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Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

emptyquote my posts or die

TheWorldsaStage posted:

See, naw, "It was another aircraft". You think!?

"aliens are real" vs "nuh-uh"

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Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Human.Frank posted:

If you continue this type of thinking you realize our modern day pagan gods are Apple and Google with a poo poo ton of minor deities like Geico or McDonalds. If you think the attention a person gives to a concept is worth something in the spiritual realm which can then influence us in various ways, then it's no wonder we live in this Clownworld hell. We give all of our attention to goofy things.

Nah the brands are more like saints and prophets, or perhaps aspects of God?

The one and only real god, who everyone worships daily and has mountainous infrastructure and ritual devoted to it, is number.

Tekne
Feb 15, 2012

It's-a me, motherfucker

that new uapmax larp said that the idf employing a new laser system stirred up the birds

now this gets revealed :tinfoil: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/tech...c086a1184&ei=10

while it's not the same, powerful enough to draw particles about the vacuum also reminds me of the other larp about reverse engineered chinese mining lasers that can extract desired materials from rocks without breaking them up

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


they're churches.

we can literally use the structure of the vatican/catholic church to model this

Popes come and go, but the holy see is an actual corporate entity and is eternal. Popes function as the See but are not the See. CEOs are akin to popes, whereas the powers bestowed to the job CEO are eternal, they are transient. Sainthood is bestowed popularly in a sense, the ones whose stank persists past their death. Saint Morgan, Saint Vanderbilt, more recently, Saint Jobs, etc for corporate stuff, founding fathers for civic stuff. So the corporate entity itself functions as a church.

martyrs are made from the troops who die to uphold empire, or people whose actions were sacrificial but served to uphold the system, i.e. nixon, all the nameless agents honored anonymously by the security state, etc.

and yeah, it all feeds an egregore, that likely circulates wherever monetary transactions are made. There are even probably types of transaction that are more meaningful to these entities, like complex financial products that have like, genocide, mass slaughter, and like, teacher retirement funds all wrapped up together, are better at propagating its influence, so more desired.

lol

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



Human.Frank posted:

If you continue this type of thinking you realize our modern day pagan gods are Apple and Google with a poo poo ton of minor deities like Geico or McDonalds. If you think the attention a person gives to a concept is worth something in the spiritual realm which can then influence us in various ways, then it's no wonder we live in this Clownworld hell. We give all of our attention to goofy things.

Gaiman's American Gods was disclosure.

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
It’s me. I’ve kept Ronald McDonald alive through the power of prayer.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


well then stop it dumbass

Feral Integral
Jun 6, 2006

YOSPOS

Delta-Wye posted:

*loads up something awful dot com*
this is my temple
*posts*
this is my excrement

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Tekne posted:

that new uapmax larp said that the idf employing a new laser system stirred up the birds

now this gets revealed :tinfoil: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/tech...c086a1184&ei=10

while it's not the same, powerful enough to draw particles about the vacuum also reminds me of the other larp about reverse engineered chinese mining lasers that can extract desired materials from rocks without breaking them up

lol what kind of laser system does the idf have that would even come close to touching so-advanced-its-magic ufos

Tekne
Feb 15, 2012

It's-a me, motherfucker

mediaphage posted:

lol what kind of laser system does the idf have that would even come close to touching so-advanced-its-magic ufos
i think the larp was suggesting that the birds just didn't like them using it rather than them being an actual threat

it was also saying that they've already been swarming idf/us forces in gaza and that the mystery laser just escalated that activity

the others revealing themselves by smacking down the current genocidal hegemony is my desired irl fanfiction

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Tekne posted:

i think the larp was suggesting that the birds just didn't like them using it rather than them being an actual threat

tbh i think that things like lasers are often put into these stories because people just think of them as magic science tools

Tekne posted:

the others revealing themselves by smacking down the current genocidal hegemony is my desired irl fanfiction

hard not to get behind this though

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
anyway in re mcdonalds

some sociologists use them as a catch-all for how we've moved forward as a hyper rationalist capitalist society bent on constantly improving the "efficiency" of things

one dude even wrote a book about it called the mcdonaldization of society



quote:

However, there are also critics of the concept. Aaron Ahuvia and Elif Izberk-Bilgin argue that while McDonaldization represents a particular collection of forces, there is a countertrend in post-industrial societies they call eBayization. Whereas McDonaldization produces homogeneity and predictability, eBayization provides variety, adventure, and surprise. Tony Blackshaw presents IKEAization as another countertrend, distinguished by seven dimensions •Home (another word for Community) •Democracy •Incalculability and Unpredictability •Provincialism •Protestant Work Ethic •Cool •Freedom.

though big lol at trying to use ikea as being different from mcdonalds

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Tekne posted:

the others revealing themselves by smacking down the current genocidal hegemony is my desired irl fanfiction

I'm too deep into learned hopelessness to dare to hope this might wind up being the case

It's just too good to be true

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer
I just looked around on UAPMax and can’t find the LARP in question- can anyone please provide a link?

