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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Outta my way, I gotta Jerk it! (Nsfw?)

That strange guy: Dec 14, 2014; It's not strange if we never mention it again.

# ? Nov 12, 2023 00:24

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# ? May 20, 2024 17:37

Bregor: May 31, 2013; People are idiots, Leslie.

Grey Cat posted:

:holymoley:

# ? Nov 12, 2023 00:29

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Can someone do ribkid looking at ribs then running and being all like holy gently caress i gotta eat ribs or whatever the gently caress?

TX

# ? Nov 12, 2023 00:33

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

That strange guy posted:

:five:

story of my life

# ? Nov 12, 2023 00:50

BlankSystemDaemon: Mar 13, 2009

That strange guy posted:

:drat:

# ? Nov 12, 2023 00:52

Chernabog: Apr 16, 2007

# ? Nov 12, 2023 01:07

Fajita Queen: Jun 21, 2012

Chernabog posted:

lol

# ? Nov 12, 2023 01:29

Squish: Nov 22, 2007; Unrelenting.; Lipstick Apathy

LazyDivey posted:

I don't know if anyone will even remember this.

One does not simply *forget* Keyboard Chow.

# ? Nov 12, 2023 02:57

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL (づ￣ �￣)づ♥(�∀�●)

Squish posted:

One does not simply *forget* Keyboard Chow.

jesus loving christ

Keyboard Goop

# ? Nov 12, 2023 03:00

Squish: Nov 22, 2007; Unrelenting.; Lipstick Apathy

Call Your Grandma posted:

火車
Iss so hawt in he'a!

That strange guy posted:

# ? Nov 12, 2023 03:14

KakerMix: Apr 8, 2004; 8.2 M.P.G.

Squish posted:

One does not simply *forget* Keyboard Chow.

Chernabog posted:

# ? Nov 12, 2023 03:14

Squish: Nov 22, 2007; Unrelenting.; Lipstick Apathy

Grey Cat posted:

Something something effort

# ? Nov 12, 2023 03:36

Wall Balls: Jun 3, 2007; Spanish Castle Magic

# ? Nov 12, 2023 16:22

Bregor: May 31, 2013; People are idiots, Leslie.

Wall Balls posted:

lmao

# ? Nov 12, 2023 16:35

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Wall Balls posted:

:vince:

# ? Nov 12, 2023 17:31

Aishlinn: Mar 31, 2011; This might hurt a bit..

# ? Nov 12, 2023 18:30

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

Aishlinn posted:

:perfect:

# ? Nov 12, 2023 19:04

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Wall Balls posted:

lol

# ? Nov 13, 2023 01:25

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Aishlinn posted:

now it just needs the two fighting each other

# ? Nov 13, 2023 01:25

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

# ? Nov 13, 2023 06:39

Aishlinn: Mar 31, 2011; This might hurt a bit..

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

the daily planet has run into hard times, their building is pretty run down :haw:

:haw:

# ? Nov 13, 2023 06:43

CzarChasm: Mar 14, 2009; I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

# ? Nov 14, 2023 05:07

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

CzarChasm posted:

drat surprised it took this long

# ? Nov 14, 2023 05:43

Aishlinn: Mar 31, 2011; This might hurt a bit..

CzarChasm posted:

every time i think "Okay that has to be all the great ideas", i get proved wrong.

# ? Nov 14, 2023 06:14

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

CzarChasm posted:

idgi

# ? Nov 15, 2023 00:32

Grammarchist: Jan 28, 2013

CannonFodder posted:

idgi

The "Take on Me" music video I think.
https://youtu.be/djV11Xbc914

# ? Nov 15, 2023 00:36

Almost Smart: Sep 14, 2001; so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway. when you had sex with me and that monkey

Almost Smart fucked around with this message at 03:06 on Nov 15, 2023

# ? Nov 15, 2023 02:59

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

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# ? Nov 15, 2023 03:49

CzarChasm: Mar 14, 2009; I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Almost Smart posted:

Hah! Nice one

# ? Nov 15, 2023 03:56

Laterite: Mar 14, 2007; It's Gutfest '89; Grimey Drawer

# ? Nov 15, 2023 05:38

Aishlinn: Mar 31, 2011; This might hurt a bit..

Grey Cat posted:

haha. nice.

this thread could be 50 pages long and i feel like people will still be coming up with stuff. this is banker.bmp for 2023, and i'm loving all the submissions

# ? Nov 15, 2023 06:10

Empty Sandwich: Apr 22, 2008; goatse mugs

Laterite posted:

they got lions, tigers, and monkeys! but I give most attention to my donkey

# ? Nov 15, 2023 12:42

Squish: Nov 22, 2007; Unrelenting.; Lipstick Apathy

CzarChasm posted:

Nice touch with the pipe wrench.

# ? Nov 15, 2023 16:13

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

I love you all.

# ? Nov 15, 2023 21:20

Aishlinn: Mar 31, 2011; This might hurt a bit..

# ? Nov 15, 2023 21:28

itry: Aug 23, 2019

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

:wow:

# ? Nov 15, 2023 22:01

Aishlinn: Mar 31, 2011; This might hurt a bit..

itry posted:

holy poo poo :five:

:five:

# ? Nov 15, 2023 22:08

CzarChasm: Mar 14, 2009; I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

itry posted:

Good poo poo

# ? Nov 15, 2023 22:27

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

itry posted:

lmao

# ? Nov 15, 2023 22:44

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# ? May 20, 2024 17:37

Snackmar: Feb 23, 2005; I'M PROGRAMMED TO LOVE THIS CHOCOLATY CAKE... MY CIRCUITS LIGHT UP FOR THAT FUDGY ICING.

itry posted:

Incredible :pusheen:

:pusheen:

# ? Nov 16, 2023 03:30

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