2023 NFL Week 10 GDT: Ich bin ein Fu<ss>ball-Kranker

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What are you looking forward to? This poll is closed.
Bill Belichick being left behind in Germany after a loss to the Colts	25	35.21%
Lamar Jackson poops on the corpse of Deshaun Watson	14	19.72%
Josh Dobbs learns his teammate's names	11	15.49%
F@#% the Cowboys	21	29.58%
Total:	71 votes

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Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

TheKingslayer posted:

I'm glad Dobbs got out of Arizona.

Same. Dude is really showing some things

Wasn't he on the Steelers originally? I feel like they'd be doing better with him than they are with Pickett

# ? Nov 12, 2023 22:44

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 23:53

MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

TheKingslayer posted:

I'm glad Dobbs got out of Arizona.

We get Primetime Dobbs next week, gonna be great.

# ? Nov 12, 2023 22:44

TheKingslayer: Sep 3, 2008

MoaM posted:

We get Primetime Dobbs next week, gonna be great.

Dobbs is about to save my Vikings side fandom.

# ? Nov 12, 2023 22:45

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

lol at Hanson making fun of Devito's 'my mom makes my bed' comment.

personally i think it owns, devito really has life figured out

# ? Nov 12, 2023 22:45

TheKingslayer: Sep 3, 2008

Yeah Tommy Devito is awesome lol

# ? Nov 12, 2023 22:46

Rogue Elephant: May 1, 2007

fartknocker posted:

my favorite thing about this gif is that everyone knows the bears just don't matter

# ? Nov 12, 2023 22:46

DancingMachine: Aug 12, 2004; He's a dancing machine!

Here is the Lockett hit

https://twitter.com/SeattleONTap/status/1723818529529466898?t=DqMQ38h3HJkWIRfwa0Rh5w&s=19

# ? Nov 12, 2023 22:46

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

My mom also makes my bed for me, takes care of my laundry and makes dinner for me every night.

Does this�mean that I�m qualified to be a NFL starting quarterback?!

# ? Nov 12, 2023 22:46

TheKingslayer: Sep 3, 2008

Rogue Elephant posted:

my favorite thing about this gif is that everyone knows the bears just don't matter

The Bears were the skinned dudes they found on the way there.

# ? Nov 12, 2023 22:47

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

lions wtf was that

# ? Nov 12, 2023 22:47

MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

You'd be hardpress'd to believe this team shutout the Giants by 40 points.

# ? Nov 12, 2023 22:47

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

Chicken cutlets and all that is waiting for me

# ? Nov 12, 2023 22:47

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

noooooooooooooooooooo

# ? Nov 12, 2023 22:47

Olanphonia: Jul 27, 2006; I'm open to suggestions~

cowboys looking like hot poo poo early on. lucky they are playing the giants

# ? Nov 12, 2023 22:47

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

DancingMachine posted:

Here is the Lockett hit

https://twitter.com/SeattleONTap/status/1723818529529466898?t=DqMQ38h3HJkWIRfwa0Rh5w&s=19

I do not agree, if you must know. Flag fine, but that did not look intentional to me it looked like he was going for the ball and they unsurprisingly ran into each other

# ? Nov 12, 2023 22:47

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

Why are you throwing it away on fourth down?!

# ? Nov 12, 2023 22:48

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

the giants trade punts and end up with 2.5yds better field position

smart football

# ? Nov 12, 2023 22:48

Hizawk: Jun 18, 2004; High on the Lions.

Kirios posted:

Why are you throwing it away on fourth down?!

It's a Goffism. As good as he is now, 4th downs remain a bit problematic for.him.

# ? Nov 12, 2023 22:48

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

fsif posted:

Chicken cutlets and all that is waiting for me

tommy devito's life tier list:

s tier: chicken cutlets
e tier: mom making my bed
f tier: everything else

# ? Nov 12, 2023 22:48

Danny LaFever: Dec 29, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Lions OL was bad on that goalline series.

# ? Nov 12, 2023 22:49

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

fsif posted:

Chicken cutlets and all that is waiting for me

# ? Nov 12, 2023 22:49

Dejan Bimble: Mar 24, 2008; we're all black friends; Plaster Town Cop

You gotta take the points in 2023. goal line defense too good

# ? Nov 12, 2023 22:50

Comfortador: Jul 31, 2003; Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?

Hizawk posted:

It's a Goffism. As good as he is now, 4th downs remain a bit problematic for.him.

Hizawk posted:

It's a Goffism. As good as he is now, 4th downs remain a bit problematic for.him.

You guys gotta accept the good with the bad with this aggressive playstyle. If he was sacked or threw a pick that would mean they got better field position. This was fine. It's all fine.

# ? Nov 12, 2023 22:50

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

it's almost like if they know you're not gonna pass it, the defense can just send four dudes right at Barkley

# ? Nov 12, 2023 22:50

Rogue Elephant: May 1, 2007

daboll i dont like it any more than you do but devito is gonna have to throw the ball eventually

edit: GODDAMN IT. Thomas

# ? Nov 12, 2023 22:52

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Giants dodging safetys Matrix style :slick:

# ? Nov 12, 2023 22:54

MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

This Giants Cowboys game is d�ja vu

# ? Nov 12, 2023 22:54

Space Jam: Jul 22, 2008

giants advance past their own 5 yard line challenge

# ? Nov 12, 2023 22:54

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Space Jam posted:

giants advance past their own 5 yard line challenge

"how" -- brian daboll

# ? Nov 12, 2023 22:55

Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

Throw the drat ball giants

# ? Nov 12, 2023 22:55

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Space Jam posted:

giants advance past their own 5 yard line challenge

its less likely than you think!

# ? Nov 12, 2023 22:55

Dejan Bimble: Mar 24, 2008; we're all black friends; Plaster Town Cop

welcome to the game JAMO

# ? Nov 12, 2023 22:56

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

Dak just casually unleashing the dragon like it's practice because the Giants offense is just that non-threatening.

# ? Nov 12, 2023 22:57

Gully Foyle: Feb 29, 2008

Dejan Bimble posted:

welcome to the game JAMO

Great catch

# ? Nov 12, 2023 22:57

MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

Weird stuff on that Giants / Cowboys play

# ? Nov 12, 2023 22:58

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer