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Getting a medical procedure on the NHS is a lot like going to Berghain, you'll more than likely be turned away and even if you don't there is still a huge queue. edit: lol quote:Breaking News image keep punching joe fucked around with this message at 17:48 on Nov 14, 2023 |
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LetThemFight dot gif
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Nov 14, 2023 18:12
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Lmao apparently Sunak signed a document saying he was going to do all the right wing fascist stuff Braverman wants in return for her support and hasn't delivered that. She has copies and it was witnessed. Not entirely sure what if anything they can do with that but it's very funny
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Nov 14, 2023 18:23
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Basically I imagine Cruella's "by any means necessary" would mean she wanted the Navy to shoot 'em all dead but Sunak couldn't quite bring himself to sign off on that - let alone the Navy would 99.9% refuse to comply and then we'd have a constitutional crisis on our hands and a proto-military coup/insurrection.
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Nov 14, 2023 18:28
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lmao that there's a health secretary with a husband in the sugar (and medicinal cannabis) industry and an environment secretary with a wife at a literally poo poo water firm. It's almost funny how they've given up even bothering to pretend. https://www.theguardian.com/politic...an-water-sewage
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   I single handedly made you prime minister by endorsing you when it was obvious you would win and after I endorsed Liz Truss the first time
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It's 2022 and Suella Braverman has been asked to step down in disgrace. We celebrate her exit from politics, while nervously awaiting her replacement. It's 2023 and Suella Braverman has been asked to step down in disgrace. We celebrate her exit from politics, while nervously awaiting her replacement. It's 2024, and
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So that's why Guardian opinion havers always turn the comments off https://twitter.com/broseph_stalin/status/1724354152900247819?s=20
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sinky posted:So that's why Guardian opinion havers always turn the comments off lmao
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Standing in the middle of a group of fascist thugs, beating a leftist protester to death and shaking my head so everyone can see I don't agree with the thugs.
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Edward Marzipan is a massive dickhead melt, also it is a Tuesday
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Nov 14, 2023 19:40
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Attending the National Front rally but making it clear that I support civic nationalism, not ethnic nationalism.
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Nov 14, 2023 19:51
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All the fascists are just out of frame, marching with me.
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Something something present but not involved
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Nov 14, 2023 20:21
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Havent been able to find a brocolli for 3 days on the south coast. Worlds gone mad.
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Brocxit.
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Nov 14, 2023 20:45
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It's a broccolo !
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Sounds awfully liked talking Britain down. Is that still going to be a crime without the Wallace and gromet lady?
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Nov 14, 2023 20:53
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All these years of adjusting the racism dial while looking back at the audience, and they're still finding new hidden features on the console. It isn't the first time the "bomb Muslim hospitals" override switch has been flipped, but this time a panel has ominously slid open to reveal a "redeem the Nazis?" toggle
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FBPN
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lol  quote:Suffolk MP Therese Coffey says she nearly died due to stress 
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shes pretty horrid and we should maybe acknowledge that trying to be a piece of poo poo because its what you think is expected of you is not good for your mental health. I dunno
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it was the day-drinking.
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you dont even know me! oh. her. yeah probably
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serious gaylord posted:Havent been able to find a brocolli for 3 days on the south coast. Worlds gone mad. I've got a k in my freezer, I can hook you up
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serious gaylord posted:Havent been able to find a brocolli for 3 days on the south coast. Worlds gone mad. finally the true repercussions of brexit brexiteers don’t care because they don’t eat broccoli
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Broccxit
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Wachter posted:Broccxit
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Back to Brassic(a)s No. That doesn’t really work does it
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much like brexit!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
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We send the EU 350 million florets a week let's fund our BIG TESCO instead
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Bobby Deluxe posted:Just had the weekly phonecall from the parents, apparently their take on the protests over the weekend is that the entire pro palestine march were nazis because of that one, suspiciously clear and incredibly well framed picture of the woman with the swastika sign. My parents didn't believe me when I said the march wasn't going anywhere near the Cenotaph but have gone quiet about it since the rioting didn't happen. They still firmly believe the poppy seller was attacked though even though they can't explain why the heroic railway staff who bravely intervened are all denying anything happened. I'm confused re: the Eddie Marsden thing - was he at the Cenotaph protest? Because that seems like something the news crews would have mentioned. They spent quite a lot of the live broadcast focussing on the counterprotests because the main march for peace was (as predicted) boring AF.
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There’s about ten different articles on The Telegraph site at the moment, including a particularly unhinged one by Alison Pearson, all screeching about “Fishy Rishi” and “Sunk Sunak” and announcing the death of the Conservative Party
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EvilHawk posted:Lmao apparently Sunak signed a document saying he was going to do all the right wing fascist stuff Braverman wants in return for her support and hasn't delivered that. She has copies and it was witnessed. I'm an atheist and I like to think I'm not superstitious, but if she goes around making people sign contracts like that, then...what if...a demon?
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smellmycheese posted:There’s about ten different articles on The Telegraph site at the moment, including a particularly unhinged one by Alison Pearson, all screeching about “Fishy Rishi” and “Sunk Sunak” and announcing the death of the Conservative Party Inshallah
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Brendan Rodgers posted:I'm an atheist and I like to think I'm not superstitious, but if she goes around making people sign contracts like that, then...what if...a demon? Nah, it just shows how thick she is. This is someone from a party who've spent the last 13 years ignoring convention, decorum, human rights, national law and international law (and she's done most of those herself) having a tantrum because the Prime Minister didn't do the things he pinky-promised to do. It's pure narcissism that she thinks she should have gotten better treatment.
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Angepain posted:
 Also very lol that there are polls putting the Tories back under 20% again. Wonder what entirely underwhelming poo poo Starmer will do with a 500 seat majority.
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Aipsh posted:Just went for a CT scan (clap 4 are boyz in da NHS) and as soon as the dye went in and I felt like I had just pissed myself several times over it made me think being a senior sensible politician must feel like that. I've been through that a couple of times, it's a very strange feeling. Needing to piss I could understand but feeling like you have when you haven't is much stranger. Also lol whenever I imagine the very first person to undergo the medical trial with that dye. Starmer steps up to the podium outside No 10 rips his face off to reveal the visage of a robotic Karl Marx, slams a big red button, and announces Hyperstalinism as the Internationale blares out of every device with a speaker in Britane kingturnip posted:Nah, it just shows how thick she is. It's actually pretty incredible because it makes it look like Sunak is a canny political operator who knew exactly what to say to get her support, and then successfully fended off and stymied every single one of her completely batshit fascist ideas for a full year until she has finally flounced off in a big huff because she managed to cause immense problems on Armistice Day. Also huge lols that after that got her booted she's still mad as gently caress about the marches to support Palestine. Like Christ alive woman, read the room. Anyroad all this posting has me quite fagged out, so I am off
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