescued and safe behind a fence, enjoyed the kangaroos and even fed them. The surprisingly tall cow just standing in a paddock just minding its own business in a fenced off paddock? Meltdown into inconsolable tears and had to be carried past it on our return journey.
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loquacius posted:yes. lol that owns
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oh I've seen your beard that's why I had a suspicion you did
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