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Good job Neil, here's the $10 I promised ya
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Inceltown posted:Tasmanian woman tells office she can't come in as 600kg 'Neil the seal' is blocking her car Oi! Can’t park there, mate.
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Nov 14, 2023 04:40
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Doesn't look like he's blocking it to me. Should be able to back out no worries.
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Platystemon posted:ORT!
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The Lone Badger posted:Doesn't look like he's blocking it to me. Should be able to back out no worries.
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The Lone Badger posted:Doesn't look like he's blocking it to me. Should be able to back out no worries. The animal is trying to stop her from parking the truck in the living room.
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Nov 14, 2023 12:38
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"sorry boss, can't make it in today" "seal again? "seal again"
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The way is sealed.
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The Satanic Abortion Clinic That’s Pissed Off Pretty Much Everyone...and Might Beat the Bans Anyway
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ultrafilter posted:The Satanic Abortion Clinic That’s Pissed Off Pretty Much Everyone...and Might Beat the Bans Anyway For those who don't click through, it's literally Samuel Alito’s Mom’s Satanic Abortion Clinic. 
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Blue Footed Booby posted:For those who don't click through, it's literally Samuel Alito’s Mom’s Satanic Abortion Clinic. i think you just guaranteed there will not be those who don't click through
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Nov 14, 2023 22:03
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Well if Neil's just gonna lay there I guess I will buy this box of apple muffins.
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Grassy Knowles posted:i think you just guaranteed there will not be those who don't click through On the other hand, it would be appropriate to only read the headline and not see it all the way through.
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/yesterdaysprint/status/1724864851925987426?s=46&t=CBKJcBX0BD3U5HgUdsqBtw Nothing says "avoid scrutiny" like walking around with an inflatable dicknose.
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Inceltown posted:Nothing says "avoid scrutiny" like walking around with an inflatable dicknose. I mean I would avoid eye contact with this man, so success 
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"Is anybody here a cowboy?'
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Leading ultra-marathon runner banned for using car in 50-mile raceThe Guardian posted:...The panel also noted that Zakrzewski had only disclosed using the vehicle when challenged by the race organiser. “The respondent sought to defend this by claiming she was embarrassed, but ultimately she chose not to disclose what had happened rather than embarrass herself,” it said. ...
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Not every day you find 3 goons with oddly shaped dicks.
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Brandfarlig posted:Not every day you find 3 goons with oddly shaped dicks. Yeah usually it's a lot more
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Goddamn U.K. Just sit down and have a cuppa. Things will look much less like the universe is personally hostile against you. Just a nice hot cuppa, with milk if you prefer. Well he was the traitor in that GTA game so don't feel bad about snitching on him first.
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By popular demand posted:Goddamn U.K. Just sit down and have a cuppa. Things will look much less like the universe is personally hostile against you. That was MC Eiht
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Sorry, but I cannot take Ben Nevis seriously as an alleged “mountain”.
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Extreme ironing isn't real
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“CrimeCops: Lewd Act Done Atop Dead Marsupial” “The defendant was observed defecating on a deceased opossum with his pants lowered and his anal region exposed.” https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/dead-opossum-602417
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:“CrimeCops: Lewd Act Done Atop Dead Marsupial” I just want to get in front of this and assure everyone that, despite previous comments I have made regarding opossums, I am not involved in this legal case
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:“CrimeCops: Lewd Act Done Atop Dead Marsupial” I would be more impressed if he had defecated on it without exposing his anal region.
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Platystemon posted:I would be more impressed if he had defecated on it without exposing his anal region. idk doesnt seem that impressive. just put the deceased opossum in your pants before defecating
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