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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Aware posted:

It's fake

Spoilsport <:mad:>

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LookieLoo
Feb 10, 2011

Aware posted:

It's fake

Explain how it's fake. Did you look at the pixels?

Ashcans
Jan 2, 2006

Let's do the space-time warp again!

That is Ocean Ramsey, a marine conservationist whose entire thing is posting videos of her in close proximity to sharks, so faking it would be a weird choice. It's not what it seems in that she was aware of the shark and preparing to jump in anyway, but is backing off because the shark was overly excited by her movements.

Here's an interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlzLB1XnfeY

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Aware posted:

It's fake

You gonna contribute anything to the thread besides being snarky and wrong?

https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/ransomware-gang-files-sec-complaint-over-victims-undisclosed-breach/

quote:

The ALPHV/BlackCat ransomware operation has taken extortion to a new level by filing a U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission complaint against one of their alleged victims for not complying with the four-day rule to disclose a cyberattack.

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente

:stare:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

I don't think he was Aware.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Happy Landfill posted:

It's my boy :allears:

Edit: this is still my favorite LA Beast video
https://youtu.be/gNDvpPsYDNM?feature=shared

goddamn this is hard to watch...but I'm watchin' it.

the part where he throws up a bunch of whole hotdogs is pretty hilarious tho.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Ashcans posted:

That is Ocean Ramsey, a marine conservationist whose entire thing is posting videos of her in close proximity to sharks, so faking it would be a weird choice. It's not what it seems in that she was aware of the shark and preparing to jump in anyway, but is backing off because the shark was overly excited by her movements.

Here's an interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlzLB1XnfeY

Imagine naming your daughter Ocean and she becomes a famous marine biologist. That's like a three from the logo.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

zoux posted:

Imagine naming your daughter Ocean and she becomes a famous marine biologist. That's like a three from the logo.

She was born in Hawaii, so I'm guessing her parents had jobs that involved the water.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I never really thought about it before, but now I'm glad my folks didn't name me something like Front Loader or Big Rig

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Also not everyone has the name they're born with. She could have changed it for any number of reasons.

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Captain Hygiene posted:

I never really thought about it before, but now I'm glad my folks didn't name me something like Front Loader or Big Rig

My son is also named Certified Forklift Operator

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Captain Hygiene posted:

I never really thought about it before, but now I'm glad my folks didn't name me something like Front Loader or Big Rig

Aye, they should have named you Tight End.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

LifeSunDeath posted:

goddamn this is hard to watch...but I'm watchin' it.

the part where he throws up a bunch of whole hotdogs is pretty hilarious tho.

If it helps, it's not hard to not watch. Feeling pretty good about myself not watching that, actually

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Captain Hygiene posted:

I never really thought about it before, but now I'm glad my folks didn't name me something like Front Loader or Big Rig

Wow, I never thought about it before what a fucken loser you are omg lmao

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
jk obv, love ya hygiene :love:

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Kuros posted:

Aye, they should have named you Tight End.

or backhoe

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse

A Pack of Kobolds posted:

My son is also named Certified Forklift Operator

My daughter will be named CCNA

Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER


The curse of your parents naming you "music festival outhouse custodian"

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
We call our daughter Cate, in full the name is Caterpillar.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー

Admiral Joeslop posted:

The ALPHV/BlackCat ransomware operation has taken extortion to a new level by filing a U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission complaint against one of their alleged victims for not complying with the four-day rule to disclose a cyberattack.
https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/ransomware-gang-files-sec-complaint-over-victims-undisclosed-breach/

Don't skip on this guys, it is amazing.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
man they hosed up by tipping their hand that this was a tactic considering the law isn't in effect yet, everyone on the corporate side is taking notes here


"However, the SEC’s new cybersecurity rules are set to take effect on December 15, 2023, Reuters explained at the beginning of October."

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
You’ll shoot your eye out!
https://imgur.io/gallery/MN2kcuS

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




https://i.imgur.com/xPJSrjV.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/sd743JV.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/MSu29pN.mp4

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010





Edit: Mine is linked inline and therefore superior :colbert:

Edit edit: That wasn't the edit button.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

omnivorous species eat all sorts of garbage

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

omnivorous species eat all sorts of garbage

nomnomnivorous ones even enjoy it

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
https://i.imgur.com/pxaDoAR.mp4

Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー

The myth of Amazons cutting off their breast being perpetuated by a lady called Emily Bloom, if anyone was perchance curious.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Too bad for the Amazons that the idea of simply binding their bust only occured after they had started binding the cut wounds. :ohdear:

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Serephina posted:

The myth of Amazons cutting off their breast being perpetuated by a lady called Emily Bloom, if anyone was perchance curious.

I thought she looked familiar

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Nenonen posted:

Too bad for the Amazons that the idea of simply binding their bust only occured after they had started binding the cut wounds. :ohdear:

More likely it was the Greeks just making poo poo up about how weird and barbaric those filthy foreigners are.

The Greeks did a lot of that.

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

Ashcans posted:

That is Ocean Ramsey, a marine conservationist whose entire thing is posting videos of her in close proximity to sharks, so faking it would be a weird choice. It's not what it seems in that she was aware of the shark and preparing to jump in anyway, but is backing off because the shark was overly excited by her movements.

Here's an interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlzLB1XnfeY

Grizzly man 2: Ocean is gonna be lit.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


https://topointarchery.com.au/products/chest-guard

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018

Shoulda called it a Battle BraTM.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

gently caress that. If cats can handle the smell of their own piss they can stand a whiff of the puke fruit.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Captain Hygiene posted:

I never really thought about it before, but now I'm glad my folks didn't name me something like Front Loader or Big Rig

Better than Lardbutt at least...

https://i.imgur.com/T4cBKq4.mp4

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Warriana is the best Amazon.

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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Nenonen posted:

Too bad for the Amazons that the idea of simply binding their bust only occured after they had started binding the cut wounds. :ohdear:

Yet another example that it's surprisingly rare to hear about Amazons without also including the concept of bondage

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