Tekne
Feb 15, 2012

It's-a me, motherfucker

mediaphage posted:

anyway in re mcdonalds

some sociologists use them as a catch-all for how we've moved forward as a hyper rationalist capitalist society bent on constantly improving the "efficiency" of things

one dude even wrote a book about it called the mcdonaldization of society



though big lol at trying to use ikea as being different from mcdonalds

Barry Foster posted:

I'm too deep into learned hopelessness to dare to hope this might wind up being the case

It's just too good to be true
yeah probably but it could also explain the cliche dod invasion and threat mongering regarding the subject

it might not be earth/humanity in the birds' sights but these violent morally bankrupt institutions who see themselves as mankind's representatives

LuckyCat posted:

I just looked around on UAPMax and can’t find the LARP in question- can anyone please provide a link?
https://uapmax.com/aaro-wheres-waldo/

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Tekne posted:

that new uapmax larp said that the idf employing a new laser system stirred up the birds

now this gets revealed :tinfoil: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/tech...c086a1184&ei=10

while it's not the same, powerful enough to draw particles about the vacuum also reminds me of the other larp about reverse engineered chinese mining lasers that can extract desired materials from rocks without breaking them up

sometimes I wonder if it would be possible to use powerful lasers like this that spontaneously create such high energy densities that particles form out of thin air in the presence of a strong electric/magnetic field as a form of "electric" propulsion that uses no stored propellant

I imagine the amount of particles generated per laser pulse are so minuscule that it's not feasible though, like you'd generate more thrust via the photons emitted by the laser than the particles you chuck away.

Tekne
Feb 15, 2012

It's-a me, motherfucker

that larp and others mentions 2024 as not only the disclosure year but also when something big is going down

apparently the solar maximum is now going to be next year and will last longer than initially projected https://www.space.com/solar-maximum-expected-2024-new-predictions-suggest

yes, i am trying to manifest the end of this oppressive world/life destroying era

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"
I have been intentionally accelerating open contact after deciding that 2027 is just too far for me. Hopefully it's working. I will continue to do my part.

The article says maybe even late this month, so I'll make a good push these upcoming weeks.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




brands are just fuckin: brands. do not look at antiquity, or god fuckin forbid earlier periods, and say “ah yes we have this today and call it—” about cultural institutions, activities, or contexts.1 post-industrial late-capitalist 8-billion-humans microplastics internet moon landing earth will not, cannot map culture that closely to the contexts of societiues from like 500ya, let alone millennia and continents of separation. jiminy fuckin willickers, its fraught enough to make 1:1 our version/their version similitudes about other contemporary cultures but people still pull this just-so poo poo about a world in which an extremely large wall around several buildings was an impressive achievement2 people living in a world where it seemed reasonable that if you went to exotic lands like, a-longish-walk-away-ville you might there meet dwarves w the heads of bees, people who lived when it was possible to be comprehensively read3—mfers arent going to compare culturally to a world whre you can read literally any modern txt and much personal journaling from anywhere

culture-streams are wonderful. human universals/overwhelming-near-universals are real and strong. but the talking insurance lizard is not partaking of some profound essential aspect of human culture, endlessly reärticulated from the first settled peoples thru to the end of anthropic ages. holding the now and the then together and seeing what the juxtaposition elicits??? great, do it. playing the memory game where you get to clap when you know where to flip over the matching card??? i mean you can do it but you are wrong and intellectually shameful when you do. outside of the actual memory game, which is great, do it

brands are not any specific other thing. that is one of the big reasons they get their own term, instead of being called by one of the myriad other terms for poo poo we have had since pre-antiquity. ffs im begging people to stop playing the Here is another word!! matching game like it generated any useful relevant or interesting word happenings,or brain happenings

1 if one more person says w/in my earshot that quote superheroes are modern mythology close quote my floating ribs will sincerely actually truly erupt from my sides as too many arachnoid limbs and, w a sound eyewitnesses will later describe as “like broken glass applauding”, grapple the afore-referenced speaker and drag them toward my torso, flung backward in the clack-skitter eruption, ribcage holding the chest open, a devouring maw in whicg my heart will itself digest them

