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kill me now posted:2023 Hamas/Israeli War Thread: Cum QRF 
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Nov 15, 2023 05:42
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Cugel the Clever posted:
I don't think that's how you're supposed to gather it
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Nov 15, 2023 05:47
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Cugel the Clever posted:Regardless, the whole thing leaves a foul taste in my mouth. dietary adjustments can solve that
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Nov 15, 2023 05:58
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Leave posted:I don't think that's how you're supposed to gather it I honestly wonder whether Israeli messaging is deliberately trying to provoke backlash and ridicule to feed the siege mentality.
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Nov 15, 2023 05:59
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It seems like the IDF could just simplify the whole situation by just making a sperm deposit a pre-deployment requirement.
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Nov 15, 2023 09:48
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pre-deployment is such a poo poo show if repeatedly checking the box and lost paperwork could you imagine they lost your cum and you had to do it again lol
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Nov 15, 2023 09:50
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Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.
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Nov 15, 2023 10:16
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bad_fmr posted:Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. That’s Catholicism though.
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Nov 15, 2023 12:51
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1st Shirt: "Make sure you have a will filled out, also, please make sure to go visit the sperm extractor before you head for the door to the plane."
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Nov 15, 2023 13:15
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And you thought it was bad to be the piss watcher during urinalysis day...
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Nov 15, 2023 13:30
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Israel is 14 hours underway with an operation around Al Shifa hospital. They claim that there's a Hamas command center under the hospital. The conditions inside are deteriorating and are very grave. Babies have died due to no power for their incubators. The whole thing, just like their overall operation, is horrendous.
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Nov 15, 2023 15:14
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FrozenVent posted:That’s Catholicism though. I bow to your wisdom in these matters 
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Nov 15, 2023 15:40
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By the way this is what israel claimed they'd find today and its been 20 hours and theyve yet to produce proof of this:- https://twitter.com/netanyahu/status/1717916845859078531?s=46&t=kY7HKwmb1RBg9U186lxtbg
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Nov 15, 2023 16:42
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Al-Saqr posted:By the way this is what israel claimed they'd find today and its been 20 hours and theyve yet to produce proof of this:- It's somehow so insane a post that even the usual batch of bluechecks in the replies that will cheerlead any dumbshit take are calling it out as idiotic.
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Nov 15, 2023 16:49
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Very great "Taliban mountain complex" energy.
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Nov 15, 2023 17:06
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Still having trouble getting over the reality of Cums Force, but yes, the absolute silence over what they found in the hospital almost certainly confirms that A) there was nothing there to justify what Israel did to supposedly protected sites, B) we'll get some desperately thrown together 'proof' tomorrow or the day after.
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Nov 15, 2023 17:09
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Lovely Joe Stalin posted:Still having trouble getting over the reality of Cums Force, but yes, the absolute silence over what they found in the hospital almost certainly confirms that A) there was nothing there to justify what Israel did to supposedly protected sites, B) we'll get some desperately thrown together 'proof' tomorrow or the day after. Just need a few copies of Sims 3 and we're sorted.  So much madness.
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Nov 15, 2023 17:13
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M_Gargantua posted:issuing correction on a previous post of Voyager I, regarding the terror group I'm not congratulating them on the policy. It's weird as gently caress, but it's not the problem with an apartheid state conducting a slow burn genocide.
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Nov 15, 2023 17:23
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i don't think 11k people in 40 days counts as "slow burn" tbh
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Nov 15, 2023 17:27
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Just Another Lurker posted:Just need a few copies of Sims 3 and we're sorted. I'm sure they'll dig up some Mein Kampfs
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Nov 15, 2023 20:26
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Al-Saqr posted:By the way this is what israel claimed they'd find today and its been 20 hours and theyve yet to produce proof of this:- Never in a million years did I think that when the IDF kept saying "command center" and "headquarters", that they're saying Hamas has a giant MIB style office complex underground. What in the Entire gently caress???
