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Scratch Monkey posted:How do you even get gout? The finer things
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Nov 14, 2023 13:28
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Scratch Monkey posted:How do you even get gout? That happened to me. I broke my foot in January and had to have it operated. And my surgeon also accidentally put a cheeto inside my foot.
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Nov 14, 2023 13:29
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Nov 14, 2023 13:31
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Scratch Monkey posted:How do you even get gout? Either you get unlucky with genes, you have a "bad" lifestyle, or both, and now you've got piss in your joints.
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Nov 14, 2023 13:49
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Scratch Monkey posted:How do you even get gout? Looks like some kind of spreadable cheese
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Nov 14, 2023 13:56
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G'out!
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Nov 14, 2023 14:18
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Wee posted:Looks like some kind of spreadable disease
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Nov 14, 2023 14:40
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Scratch Monkey posted:How do you even get gout? Too much chopped chicken liver I tell ya hwhat
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Nov 14, 2023 14:40
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Scratch Monkey posted:How do you even get gout? Funny thing about that picture: it doesn't have to even be anywhere near that bad to be can't-keep-foot-under-even-an-empty-duvet-cover-at-night-but-it-also-just-hurts-like-a-really-bad-toothache-all-the-time-anyway-lol painful. The picture is the stage where patients would start rummaging around for a hacksaw to cure themselves if only the air friction didn't hurt so badly you'd just pass out so you don't dare move.
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Nov 14, 2023 14:47
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Funny thing about that picture: it doesn't have to even be anywhere near that bad to be can't-keep-foot-under-even-an-empty-duvet-cover-at-night-but-it-also-just-hurts-like-a-really-bad-toothache-all-the-time-anyway-lol painful. The picture is the stage where patients would start rummaging around for a hacksaw to cure themselves if only the air friction didn't hurt so badly you'd just pass out so you don't dare move. For a while I had an ingrown toenail that I was legitimately ready to take a pair of bolt cutters to cut off the toe because it would be less painful to deal with. After the first surgery failed to correct it for unknown reasons more than once I actually located my family's pair of bolt cutters just for these peace of mind to know where they were The second procedure cleared it right up for good though!
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Nov 14, 2023 14:53
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Evilreaver posted:For a while I had an ingrown toenail that I was legitimately ready to take a pair of bolt cutters to cut off the toe Why not... just the nail?
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Nov 14, 2023 15:15
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Why not... just the nail? That was the first procedure they tried, they took the medical equivalent of a soldering iron to it Wasn't a huge fan of the procedure nor the outcome
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Nov 14, 2023 15:43
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Evilreaver posted:That was the first procedure they tried, they took a soldering iron to it Don't go to the 8-bit Guy for medical help.
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Nov 14, 2023 15:54
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 The skeleton did not have gout
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Nov 14, 2023 16:37
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Evilreaver posted:For a while I had an ingrown toenail that I was legitimately ready to take a pair of bolt cutters to cut off the toe because it would be less painful to deal with. After the first surgery failed to correct it for unknown reasons more than once I actually located my family's pair of bolt cutters just for these peace of mind to know where they were It stopped in my early teens but one of these days I should probably find out what kind of damage that did. E: does painting a cursed image with words count as on topic? Splicer fucked around with this message at 16:46 on Nov 14, 2023 |
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Nov 14, 2023 16:39
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Splicer posted:Growing up I assumed monthly big toe infections from getting sliced by the edges of my nails were a thing that just happened, like acne, so I didn't bother to tell anyone. Hey I got those too, got to peel huge puss-y ???'s from under ol' big righty, felt good digging those bad boys out (or at least, relieving) E: honestly my dad constantly threatening to call a toe truck was almost as bad
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Nov 14, 2023 16:53
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https://kidshealth.org/en/parents/paronychia.html#:~:text=Paronychia%20(pahr%2Duh%2DNIK,can%20be%20treated%20at%20home. I had one of those a few years back in my finger, and my wife was looking at it while I was trying to overcome the pain and pull the flesh on the side of my finger away from the nail and it popped and hit her in the face.
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Nov 14, 2023 17:52
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Mr. Bung posted:How old are you lot getting gout? What's causing it? Some curse. didnt piss enough 
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Nov 14, 2023 17:53
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The cursed images thread : its always about the piss.
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Nov 14, 2023 18:23
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Evilreaver posted:Hey I got those too, got to peel huge puss-y ???'s from under ol' big righty, felt good digging those bad boys out (or at least, relieving)
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Nov 14, 2023 18:51
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The Cursed Mental Images Thread
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Nov 14, 2023 18:55
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I was about to post like Jesus goons eat a loving orange but then I remembered that's scurvy not gout But I bet there's at least one goon with scurvy right now
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Nov 14, 2023 18:58
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Scratch Monkey posted:How do you even get gout? Popeyes is a sometimes food ya'll.
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Nov 14, 2023 19:02
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maybeadracula posted:I was about to post like Jesus goons eat a loving orange but then I remembered that's scurvy not gout Back in the 90s my buddies roomate at Berkeley came down with scurvy from eating only grilled chicken on white sauce pizza for every meal when he moved in to the dorms.
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Nov 14, 2023 19:03
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I did mushrooms with a friend once and he got an attack of gout from the high amount of uric acid or whatever in the mushrooms. Speaking of which here's a kidney stone  Bet that was fun to pass.
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Nov 14, 2023 19:13
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A penis haver heard that the vagina is self cleaning and said "bet"
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Nov 14, 2023 19:17
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maybeadracula posted:I was about to post like Jesus goons eat a loving orange but then I remembered that's scurvy not gout No that probably would help too Wikipedia article on gout posted:Taking vitamin C and having a diet high in low-fat dairy products may be preventive.
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Nov 14, 2023 19:26
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Flakey posted:I did mushrooms with a friend once and he got an attack of gout from the high amount of uric acid or whatever in the mushrooms. spiked, for your pleasure
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Nov 14, 2023 19:43
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Scratch Monkey posted:How do you even get gout? If I'm not mistaken, drinking too much pop can trigger it Is there swelling in this patient's ankle too?
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Nov 14, 2023 19:46
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Flakey posted:I did mushrooms with a friend once and he got an attack of gout from the high amount of uric acid or whatever in the mushrooms. Don't let Tuco see that.
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Nov 14, 2023 20:42
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Nov 14, 2023 22:00
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Scratch Monkey posted:How do you even get gout? There's common causes but it changes per person. I got a gout flare up from eating an apple a day. I found some nice apples at a local grocer and had one a day for a week and then couldn't walk for two more.
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Nov 14, 2023 22:05
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Nov 14, 2023 22:07
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That's what you get for not scooping the box
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Nov 14, 2023 22:10
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Mr. Bung posted:How old are you lot getting gout? What's causing it? Some curse. Young enough that my doctors were initially very skeptical that it was gout. As far as I know it’s genetic and triggered by diet. I exercise and eat really well, but fish sauce, shrimp and beef are big triggers apparently, and I’ve been really into cooking Korean food in 2023.
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Nov 14, 2023 22:23
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Ok so no shrimp and beef and fish sauce and apples and exercise, got it.
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Nov 14, 2023 22:29
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Lt. Cock posted:Young enough that my doctors were initially very skeptical that it was gout. As far as I know it’s genetic and triggered by diet. I exercise and eat really well, but fish sauce, shrimp and beef are big triggers apparently, and I’ve been really into cooking Korean food in 2023. Look, you deserve everything you get if you let a goddamn shrimp into your home and let him fry your rice.
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Nov 14, 2023 22:30
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Karate Bastard posted:Ok so no shrimp and beef and fish sauce sand apples, got it. Yeah stay away from fish sauce sand apples. They're not good for your enamel either.
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Nov 14, 2023 22:31
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Like that time I got the robs. Not good for the enamel either let me tell you.
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