2 which tbf it only comparatively recently stopped being

3 i.e. to have read every significant txt known to yr society

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Only two weeks/six months/one year/the millennium

Zoobtro
Aug 22, 2003

Got miself a nice little earner, isn't it

Tekne posted:

yes, i am trying to manifest the end of this oppressive world/life destroying era

thank you

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

mediaphage posted:

though big lol at trying to use ikea as being different from mcdonalds
"IKEAzation" just makes me think of this:
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3008

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"

Zoobtro posted:

thank you

For what it's worth everyone reading this thread, posting in it, sharing it, contemplating its contents, and looking up, is manifesting accelerated open contact. You can do it more intentionally but your participation in this way is already doing it. Even consuming NHI fictional media moves the needle. So thank you everyone!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

(Pompeii had brands)

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

aitee is coming

inchworm
Jun 23, 2023
The world... is changing

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Perry Mason Jar posted:

For what it's worth everyone reading this thread, posting in it, sharing it, contemplating its contents, and looking up, is manifesting accelerated open contact. You can do it more intentionally but your participation in this way is already doing it. Even consuming NHI fictional media moves the needle. So thank you everyone!

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

inchworm posted:

The world... is changing

[checks the world]

https://twitter.com/SnoopDogg/status/1725196796618817785?s=20

yes

inchworm
Jun 23, 2023
snoop stops smoking

snoop starts having strange dreams about visitors

snoop can't deal, he has to tell somebody, anybody

he tells the world, and they come right after

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school




I too switched to dry herb vaping and it owns

Tekne
Feb 15, 2012

It's-a me, motherfucker


Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Perry Mason Jar posted:

For what it's worth everyone reading this thread, posting in it, sharing it, contemplating its contents, and looking up, is manifesting accelerated open contact. You can do it more intentionally but your participation in this way is already doing it. Even consuming NHI fictional media moves the needle. So thank you everyone!

I meditate to the birds asking for global assistance all the time, it seems as useful as any other thing to meditate on at least to me

so far I have received no direct responses

save us NHI friends
we're ready for space-communism or whatever

Fell Mood
Jul 2, 2022

A terrible Fell look!

:wrong:
We are not fundamentally different than our ancestors. The things that drive us are the same, and what we create in response is the same. Of course you can map and draw progression from the touchstones of past ages to what we have today.

SavageGentleman
Feb 28, 2010

When she finds love may it always stay true.
This I beg for the second wish I made too.

Fallen Rib
Maybe I'll give Greer's CE-5-meditation another chance - dude's a quack but just after a week of daily meditation my dreams got very weird and I had a very strange experience maybe/maybe not involving missing time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zcqh3XYEGT4

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

No...nooooo!!

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Fell Mood posted:

:wrong:
We are not fundamentally different than our ancestors. The things that drive us are the same, and what we create in response is the same. Of course you can map and draw progression from the touchstones of past ages to what we have today.

oh most definitely but you cannot uncritically draw direct identities between the outputs of complex cultural interactions, which are separated into almost absolutely distinct cultural contexts

Fell Mood
Jul 2, 2022

A terrible Fell look!

Squizzle posted:

oh most definitely but you cannot uncritically draw direct identities between the outputs of complex cultural interactions, which are separated into almost absolutely distinct cultural contexts

Fair enough. Pardon my shitposting.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


This is giving me ontological shock

Tea Party Crasher
Sep 3, 2012

What squizzle is saying makes a lot of sense to me. Even in modern times, it's sometimes impossible to directly translate concepts between two different languages. So much interpretation has to be done to massage words by saying it's "like x" or "similar to y", and by then you've transmuted into something understandable but not one to one with the original meaning.

It reminds me of that book "why fish don't exist". We can all understand what a fish is, but that's just a broad signifier for a type of body plan meant for the water. Fish all have many similarities but they aren't all the same thing, convergence and all that jazz. By only trying to analyze them by what makes them all similar we lose the essence of what they truly are individually.

So yeah, I would agree that anything intentionally formulated in the era of mass communication is wildly different from mythologies born out of oral traditions. Brands, advertising, and our understanding of how the economy works under capitalism are trickle down style information, created at the top to be disseminated down to the bottom, to eliminate class consciousness and create insecurities within us to be sated by consumerism.

That isn't to say that past societies didn't use mythology for state power, but they are definitely much different in the respect that these stories and beliefs were disseminated person to person through folklore- horizontally rather than vertically.

Tea Party Crasher has issued a correction as of 21:15 on Nov 16, 2023

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Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005
for every one he doesn't smoke, i'll smoke three

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