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Spurt, friend, and enter TURTLE SLUT fucked around with this message at 10:36 on Nov 11, 2023 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 17:59 |
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Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow, Bright blue his jacket is, and his piss is yellow
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NoiseAnnoys posted:Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow,
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THEODEN: Where now are the cock and the rider? Where is the guy that was blowing? Where is the helm and the hauberk, and the bright pubes flowing? Where is the harp on the harpstring, and the red cock glowing? Where is the spring and the harvest and the tall dicks growing? They have passed like cum on the asscheek, like a wind in the meadow; The dudes have gone down in the West behind the hills.
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You're a hobbit, Frodo
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I’ll always be up in your guts Mr. Frodo sir
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A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he comes precisely when he means to
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BILBO: Help an old man get off, Frodo
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Blow your load, Mr Frodo
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CUM TAY TOO!! STICK IT IN YOUR MOUTH SWIRL IT ALL AROUND
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BOROMIR: So it is true. In a dream, I saw a dick grow large, while in the west a pale butt lingered.
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You shall not cum.
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"My name is actually Dildo" - Bilbo
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*Legolas while sucking dick* "That is no Orc horn"
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"gently caress my rear end! - Frodo.
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Not all who wank are lost.
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But still, she was there, who was there before Sauron, and before the first stone of Barad-dûr; and she served none but herself, drinking the cum of Elves and Men.
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*Gandalf has just won a bet to have his dick sucked by the rest of the fellowship. The hobbits struggle to pull down the wizard's pants* "The FLY, you fools, the Fly!!!" he shouts
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Hehe
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toss me
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Shadowfax. He's the lord of all horses and he's been my lover through many dangers.
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And my rear end! - Gimli
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6 inches. Less than half of what I'd hoped for
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One cock ring to rule them all.
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Looks like pussy is back on the menu, boys!
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The eagles are coming!
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The trees... They're moaning!
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my precum
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Smeagol will swear to daddy.
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what's elvish for tits? melons
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Toss my salad! But do not tell the elf.
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The dwarf cums so loud, we could have sucked him in the dark.
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We've had one, yes. What about second piss orgy?
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For years tolkien scholars have engaged in a nuanced debate regarding the balrog's boner, or lack thereof
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How about with my hot cum all over your chest? Aye, I could do that.
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but what about second analingus
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the Switch King of Bangmar
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Cumwraiths
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I can't gently caress it for you, but I can gently caress you.
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 17:59 |
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cum with me.
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