2023 NFL Week 10 GDT: Ich bin ein Fu<ss>ball-Kranker

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What are you looking forward to? This poll is closed.
Bill Belichick being left behind in Germany after a loss to the Colts	25	35.21%
Lamar Jackson poops on the corpse of Deshaun Watson	14	19.72%
Josh Dobbs learns his teammate's names	11	15.49%
F@#% the Cowboys	21	29.58%
Total:	71 votes

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Gully Foyle: Feb 29, 2008

Burrow basically double sacked

# ? Nov 12, 2023 20:54

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 22:32

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

"here comes so pressure. And the vikings gain 15 yards"

lol

# ? Nov 12, 2023 20:55

Relentlessboredomm: Oct 15, 2006; It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

really queer Christmas posted:

who is probably making vet minimum

Sadly true, but every start he gets bonus money. Either way after this season he�s going to be a well paid backup

# ? Nov 12, 2023 20:55

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

rjmccall posted:

That's not a thing

What? I have definitely seen illegal touchings waved off because because the refs claimed someone reestablished themselves inbounds

# ? Nov 12, 2023 20:55

A.o.D.: Jan 15, 2006

Hurry up and score, Minnesota. I want to turn this game off.

# ? Nov 12, 2023 20:55

sure okay: Apr 7, 2006

JT Jag posted:

Hope the Jags blow the doors off the Niners today, wanna see their fans sadly leaving at halftime

well, SOMEONES doors are getting blown off today

# ? Nov 12, 2023 20:55

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

re: to the established player post earlier, you can't catch or touch the ball after being OOB unless somebody else knocked it, batted it, fumbled, etc. texans 40-7

# ? Nov 12, 2023 20:55

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

A.o.D. posted:

Hurry up and score, Minnesota. I want to turn this game off.

dude, turn it off or watch redzone. don't hurt yourself like that please :h:

# ? Nov 12, 2023 20:56

YOLOsubmarine: Oct 19, 2004; When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

What? I have definitely seen illegal touchings waved off because because the refs claimed someone reestablished themselves inbounds

That only comes into play if the player is forced out, not if they go out voluntarily.

# ? Nov 12, 2023 20:56

Relentlessboredomm: Oct 15, 2006; It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

YOLOsubmarine posted:

Massive offensive coaching differential. Staggering.

KOC is an incredible offensive coach and the Saints have�.a dumpster fire lolll

# ? Nov 12, 2023 20:56

A.o.D.: Jan 15, 2006

Cavauro posted:

re: to the established player post earlier, you can't catch or touch the ball after being OOB unless somebody else knocked it, batted it, fumbled, etc. texans 40-7

I believe a carve out exists if you were forced OOB.

# ? Nov 12, 2023 20:56

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Relentlessboredomm posted:

Lmao losing to the 49ers does not make you a fraud

getting stomped at home with the division lead does

# ? Nov 12, 2023 20:57

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

YOLOsubmarine posted:

That only comes into play if the player is forced out, not if they go out voluntarily.

Ah, that checks out

# ? Nov 12, 2023 20:57

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

A.o.D. posted:

I believe a carve out exists if you were forced OOB.

sure, irrelevant here tho. nvm it was needed to be said. i apologize. i'm editing posts like mad to avoid offending. i'm a little bug worm who sucks

# ? Nov 12, 2023 20:57

Shindragon: Jun 6, 2011; by Athanatos

glad he didn't fumble it at least

# ? Nov 12, 2023 20:57

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Purdy coulda had that on his feet

# ? Nov 12, 2023 20:57

MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

Purdy a little beat up there

# ? Nov 12, 2023 20:58

Relentlessboredomm: Oct 15, 2006; It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

indigi posted:

getting stomped at home with the division lead does

Lol no it doesn�t. I mean if ya�ll thought the Jags were better than a healthy 49ers team before this you were crazy. The Jags are a solid WC win (maybe) kind of team this year.

# ? Nov 12, 2023 20:58

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

Relentlessboredomm posted:

Lmao losing to the 49ers does not make you a fraud

the Jags are likely going to be 6-3 by the end of today, and houston may be 5-4 and have the tiebreaker currently.

# ? Nov 12, 2023 20:58

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Evans!

# ? Nov 12, 2023 20:58

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Relentlessboredomm posted:

Lol no it doesn�t.

yes it does

# ? Nov 12, 2023 20:58

MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

Relentlessboredomm posted:

The Jags are a solid WC win (maybe) kind of team this year.

# ? Nov 12, 2023 20:58

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Goddamn these are good punts

# ? Nov 12, 2023 20:59

Shindragon: Jun 6, 2011; by Athanatos

Surprise 49ers dont' call a screen with all these blitzes going off

# ? Nov 12, 2023 20:59

Relentlessboredomm: Oct 15, 2006; It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

really queer Christmas posted:

the Jags are likely going to be 6-3 by the end of today, and houston may be 5-4 and have the tiebreaker currently.

I would not want to play the Texans the rest of this year while Stroud is on fire.

# ? Nov 12, 2023 20:59

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Afc south dominating, pretend the jags are on a bye

# ? Nov 12, 2023 20:59

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

jfc dobb has 400 pass yard lmao

# ? Nov 12, 2023 20:59

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Relentlessboredomm posted:

Sadly true, but every start he gets bonus money. Either way after this season he�s going to be a well paid backup

How do you know he's not the Vikings starter?

# ? Nov 12, 2023 20:59

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Elephanthead posted:

Afc south dominating, pretend the jags are on a bye

they're playing like they are

# ? Nov 12, 2023 20:59

Relentlessboredomm: Oct 15, 2006; It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

If this is just so you can call the Cowboys frauds, have no fear that one still applies. But no one thinks or thought the Jags were a possible Super Bowl team unlike the dumbass hype the Cowboys were getting before the 49ers tore them apart.

# ? Nov 12, 2023 20:59

bows1: May 16, 2004; Chill, whale, chill

Woof the Texans are whipping our rear end

# ? Nov 12, 2023 21:00

MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

SirPablo posted:

jfc dobb has 400 pass yard lmao

I saw the 197 yards earlier on the screen and was like "that's gonna double".

That first half was really good.

# ? Nov 12, 2023 21:00

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

Stroud got blitzed from the right side, throws into the blitz to get to 1st and goal.

SO GOOD

# ? Nov 12, 2023 21:00

EvilBlackRailgun: Jan 28, 2007

Relentlessboredomm posted:

If this is just so you can call the Cowboys frauds, have no fear that one still applies. But no one thinks or thought the Jags were a possible Super Bowl team unlike the dumbass hype the Cowboys were getting before the 49ers tore them apart.

Cowboys hype ended with the cards loss my man

# ? Nov 12, 2023 21:00