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I don't suck half of you half as well as I should like; and I suck less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 22:29 |
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One Ring to gently caress, one man box1 One Ring to cum in, One Ring to milk all cocks and in the darkness bum2 them. 1 box, n. [UK slang]: Vagina. 2 bum, v. [UK slang]: Have gay sex with. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 15:18 on Nov 11, 2023 |
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Where there’s a dick, there’s a way.
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She held up a small crystal phial: it glittered as she moved it, and streaks of white cum dripped from her hand. 'In this phial,' she said, 'is caught the cream of Eärendil's star, set amid the waters of my fountain. It will shine still brighter when JO buddies are about you. May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out.
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Fool of a cocksucking cumslurping assgaping took
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My friends, you bow to no one except to bend over as I guide my hard dripping mancock into your hairy hobbit hole and maybe Pippin you could bow your face into my rear end and start hungrily licking as I blow my load into Frodo here thanks bud
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Never thought I'd 69 with an Elf. What about 69 with a friend? Aye, I could do that.
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GANDALF: From the lowest dungeon to the highest peak, I hosed him. The Balrog of Morgoth. Until at last, I threw down my partner and smote my ruin upon his backside. Sleepiness took me and I strayed out of thought and time. Stars wheeled overhead, and every day was as long as the life age of the earth. But it was not the end. I felt dick in me again. I've been sent back until my task is done.
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I am no man!
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And we never gently caress anything unless it is worth taking a long time to gently caress.
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Show gape and enter.
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Even the smallest boobs can change the course of the future.
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You shall not bust
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[Boromir is holding his penis] It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing.
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Speak, Goat, and Enter
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"Come not between the Nazgûl and his prey! Or he will not pound thee in thy turn. He will mantrain thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy rear end shall be devoured, and thy shriveled dong be left naked to the Lidless Eye." wow this one is pretty much unedited
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If more of us valued tits and rear end above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.
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E: Lol, simpy Grey Cat fucked around with this message at 16:44 on Nov 11, 2023 |
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If in doubt, always follow your cock.
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And they call it jizm... JIZM!
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if you think about it, "The Lord of the Rings" is already an innuendo
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Smugworth posted:And they call it jizm... JIZM! edit: not to police things. You should feel free to post your weird horny sentences here
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They're taking the hobbits to the suck n gently caress party at your mom's house!
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*after the orcs capture your mom" Looks like MILF's back on the menu boys
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Why do the orcs even know what a menu is
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PO-TAY-TOES! gently caress em, suck em, stick em in a german dockworker’s oozing rear end in a top hat
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*Gollum screaming in ecstasy at castle Mordor while the ringwraiths do a bunch of weird BDSM stuff to him* BAGGINS... gently caress ME BAGGINS!
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Nobody tosses a dwarf's salad... Without his permission
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Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth day. At dawn look to the east and open your mouth real wide because I have a thick load for you oh shiiiiit unghhh
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Your love of the halflings nuts has clearly slowed your mind
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Lembas bread. One small bite will fill the stomach of a grown man, assuming it isn’t already full of cum, and in any case that man’s rear end in a top hat will look like a panting bulldog’s mouth when me and the boyz are done with him
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they are taking the hobbits to my dick is hard
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i love the taste of you're cock, Gollum
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Sauron ate my balls
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In a hole in your dad there hosed a hobbit.
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 22:29 |
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Frodo... You must take the ring and throw it into my rear end in a top hat. It's the only way to destroy it.
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