Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




They're probably an anxious flyer and just rubbing dat belly for good luck!

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

Milo and POTUS posted:

I do so love the vid but I wouldn't carry the cat that way. Maybe cradled like a baby so that weirdo could still poke the belly

Holding a cat like a baby that you're not sure trusts you or may panic being grabbed by a stranger is a real good way of getting a face full of claws.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Milo and POTUS posted:

I do so love the vid but I wouldn't carry the cat that way. Maybe cradled like a baby so that weirdo could still poke the belly

NO! This cat has done crimes. Air-Crimes. He deserves no belly-pats.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/h8gIGJw.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/2nbg4jk.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/yjrOYpE.mp4

mobby_6kl fucked around with this message at 12:36 on Nov 12, 2023

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Secret of the Ooze

(Definitely turn sound on for hearty cronches)

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/TJ8BYZ6.mp4

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

"rosebud"

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

We called that “passive resistance” when I dog groomed a couple of decades ago. One of my coworkers was a poly-sci major, so it included the political connotations when we laughed at good dogs for just really not wanting to do whatever we were asking them to do.

Guess it should have been “pawsive resistance”.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Thought of this one immediately:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRfIMuA_B3c

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Domesticate. Now.

https://i.imgur.com/gPcddgZ.mp4


https://i.imgur.com/aiLOCZV.mp4

We Got Us A Bread
Jul 23, 2007

Milo and POTUS posted:

I do so love the vid but I wouldn't carry the cat that way. Maybe cradled like a baby so that weirdo could still poke the belly

You shouldn't lift/carry cats and dogs like that because their joints aren't like ours. We have ball and socket joints, so our arms and legs can go forward, backwards, and away from our body. Cats and dogs have joints that do forwards and backwards, but not away from their bodies, so carrying them like that is uncomfortable for them.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/Uuq32R1.mp4

Swilo
Jun 2, 2004
ANIME SUCKS HARD
:dukedog:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGxfXWZ1bnk

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://i.imgur.com/lPiM4l4.mp4

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


This is in no way blessed. That's a Cassowary.

A giant, angry dinosaur of a bird with a bone mohawk and claws that will gut you crotch to sternum.

Previously they had been confined to Queensland, but if the bastards can swim, who knows where they'll go next?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

BrigadierSensible posted:

This is in no way blessed. That's a Cassowary.

A giant, angry dinosaur of a bird with a bone mohawk and claws that will gut you crotch to sternum.

Previously they had been confined to Queensland, but if the bastards can swim, who knows where they'll go next?

Sorry that a beach cassowary stole your girlfriend

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
That's pretty scary tbh.


https://i.imgur.com/icoofsh.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/qdc57ZD.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/fxjBTOv.mp4

mobby_6kl fucked around with this message at 10:05 on Nov 13, 2023

crusty
Apr 16, 2015

Crustacean

The Pawed Piper

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
i've played enough rimworld to know that you stay the heck away from a cassowary

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

BrigadierSensible posted:

This is in no way blessed. That's a Cassowary.

A giant, angry dinosaur of a bird with a bone mohawk and claws that will gut you crotch to sternum.

Previously they had been confined to Queensland, but if the bastards can swim, who knows where they'll go next?

There are two reliably documented cases of cassowaries killing humans:

quote:

The first documented human death caused by a cassowary was on April 6, 1926. In Australia, 16-year-old Phillip McClean and his brother, age 13, came across a cassowary on their property and decided to try to kill it by striking it with clubs. The bird kicked the younger boy, who fell and ran away as his older brother struck the bird. The older McClean then tripped and fell to the ground. While he was on the ground, the cassowary kicked him in the neck, opening a 1.25-centimetre (0.49 in) wound that severed his jugular vein. The boy died of his injuries shortly thereafter.

quote:

Another human death due to a cassowary was recorded in Florida on April 12, 2019. The bird's owner, a 75-year-old man who had raised the animal, was apparently clawed to death after he fell to the ground.

So, don't be an rear end in a top hat or a Floridian and you'll be fine

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




GotLag posted:

There are two reliably documented cases of cassowaries killing humans:



So, don't be an rear end in a top hat or a Floridian and you'll be fine

It sounds like falling to the ground near one is a real bad move.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Inceltown posted:

Sorry that a beach cassowary stole your girlfriend

I've been looking up and down Queensland for her, but now I know they can swim, it could have swum off anywhere with her.

drat their bony mohawk!

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
A masked woman distracts an elderly woman by offering her free food while her accomplish sneaks up behind her and steals her jewellery

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADSUZO4FZM8

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.

GotLag posted:

There are two reliably documented cases of cassowaries killing humans:


Australian Magpies have more confirmed kills than Cassowaries.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Inceltown posted:

Sorry that a beach cassowary stole your girlfriend



e: sorry I forgot which thread this was

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcYn-_gK_98

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007




Grandmas rock

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Must be that Arizona sand making things a bit dusty over here.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Obi Wan's voice is really spot on. Great stuff.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
https://packaged-media.redd.it/rnzj...4892bcf994c#t=0

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/dIRlGow.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/dukCmW8.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/twa6Iix.mp4

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

The best cronch

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Cows and horses are domesticated because they're docile, cats are domesticated 'cause they're small. We need pygmy bears now

ChairmanMauzer
Dec 30, 2004

It wears a human face.

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

Cows and horses are domesticated because they're docile, cats are domesticated 'cause they're small. We need pygmy bears now

I'll settle for a domesticated red panda.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



ChairmanMauzer posted:

I'll settle for a domesticated red panda.

They're already small. Just pick them up

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

Cows and horses are domesticated because they're docile, cats are domesticated 'cause they're small. We need pygmy bears now

Never drop your guard near Friesian cattle, they will 100% gently caress you up

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Here's a domesticated cat

https://i.imgur.com/JzGqDEg.mp4

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

Cows and horses are domesticated because they're docile, cats are domesticated 'cause they're small. We need pygmy bears now

A bread loaf sized bear!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LfBtr5EWuU

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWjFLOfZyzk

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply