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tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

kazil posted:

OP clearly meant "sensible" in the eyes of catturd's audience

oh i know, apologies if it came off as if I thought panfilo was a shithead

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Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

kazil posted:

OP clearly meant "sensible" in the eyes of catturd's audience

Exactly. Their version of "sensible". Hostility and mockery for outgroups, nostalgia for the past, mistrust of authority they feel is a threat to their status quo, etc.

Alacron
Feb 15, 2007

-->Have tearful reunion with your son
-->Eh
Fun Shoe

That's what he looks like?? :lol:

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Riot Carol Danvers posted:

His name is Cat. Turd.

Cat.

Turd.

Triggered? :smug:

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

oldpainless posted:

I am, of course, referring to Dark Souls

You're supposed to side with the monsters to tear apart the broken system that can only lead to further decay despite the fact change is scary and the forces of the status quo have said better things aren't possible. The same forces demand you sacrifice yourself to keep things going just a little longer and have demanded the same from countless others before you.

I am, of course, also referring to Dark Souls.

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
Turds Tock '23

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Riot Carol Danvers posted:

His name is Cat. Turd.

Cat.

Turd.

catturd2

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


why is he standing like he shat himself?

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
this is just how it is guys
https://twitter.com/JacobUnruh333/status/1724132943575040149

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
And it never works to tell these people 'They literally did that, and Hindenberg literally gave all the power to Hitler'. Then they blame it on Stalin somehow.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

OwlFancier posted:

why is he standing like he shat himself?

you know why

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!

What alternative do you suggest? If you don't want to vote, okay fine I guess that means you're technically not part of the problem. But your struggle is pointless. Nothing is going to stop the systems in place in the US and nothing is going to save Palestine. It's sad, but it's over.

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

emSparkly posted:

What alternative do you suggest? If you don't want to vote, okay fine I guess that means you're technically not part of the problem. But your struggle is pointless. Nothing is going to stop the systems in place in the US and nothing is going to save Palestine. It's sad, but it's over.

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!

No, violence against the state will just get us all shot by the cops/army. Maybe one day I'll be desperate enough to die for this, but right now I have people I love and have to take care of in my life.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

emSparkly posted:

What alternative do you suggest? If you don't want to vote, okay fine I guess that means you're technically not part of the problem. But your struggle is pointless. Nothing is going to stop the systems in place in the US and nothing is going to save Palestine. It's sad, but it's over.

I'm just here to talk about extremely dumb posts :thumbsup:

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

emSparkly posted:

No, violence against the state will just get us all shot by the cops/army. Maybe one day I'll be desperate enough to die for this, but right now I have people I love and have to take care of in my life.

I was suggesting you believe in Goku, of course.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

emSparkly posted:

No, violence against the state will just get us all shot by the cops/army. Maybe one day I'll be desperate enough to die for this, but right now I have people I love and have to take care of in my life.

Is one of those people Joe Biden?

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

OwlFancier posted:

why is he standing like he shat himself?

Turdsock

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
Voting for Joe Biden is morally equivalent of voting for Hitler, gotcha. Good thing I will do neither

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
"you don't have to vote Biden to avoid another, you could just lead a mass uprising against the system and assassinate all leaders"
"Okay, are you doing either of those?"
"No."

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
And they call us doomers.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
We've been on the Hitler Express since before I was born and it's only gonna get worse. My suggestion is to read up on nihilism and smoke weed, let's go for 3° C climate change by 2030

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006


lol this one's really picking up a head of steam.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



more dumb less doom, cheers

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

A peace offering then.

https://x.com/TheRealDanSaedi/status/1722408516550271065

Edit: I just noticed the "no cash accepted" sign next to the tip jar.

wash bucket has a new favorite as of 02:48 on Nov 14, 2023

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.




i have a mild hangover this is violence

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Dudes who really go hard on beer as a lifestyle are objectively more interesting and better than me in every way but have this incredible knack for always making me feel cooler than them

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Ghost Leviathan posted:

And it never works to tell these people 'They literally did that, and Hindenberg literally gave all the power to Hitler'. Then they blame it on Stalin somehow.
The liberal framing is to blame Hitler on non-voters and the childish socialists who abstained from voting rather than voting against Hitler, because the moderates and communists would have had enough votes to block his appointment. That last part really stuck with me when I went to the museum of tolerance as a kid.

There was no mention of the fact the moderates formed a coalition government with the nazis

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
Oh I think I have some videogame nerds being dumb and callous I didn't post here yet.

So NCSoft is laying off a ton of people, and someone who plays Star Trek Online wishes the people who potentially were already shitchanned, or at least incredibly demoralised by coworkers losing their jobs would just shut up and post more hype for content in the pipeline

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

Coolness Averted posted:

Oh I think I have some videogame nerds being dumb and callous I didn't post here yet.

So NCSoft is laying off a ton of people, and someone who plays Star Trek Online wishes the people who potentially were already shitchanned, or at least incredibly demoralised by coworkers losing their jobs would just shut up and post more hype for content in the pipeline


lol gamers

e: penance for doomerposting


tokin opposition has a new favorite as of 03:07 on Nov 14, 2023

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.


Is he stooping just to get the hat in the picture, or is it just weirdness with the pants?

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
He's clearly two children, one standing on the other's shoulders

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

wash bucket posted:

A peace offering then.

https://x.com/TheRealDanSaedi/status/1722408516550271065

Edit: I just noticed the "no cash accepted" sign next to the tip jar.

I genuinely believe it should be illegal for a business to not accept cash, but that's almost never the employees fault. When I worked in restaurants I would sometimes have more cash in my wallet than in my bank account so if I had to use a card for the initial purchase I would still prefer to tip cash if that was possible. Plus tipping cash makes it easier for the employees to cheat on their taxes, which I'm all in favor of for anyone in the service industry.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

wash bucket posted:

A peace offering then.

https://x.com/TheRealDanSaedi/status/1722408516550271065

Edit: I just noticed the "no cash accepted" sign next to the tip jar.

not a beer person but i'm pretty sure it's not supposed to be served shaken

i am however a robotics/electronics dork and so i can guarantee that a) that was the only successful run after like 30 tries and b) paying some 20-something would be cheaper even if you're somewhere that requires a living wage

e: https://twitter.com/jontylowstar/status/1723326645681955150

tokin opposition has a new favorite as of 03:46 on Nov 14, 2023

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I like how when you pick up the glass off it it zooms upward to compensate for the sudden drop in weight, and you have to flail your arm up higher and higher to pull it away and not get the glass knocked out of your hand

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

Data Graham posted:

I like how when you pick up the glass off it it zooms upward to compensate for the sudden drop in weight, and you have to flail your arm up higher and higher to pull it away and not get the glass knocked out of your hand

It also probably has a range of ten feet in a straight line, with a 20% success rate.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
i like how they have a music cut and not the real audio where its probably loud as gently caress.

Snackmar
Feb 23, 2005

I'M PROGRAMMED TO LOVE THIS CHOCOLATY CAKE... MY CIRCUITS LIGHT UP FOR THAT FUDGY ICING.

cult_hero posted:

It also probably has a range of ten feet in a straight line, with a 20% success rate.

Even with all those shortcomings, I could still see it sold as a pricey novelty gift. Maybe the 20% version for SkyMall, and a deluxe 30% success version for Neiman Marcus :v:

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Need way more context to understand what this is even about.

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