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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Platystemon posted:

Is “be*r” a slur now?

:ohdear:

I've heard that "Platystemon" is a slur

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Elblanco
May 26, 2008

tokin opposition posted:

the wikipedia article says it's renewed for a third season

From what I've heard, Fox actually bought 3 seasons outright.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

Elblanco posted:

From what I've heard, Fox actually bought 3 seasons outright.

Keith David as Asskill, the ruler of the Asskillians.

I dunno, this seems to have a real "somethingawful circa 2004" vibe so maybe I'll check it out

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!
Imagine how bad a show has to be that Matt Berry can't even make it worth watching.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Cleretic posted:

Imagine how bad a show has to be that Matt Berry can't even make it worth watching.

This about sums it up, from what little I could handle.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

oldpainless posted:

As soon as I saw the name Dan Harmon, I knew all I needed to know
how were seasons 2-3 of Community so funny when he has done nothing funny ever since

also same question but the D&D skit

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
community seasons 1 and 2 had an insanely goated writing team. dan harmon is capable of being funny but he seems like he thrives in very communal and broad writing rooms which is a shame bc he seemed to drive a lot of his best writers off community by being a dickhead

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
Yeah, he strikes me as a guy who got lucky once off the work of other people who didn't get recognition and now gets infinite chances to gently caress up again. His whole hero's journey thing always struck me as baby's first media analysis

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

DACK FAYDEN posted:

also same question but the D&D skit

The dead alewives had other writers like Rob Schrab. Dan is funny but works best with a team of others who can riff of him and also guide him. He's also a self indulgent rear end in a top hat who burns bridges if you try ti guide him.

E: beaten, but I at least added stuff about the original d&d skit. You can see the same with HarmonQuest, where it's best when others get a chance to be funny and at its worst when Harmon wants to whine about stuff like his girlfriend leaving him or throw a 'self aware' pity party.

Coolness Averted has a new favorite as of 05:55 on Nov 12, 2023

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Oh wow I had no idea Schwab and Harmon were both in the dead alewives and wrote that d&d skit

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

OwlFancier posted:

I mean yeah, literally it doesn't say it, it demonstrates it constantly, but diegetically it says all of the bad stuff is good actually. The guy is literally saying that it's good that he got blown to bits because it made him manly.

It shouldn't take a lot of brain cells for people to put two and two together but apparently nonzero amount of people struggle to do that.

Hero worship, martyrdom, hyper masculinity et al are all very much a part of the values and desired traits that fascists have or want.

Literally the Nazis built memorials around the dead founding members from the Putsch and they held annual ceremonies at their tombs which was in the middle of downtown Munich.

If someone agrees with these things then the satire is definitely lost on them

I can totally see that scene being interpreted as a cautionary one of how much harder being a grunt is versus Albanez going into the cushy Air Force, which is a debate and teasing point that already actually exists as a rivalry between the services in the United States.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




I was 10 when starship troopers came out and even then it was pretty obvious that the movie was saying “lol no you don’t wanna be in the mobile infantry this guy lost his legs that’s hosed up”

I wasn’t even a particularly smart 10 year old

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Just sayin, when I was a dumb (still dumb fyi) ten-year-old, the Air Force was running on « you will Learn Skills dork » and the Marine Corps was running on « we will teach you to sword fight a balrog in full dress uniform »

Given they also had recruiters roaming the school halls, it wasn’t hard to pick who you wanted to maybe join

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
I have a cousin who joined the marines because he watched Full Metal Jacket and thought it looked pretty awesome

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Scratch Monkey posted:

I have a cousin who joined the marines because he watched Full Metal Jacket and thought it looked pretty awesome

Did he only watch the first half of the film?

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Panfilo posted:

Did he only watch the first half of the film?

"Getting screamed at by an rear end in a top hat all day, beaten with soap bars and then murder-suiciding sounds dope!"

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Scratch Monkey posted:

I have a cousin who joined the marines because he watched Full Metal Jacket and thought it looked pretty awesome

That's hosed up. You're supposed to join after watching Stripes.

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
I have a cousin who used nuclear weapons because he watched Threads and thought it looked pretty awesome

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

I have a cousin who used nuclear weapons because he watched Threads and thought it looked pretty awesome

drat you Zuckerberg!!

