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Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

Publius Enigma (something so stupid I'm not even going to explain it in brief)

I can explain it as much is necessary to hear the funny theories because my father wouldn’t shut up about it for a few months on two separate occasions: this was probably the first online ARG, it was attached to The Division Bell, it was enacted by EMI mostly through usenet, it was not thought up or really supported/understood by the band at all, and it never really went anywhere because of really everything in this paragraph.

The theories are that some nerd at EMI was allowed to do this mostly due to
Theory 1. disinterest of everyone else, and this nerd really liked cryptography
Theory 2. ‘former’ three-letter agency officer got a job at EMI and put it in for probably nerd reasons as well but maybe not
My father thought nerd at EMI was former three-letter but had no ulterior motive outside of marketing and nerdery.

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NyetscapeNavigator
Sep 22, 2003

Pham Nuwen posted:

We talking Usenet?

I hate how easy it is to find my cringey posts arguing about video games since I used my real name. :mad:

LimaBiker
Dec 9, 2020




Rev. Bleech_ posted:

She knew. And that's the thing: it was a conspiracy that spread across the prog rock landscape. And other places; someone in the group once said that if she had ever met any of the people mentioned, he'd eat his hat. Soon afterwards, Lucky Charms added a hat shaped marshmallow. She crowed that she was vindicated and this was proof. It was like some mutant child of erotomania and group stalking.

Don't even get me started on the fundies from Florida who successfully cultivated a small cult by insisting that David Gilmour was their bestie and frequently visited them. He was trying to spread the gospel via the Publius Enigma (something so stupid I'm not even going to explain it in brief), despite being an avowed atheist in interviews. My favorite moment was when they said they were ready to embark on a world tour, with rehearsals already started and goodies for their loyal followers ready to go "....and then September 11th happened"

Anyway, how 'bout that Terri Tickle eh

I was a member of the pf&co file sharing hub, and i vaguely remember poo poo about it. But that was well after 2001. Couple of really weird people on there.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
MFs talking about Sandy and Joe(?) again?

One of my "internet friends" from the early years of this century trolled the living poo poo out of them back then.

I bet if you brought up his name to them they'd have a breakdown or something.

I swear I remember some fan fiction written by Sandy where she boned Dave Gilmour. Or he boned her, I guess.

Retrograde
Jan 22, 2007

Strange game-- the only winning move is not to play.

Porfiriato posted:

https://cabel.com/2023/11/06/dak-and-the-golden-age-of-gadget-catalogs/

Some guy has been quietly amassing DAK catalogs off Ebay/etc and just dumped hi-res scans of all of them on the Internet Archive. I remember our household getting these in the mail for years and leafing through the amazing gadgets presented therein, even though I don't think we ever actually ordered anything from them.



Beat me to it, I had never heard of this magazine but looking through a few of them has convinced me that I had an uncle who must have had a subscription since he and my cousins had a ton of this stuff (he is/was a doctor so they had everything).

Also, who knew that piracy was a thing on the Atari:

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


Retrograde posted:

Also, who knew that piracy was a thing on the Atari:


It was a driving reason for Nintendo's licensing and 10NES nonsense to my recollection.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Retrograde posted:

Beat me to it, I had never heard of this magazine but looking through a few of them has convinced me that I had an uncle who must have had a subscription since he and my cousins had a ton of this stuff (he is/was a doctor so they had everything).

Also, who knew that piracy was a thing on the Atari:


Yeah I did a little post prom blasting myself back in the day.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

wesleywillis posted:

MFs talking about Sandy and Joe(?) again?

One of my "internet friends" from the early years of this century trolled the living poo poo out of them back then.

lol, chances are I know them. A 50/50 chance I was in the same IRC channel as them.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/StuartHumphryes/status/1723038732599660895?s=20

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011




A bit of overkill to get rid of one tree, isn't it?

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Randalor posted:

A bit of overkill to get rid of one tree, isn't it?

Still gotta beat the Germans to it.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Randalor posted:

A bit of overkill to get rid of one tree, isn't it?

That's small beans compared to how the good ol' USOFA does it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_axe_murder_incident#Operation_Paul_Bunyan

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


That is just the sort of lilly livered defeatist talk I came to expect out of you.
We can't just tear the tree out, we must obliterate it with a big metal dick! That's the only way we get the Kaiser to pull out.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

By popular demand posted:

That is just the sort of lilly livered defeatist talk I came to expect out of you.
We can't just tear the tree out, we must obliterate it with a big metal dick! That's the only way we get the Kaiser to pull out.