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Nov 15, 2023 21:30
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Laughing Zealot posted:Very great "Taliban mountain complex" energy. I had forgotten about that thing and looked it up. Talk about a swing and a miss: 
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Nov 15, 2023 21:30
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Sad to say that the IDF hasn't found the secret entrance to the underground complex yet but at least they found a couple of AK-47s https://twitter.com/IDF/status/1724869758451888258 *edited to change from a cut version to the full video from IDF themselves. **edit 2, lol they deleted it. Here's another link to it https://twitter.com/AvivaKlompas/status/1724860886840496633 Laughing Zealot fucked around with this message at 23:39 on Nov 15, 2023 |
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Nov 15, 2023 22:29
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So the haul from Hamas HQ / Super Terror Lair is a dozen AKs and zero hostages?
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Nov 15, 2023 22:59
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Internet VFW > 2023 Hamas/Israeli War Thread: IDF cum IVF
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Nov 15, 2023 23:06
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mrmcd posted:So the haul from Hamas HQ / Super Terror Lair is a dozen AKs and zero hostages? They're still trying to find all the decapitated babies
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Nov 15, 2023 23:39
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Laughing Zealot posted:Sad to say that the IDF hasn't found the secret entrance to the underground complex yet but at least they found a couple of AK-47s Someone realized how silly that video looked.
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Nov 15, 2023 23:40
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Laughing Zealot posted:Very great "Taliban mountain complex" energy. The New York Times published this updated graphic for what the very real Hamas underground bunker may indeed look like 
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Nov 15, 2023 23:46
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So the things the IDF definitely 100% found, promise we didn't put it here for the purpose of this film, is three bags with combat gear and a laptop? Quite the HQ they've raided there. I was mighty confused as to what all the metal was doing in the MRI room as well, though in fairness to them it does not look like that MRI machine has been used lately.
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Nov 15, 2023 23:50
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
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The propaganda is funny but Hamas has very real and extensive tunnel works. They themselves have hyped that poo poo from videos. There’s several smuggling tunnels that go miles past any walls and link up with smuggling sites overland. They’re not some incompetent murder hobos. You don’t have to hand it to Israel to acknowledge that Hamas has impressive tunnel systems. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Nov 15, 2023 23:51
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Undoubtedly. I just don't know why you'd bother to put out such a half assed propaganda piece like it was some damning indictment of Hamas.
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Nov 15, 2023 23:53
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US abstained on a Security Council ruling against Israel today, so you know things are going good
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Nov 16, 2023 00:01
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Tangy Zizzle posted:US abstained on a Security Council ruling against Israel today, so you know things are going good That's a warning shot to Israel.
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Nov 16, 2023 00:11
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Vahakyla posted:The propaganda is funny but Hamas has very real and extensive tunnel works. They themselves have hyped that poo poo from videos. There’s several smuggling tunnels that go miles past any walls and link up with smuggling sites overland. The issue, is that israel has been attacking a hospital with a thousand civilians in it expressively seeking shelter there as a recognised safe zone, with the motivation that the tunnels are there and also an hamas HQ. They haven't shown that there are any tunnels there yet. This is an issue. This is whats being discussed, not the concept of tunnels in Gaza. You know all this. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Nov 16, 2023 00:20
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Coeus posted:The New York Times published this updated graphic for what the very real Hamas underground bunker may indeed look like Is that Groverhaus?
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Nov 16, 2023 00:55
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Tangy Zizzle posted:US abstained on a Security Council ruling against Israel today, so you know things are going good A slight even worse than when the Queen wore Obama’s gifted broach to meet Trump
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Nov 16, 2023 01:00
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Quackles posted:Is that Groverhaus? Yeah. The walls/outbuildings are Osama’s Abbottabad compound.
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Nov 16, 2023 01:02
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Platystemon posted:Yeah. dont miss the chillin saddam
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Nov 16, 2023 03:25
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Laughing Zealot posted:Sad to say that the IDF hasn't found the secret entrance to the underground complex yet but at least they found a couple of AK-47s I know I like to stash my guns and ammo right next to what looks like a functional MRI machine.
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Nov 16, 2023 03:29
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esperantinc posted:I had forgotten about that thing and looked it up. Talk about a swing and a miss: Man Lego, when are you releasing this as a set instead of another loving Star Wars thing?
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