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
my high school buddy tyler decided to join the dark armies of mordor to fight for the lord of evil after watching lord of the rings

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Maybe he read that alternate viewpoint version where the orcs are just misunderstood and the elves and me are shoving propaganda down our throats.

Are those kinds books still a thing?

Alexander Hamilton
Dec 29, 2008

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Just sayin, when I was a dumb (still dumb fyi) ten-year-old, the Air Force was running on « you will Learn Skills dork » and the Marine Corps was running on « we will teach you to sword fight a balrog in full dress uniform »

Given they also had recruiters roaming the school halls, it wasn’t hard to pick who you wanted to maybe join

The part in Generation Kill where they talk about how that commercial sucked so many of them in is pretty funny. It IS a dope commercial, to be fair.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

dialhforhero posted:

Maybe he read that alternate viewpoint version where the orcs are just misunderstood and the elves and me are shoving propaganda down our throats.

Are those kinds books still a thing?

They can be had for a mere 18 smackers

[https://www.amazon.com/Posledniy-ko...&s=books&sr=1-1

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Alexander Hamilton posted:

The part in Generation Kill where they talk about how that commercial sucked so many of them in is pretty funny. It IS a dope commercial, to be fair.

Cyberpunk 2077 riffs on this in a quest:

V posted:

Always wanted to take one these suckers [a cool-looking scifi tank] for a spin.

Johnny posted:

Which is exactly how all those naive gonks landed at the front. Didn't even need to be recruited. They just showed you the tech.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
I met 2 different people in college who were there on the GI that said they joined the Marines because of Full Metal jacket.

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
I'm now reminded of this time some dude on Yahoo Answers was asking how to join Task Force 141. I can't find any screenshots of it though.

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
https://twitter.com/db_witch/status/1723365120863056042

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
I know gently caress all about it but that cannot possibly be true can it

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

I know gently caress all about it but that cannot possibly be true can it

if the mongolians had cultural impact how come weird fash dudes aren't masturbating to any statues they made?

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
Statistically speaking he's probably 1/10000000 Mongolian so he really shouldn't poo poo on the memory of his ancestors like that.

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
The biggest sign of having no cultural impact is when even a dummy who knows nothing about a culture can still map an empire and has strong opinions about them 600 years later.

But jokes aside the Yuan Dynasty was the Mongols, and was an incredibly important era involving advances in math, gunpowder, and literature/drama.

The racist and dumb person is basically doing the exact opposite thing they'd do for fallen European empires where they'd find any flimsy "because these two kingdoms had an overlapping border they're practically a continuation, and because the European landmass did not cease to exist in this window, I can claim the UK is basically Rome."

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Postin’ from Central Asia atm,I think the no impact thing is mainly it had no impact on central and west european white dudes, the most matteringest of people, ever

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Postin’ from Central Asia atm,I think the no impact thing is mainly it had no impact on central and west european white dudes, the most matteringest of people, ever

But even that is a dumbass take? Isn't that empire the reason Italians have noodles?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Can you name a single video game made by Genghis Khan? Check mate

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Genghis Khan had the wrong kind of ram.

Platystemon has a new favorite as of 22:15 on Nov 12, 2023

A Haunted Pug
Aug 10, 2007

steinrokkan posted:

Can you name a single video game made by Genghis Khan? Check mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPdn9_h2dCY

your move, creep.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

credburn posted:

Keith David as Asskill, the ruler of the Asskillians.

I dunno, this seems to have a real "somethingawful circa 2004" vibe so maybe I'll check it out

Sounds terrible

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

I know gently caress all about it but that cannot possibly be true can it

It isn't. The Yuan dynasty kept the silk road open which lead to large amounts of cultural and technological transmission across Eurasia. Combined with the spread of the plague it established the conditions for the Renaissance in Europe.

Elsewhere the Mongol successor states changed the balance of power in Eastern Europe that led to the rise of Muscovy as the local hegemon and eventually the Russian Empire. They established the Mughal empire which conquered and ruled most of the Indian subcontinent for a few centuries and smashed up Western Asia establishing the conditions for the rise of the Ottoman Empire. It's no exaggeration to say that Mongol Empire was directly responsible for the transmission from the Medieval period to the beginning of the Early Modern period across all of Eurasia.

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NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
edit not quote

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Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

Because the Mongols didn’t make a bunch of statues and big stone buildings, and because these people have never cracked open a textbook on central Asian history, they imagine the Mongolian empire didn’t have much of a cultural impact

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