Kaiser Bill the second had 7 kids.

I don't think he did much pulling out.

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

SubNat posted:

As a kid I always found it wild that you needed 2 cables for audio, 'but only' 3 for video with component cables. (Yeah, it's just a left/right channel split, but the difference in the amount of video perplexed me a bit.)

I honestly don't miss the SCART vs S-VIDEO vs Component cable days. It's nice that everything is nice and simple and mostly just works with HDMI.
I say, actively ignoring the: 'HDMI-ARC soundbar stopped working because you plugged in a Nintendo switch on a different port', and 'Oh no, device 1 turned on the tv, which turned on device 2, which made the tv switch to device 2, which made device 1 turn off again.' annoyances I have with my current tv.

Can't you just cover up or remove the CEC pin? I think they even make CEC-less cables.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


I know if you have old enough cables they usually lack CEC because my PS4 didn't turn on by it's own until I replaced the cable.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
The Floppotron has been upgraded to 3.0.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-WakfBNHD0

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

Wifi Toilet posted:

Can't you just cover up or remove the CEC pin? I think they even make CEC-less cables.

I've never seen a device with CEC where it couldn't be turned off.

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.



I need to see all those displays lit up

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011




What... what am I looking at? How is that bottom component not shattering under the weight? ...is there a beta player in all that?

Big Mac
Jan 3, 2007



Please show the accompanying laminated guide on the correct remote sequences to watch fox news

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Randalor posted:

What... what am I looking at? How is that bottom component not shattering under the weight? ...is there a beta player in all that?

There's a reason for the standardized size and placement of feet on Sony equipment and you're lookin at it

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no
Also the amp was usually the only component that has any real weight to it. Things like the CD players were downright featherweight.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



As beautiful as that stack is, there's something deeply hilarious about needing to grab a stepladder to flip the record you're listening to.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Does that at least move the needle to the record automatically or do you also have to blindly reach up and get it on the right part?

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Cable managing that whole stack would feel pretty satisfying, I bet.

wa27
Jan 15, 2007


Gonna try to guess these:

-Turntable
-Tuner
-Minidisc?
-DVD Player
-Cassette Deck
-VCR
-DAT tape deck?
-Carousel CD Player
-Amp/receiver?
-Multi-disc CD player

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Kazinsal posted:

As beautiful as that stack is, there's something deeply hilarious about needing to grab a stepladder to flip the record you're listening to.

Git gud at frisbee :colbert:

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no

Cojawfee posted:

Does that at least move the needle to the record automatically or do you also have to blindly reach up and get it on the right part?
That whole stack is less than 4’ tall.

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

WithoutTheFezOn posted:

That whole stack is less than 4’ tall.

Leave Tom Cruise alone.

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



WithoutTheFezOn posted:

That whole stack is less than 4’ tall.

It is on a stand and the turntable is directly beneath a light. It's a fair question.

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
DVD players used to be loving massive, god drat.
The one my dad got back in 2001 or so was chunky but it's got nothing on this Sony.

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.


let's see the back of it (assuming it's all plugged in and functional)

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

Love to, found it. Not mine. I wish.

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




Explosionface posted:

It was a driving reason for Nintendo's licensing and 10NES nonsense to my recollection.

I believe the Famicom had a bunch of unlicensed dreck as well which probably contributed

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!

Serperoth posted:

I believe the Famicom had a bunch of unlicensed dreck as well which probably contributed

The Famicom, not so much. All the cart manufacturers based in Japan were only doing business with big publishers.

The American NES? Well Nintendo of America had a stricter policy on carts than Nintendo of Japan, and everyone had to use Nintendo's carts instead of getting their own made. the 10NES chip helped enforce this by locking out any carts that didn't match the right design. Of course, some people reverse engineered it and that's how we got Game Genie and Bible Adventures.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

Explosionface posted:

I need to see all those displays lit up

It's already lit op

Weird Pumpkin
Oct 7, 2007

Man I miss game genies and game sharks

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Nice! I love this poo poo! But it's missing a LD Player and an 8mm player.

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