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https://twitter.com/NewRockstars/status/1724259584578314447 90sgamer posted:Marvel movies are made for kids dude
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90sgamer posted:Marvel movies are made for kids dude I agree. The whole discussion started when I told my wife I wanted to take him to the movie and she commented about the violence in Marvel movies. Then she went back to her TV crime shows. Y'know, where every episode ends with a cop screaming "PUT DOWN THE GUN" as a terrorist serial killer is holding a gun to a crying child.
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Nov 15, 2023 14:37
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SlimGoodbody posted:Okay yeah that's pretty good. I saw it in the theater when I was 9 
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Nov 15, 2023 14:39
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He probably saw the scene in Terminator 2 where Arnold degloves his arm flesh or something on YouTube already when you weren't looking.
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Famous kids movies, Blade and Deadpool I'm reminded of when Blockbuster got anime, then quickly realized that Hello Kitty and Legend of the Overfiend maybe aren't both for general audiences, but they weren't sure how to tell for sure so they just put content warning stickers on ALL anime and then my mom wouldn't even let me rent Sailor Moon or whatever because Blockbuster said it was bad Ok I don't know what I'm saying anymore but "X is for kids lol" has always been a dumb generalization
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Nov 15, 2023 14:41
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Your mother was right.
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Nov 15, 2023 14:44
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https://twitter.com/Marvel/status/1724789505910272449?s=20 It's Ms. Morbin time.
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Nov 15, 2023 15:14
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I uh guess it looks better than Morbius?
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Nov 15, 2023 15:25
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They are legitimately doing the stupid loving spider totem storyline huh. And that's gonna tie into the Kraven movie since he has the blood of a lion or whatever? How are the people behind this getting paid, for real.
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Nov 15, 2023 15:26
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Time for the steel spider movie
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Nov 15, 2023 15:29
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Parkingtigers posted:https://twitter.com/Marvel/status/1724789505910272449?s=20 OK, an "evil" spider-man is terrifying. All of the strength and speed, but no morals, no qualms about killing? That's genuinely scary. You show me that, and suddenly JJJ makes a lot of sense. Are the girls supposed to be Silk, Spider-Woman (I), Spider-woman (II) and lady iron spider? I'm not up on all the various spider-woman variations. Also, I know it's the same company, but this is being put out under the Columbia Pictures studio and not SONY specifically? That is an interesting move.
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Nov 15, 2023 15:30
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I'm loving disassociating right now. The leftovers casserole of cinema right there.
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Nov 15, 2023 15:33
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Final Destination but Death is an evil Spider-Man is a better elevator pitch than Morb at least
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Nov 15, 2023 15:33
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CzarChasm posted:Also, I know it's the same company, but this is being put out under the Columbia Pictures studio and not SONY specifically? That is an interesting move. There is no general Sony Pictures. All their major releases are Columbia.
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Nov 15, 2023 15:34
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The blonde is probably Julia Carpenter. I think I heard someone say Julia in the trailer. But having Ezekiel in there is a choice for sure. They're opening a whole can of worms there.
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Nov 15, 2023 15:39
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A "superhero" movie where every character except the lead character ends up in a costume at some point is...at least kinda unique? I actually don't think this premise is too bad -- lady sees the future! Action sequences ensue! -- but Dakota Johnson kinda is? Bad, I mean? I haven't really seen her in a lot of stuff but like her acting is godawful here.
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Nov 15, 2023 15:42
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It's could definitely be a big can of worms, but from the pitch it just kinda sounds like a little magic/multiverse on a jungle spider to get an Evil Spider-man on screen. Absolutely more into this than kraven or morbius at least, like, if it's not too up its own rear end then an act or 2 of just Run Away From Evil Spider-man Murdering You would be sick as hell.
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Nov 15, 2023 15:42
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Parkingtigers posted:https://twitter.com/Marvel/status/1724789505910272449?s=20 I was under the impression that this film was still in development hell (where it belongs). I had no idea it was already in the trailer stage. Doesn't look great, but I was expecting it to look a lot worse.
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Nov 15, 2023 15:46
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At first I thought the evil spider-man was Shathra infected multiverse spider-man, and was slightly down with that. Then he said Ezekiel Simms and I wanted to die.
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Nov 15, 2023 15:46
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It's Anya, Mattie Franklin, and Julia Carpenter.
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maybeadracula posted:Famous kids movies, Blade and Deadpool Sheesh I saw Jurassic Park like ten times in theaters when I was 7, was watching Terminator 2 and Aliens at home by like 9 or 10, blade came out when I was 12. I'm starting to feel bad for how sheltered kids these days are getting Oh yeah the madam web movie looks bad but no surprise there site fucked around with this message at 15:50 on Nov 15, 2023 |
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Nov 15, 2023 15:47
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Man, there are like 20 different spider-women in 616 alone and the movie seems to focus on those I am least familiar with. I guess I'm sort familiar with Anja Corazon, but I've never heard of Julia Carpenter or the other one. cant cook creole bream fucked around with this message at 15:53 on Nov 15, 2023 |
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Nov 15, 2023 15:51
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X-O posted:The blonde is probably Julia Carpenter. I think I heard someone say Julia in the trailer. I mean he seems to be Ezekiel in name only. He is acting more like Morlun
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Nov 15, 2023 15:52
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Codependent Poster posted:It's Anya, Mattie Franklin, and Julia Carpenter. Wow, Mattie Franklin is a weird pull. The other two not so much. cant cook creole bream posted:Man, there are like 20 different spider-women out there and the movie seems to focus on those I am least familiar with. I guess I'm sort familiar with Anja Corazon, but I've never heard of Julia Carpenter or the other one. Julia Carpenter was the Spider-Woman after Jessica Drew. Currently she is Madame Web.
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Nov 15, 2023 15:52
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Sorry I'm just stupidly fascinated by whatever process is leading to these "we have Spider-Man at home" destined-for-the-bargain-DVD-bin movies Sony is putting out. If you don't have someone with Tom Hardy's gonzo charisma in the middle of these what is even the point.
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Nov 15, 2023 15:57
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X-O posted:Julia Carpenter was the Spider-Woman after Jessica Drew. Currently she is Madame Web. So, the main character of this movie is someone who already retired in 616 and Julia is someone I've technically seen in comics before. Got it. I really don't think I care about those characters and want Cindy, Jessica and Gwen instead. Anya is theoretically fine though, but she comes with so much baggage.
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Nov 15, 2023 15:58
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cant cook creole bream posted:Man, there are like 20 different spider-women in 616 alone and the movie seems to focus on those I am least familiar with. I guess I'm sort familiar with Anja Corazon, but I've never heard of Julia Carpenter or the other one. This trailer led me to a wikidive and find out that they killed off Madame Web 13 years ago and Julia Carpenter has had the role since. She's done like 3 things, and one of those things is get into a coma then wake up from the coma a few years later.
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Nov 15, 2023 15:59
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I was really excited for this project until I saw that trailer. Nothing's gelling here at all and it killed all the brain momentum I had for it. Maybe I'll see something in the next 3 months to change my mind about it but...woof.
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Nov 15, 2023 15:59
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That Madame Web movie looks like poo poo strained through a colander
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Nov 15, 2023 16:00
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RevKrule posted:Maybe I'll see something in the next 3 months to change my mind about it but...woof. According to IMDB Adam Scott is in it as Ben Parker but I have no idea which one. He's a good actor though.
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Nov 15, 2023 16:04
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Eh, it looks better than Kraven at least
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Nov 15, 2023 16:09
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Opopanax posted:Eh, it looks better than Kraven at least I actually disagree. At least whatshisface is giving it an effort. Dakota Johnson sounds like she’s reading her lines for the first time. Kraven looks like it could be a fun bad movie. Madame Web looks like a 90 minute movie that feels like a 270 minute movie.
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Nov 15, 2023 16:20
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I'm happy to see the Spider-Girls all in costume. The black suit looks cool from the brief look. But I'm worried we're only gonna see them for like 5 minutes. Anya is one of my favorites too so it's cool to see her. However this does seem to confirm the leaks which are hilarious.
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Nov 15, 2023 16:22
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I’m sorry but I would watch Kraven and Morbius before I watch whatever the hell that is This got greenlit but the Silver Sable/Black Cat one didn’t?
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Nov 15, 2023 16:29
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Morlun & family are definitely the bad guys here, and Simms is a misdirect right?
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Nov 15, 2023 16:33
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Codependent Poster posted:I'm happy to see the Spider-Girls all in costume. The black suit looks cool from the brief look. But I'm worried we're only gonna see them for like 5 minutes. Anya is one of my favorites too so it's cool to see her. What leaks are those?
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Nov 15, 2023 16:44
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cant cook creole bream posted:According to IMDB Adam Scott is in it as Ben Parker but I have no idea which one. He's a good actor though. Yeah, he's in the trailer for half a second as Cassandra's EMT partner There's a lot of decent to good people in the cast but what's being shown here is no one's A game or even C game.
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Nov 15, 2023 16:44
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Soul Glo posted:That Madame Web movie looks like poo poo strained through a colander FlamingLiberal posted:I’m sorry but I would watch Kraven and Morbius before I watch whatever the hell that is I guess I'm the odd one out this time, it actually looked interesting to me. But I dropped out of Spider-Man comics at Maximum Carnage so I avoided the totem storylines.
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Nov 15, 2023 16:52
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If there's a serial killer Spider-Man on the loose, just send Captain America and El Santo after him. Everyone knows this.
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Nov 15, 2023 17:15
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srypher posted:Morlun & family are definitely the bad guys here, and Simms is a misdirect right? Almost 100%. Either he's ACTUALLY Morlun or the plot is "he's trying to serial kill spider totems as part of a plot to starve Morlun to death." Either way it appears to be mostly an excuse to do Spider-Man as a horror monster.
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Nov 15, 2023 17:17
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ImpAtom posted:Either way it appears to be mostly an excuse to do Spider-Man as a horror monster. Make it a double feature with The Guest.
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