- Soonmot
- Dec 19, 2002
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Entrapta fucking loves robots
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Grimey Drawer
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Chapter
XXII
In the morning a pure white lamb stood calmly unafraid, just outside the circle of our camp. I thought maybe David or Senna or certainly Christopher would go for it. But no one broke ranks. I guess the message was a bit too pointed. People's backs were up now. Even Christopher was in a "screw you, Eshu" frame of mind.
I knew it was a mistake, that was the hell of it. I knew I'd let it all get personal, that I was making decisions that were more emotional than rational. And — with some help from April — I'd managed to get us all into a confrontation we were unlikely to win.
Too late. What could I do, announce that I was switching sides? I would lose all my credibility. Besides, truth was, I couldn't do that. I couldn't let Eshu beat me.
We marched toward the tree. North-shore teenagers looking for a permanent way home and Vikings looking for a belated ticket to Valhalla.
And of course, our witch.
I intended to use her. I wasn't sure if she'd let me, wasn't sure if I could force her. And I wasn't sure if Eshu could stop me. I didn't like what I was thinking, I didn't like having to wonder whether I should tell Senna, or find some way to force her against her will.
Well, Jalil, I told myself, you fight with the weapons you have. If you had a chainsaw or a bulldozer or a flamethrower you'd use them. Instead, you have a witch. So use the witch. Win the battle. Then worry about the right and the wrong. Not like she didn't deserve it. Not like she hadn't used us.
Maybe that was a bonus. A part of me was grinning a nasty grin, teeth bared, greedy for Senna's humiliation. A part of me was laughing at her, taunting her, thinking that I would do to her what she had done to me. Too much emotion in all this, another part of me warned. You're settling scores, Jalil; that's never a good idea.
The tree was big, beyond any normal tree. Like three or four redwoods, although not so much tall as wide and full. But it wasn't big on the scale of some things in Everworld. This tree wasn't big the way the Midgard Serpent was a big snake, or the way Nidhoggr was big. It was huge, but huge in a sort of modest way.
It did stand out, all alone in a sea of blue and orange grass. Nothing but grass approached it. A herd of elephants seemed to go out of its way to avoid the tree's shade. There wasn't so much a sense of threat from the tree. More like an air of importance. The elephants didn't turn their backs to the tree, or run from it. They just wandered wide of it. An elephant's version of respect, maybe.
But we were going right for the tree. It grew larger and larger. Closer. And the feeling of it grew in me. The feeling that I was seeing something old and vital and magnificent. A work of ancient art. A Colosseum or a Parthenon or a Notre Dame de Paris.
The tree united the two halves of this African world. The familiar world and the simplistically backward underworld. Senna had felt the roots beneath her some miles away from the tree itself. They were the arteries and veins of this twinned world.
David fell back to match step with me. "Okay, you have some kind of plan?"
I nodded. Glanced meaningfully at Senna and together David and I wandered away from her. Thorolf saw and joined in.
"Yonder is the great tree," Thorolf said. "It weighs down my heart."
David said, "Well, that's supposed to be what connects this upside-down world with the regular world."
Thorolf nodded. "Just as Yggdrasil carries the weight of all the worlds on its roots and branches."
"Uh-huh. That's just what I was thinking," David said dryly. "So what's the big plan?"
Thorolf looked at me, surprised at the notion that I would be formulating a plan.
Me, I was just surprised at the nature of the plan. I said, "Senna. When she got cut back there, her blood ran down all over her foot. Wherever she stepped, wherever she bled, the grass died."
David jerked his head back, like I'd said something offensive. "What are you talking about?"
"Her blood. It's toxic."
"Witch's blood is deadly poison," Thorolf agreed, stating a commonplace, like he was confirming that too much sugar would rot your teeth. "A. witch must be strangled or burned or drowned. You never cut the head from a witch or her blood will render all the land sterile. Just try growing a fine crop of rye or wheat in soil where a witch's blood has been shed."
He got a faraway look. "I wonder how the crop was this year. My good woman will do her best; she's a hard worker. But I should have liked to look out over my fields one last time."
"I liked your farm," I said.
He nodded gratefully. "It is a fine farm. Although I wish I could have bred the bull and..." He sighed, shook his head ruefully. "Well, I was lucky enough to die a warrior's death in battle. Thank the gods I did not die tending my fields, an old used-up man. That would have meant an afterlife in Hel. The sagas paint a grim picture of Hel."
"The sagas don't know the half of it," David said grimly. He patted the Viking on the shoulder. "We'll get you back to the real world. I don't guess you'll see your fields again, but you'll see Valhalla."
Thorolf brightened up, grinned, laughed, his eyes twinkling. "The finest ale ever brewed, and your cup never runs dry. Of course, you could drink the water! Ah-ha-ha-ha!"
It was impossible not to smile when Thorolf laughed. He was one of those guys. I felt a pang and knew that I would miss him when he was truly dead. Those hectic, scary days with the Vikings already seemed like the "good old days." The Viking spotted one of his men leering a little too blatantly at April and moved off to deliver a friendly Viking warning in the form of a backhand slap that would have
knocked my head clear off my neck. The nostalgia went with him.
David was glaring at me, eyes murderous. "Have you talked to Senna about this?" he demanded.
I shook my head. "No. She may not go along."
"Jesus, Jalil. You know what you're talking about?"
"I'm talking about killing that big tree there," I said. "Maybe killing the flip side of it, too, maybe destroying the cohesion of this messed-up little world here. Maybe killing a bunch of people, animals, a whole way of life."
David was taken aback. He'd been thinking only about Senna. "Kind of a high price to pay, isn't it? All that so you don't have to bow down? You bowed to Loki. You bowed to Hel. Suddenly you're Mr. Integrity?"
"Those were different. I was giving way to superior force. I had no choice. This is different Eshu wants me to bend. He wants me to give up what I believe. He wants me to submit on my own." I wasn't even convincing myself. I felt I had to add something, so lamely I said, "Besides, April won't do it."
"Uh-huh. So it's a personal thing, you and Eshu. He messed with you and now you're determined to show him who's boss. You and April both, for that matter."
“I can beat him," I snapped.
David didn't answer.
"We'll bluff him. He'll fold," I said.
"And if he doesn't? Or if he stops you?"
"You going to back me or not?" I demanded. "I've backed you plenty, David. I backed you when you were Senna's bitch, David."
He didn't flare up like I expected. He fidgeted with the hilt of his sword. He was in a box. He had no plan of his own. And it was true that I had backed him up many times. And he couldn't look, even now, like he was Senna's puppet. That last thing was what I counted on: This was David's chance to make it clear once and for all that he was no longer Senna's tool.
"drat you, Jalil," he said. "I'll back you up."
That should have been a relief. But it meant the sick plan I had hatched in my head was about to become real. And how would my friends here look at me afterward? I stared straight ahead, right at the tree. I had boasted that I would figure out the software. I had said I'd hack into Everworld and work the rules to my own ends. Well, here was the chance. Real-world reason meets Everworld magic.
Yeah, Jalil, tell yourself that's all there is to it. Tell yourself it's not personal. It's not ego. Real-world reason meets magic? No, real-world, nuclear-age ruthlessness meets Everworld naivete. Come on, Eshu. You think this is your land? You want to see me bend my knee? Come on, old man, I'm taking you to school.
so that's not the plan I thought it was. I also didn't realize that it was senna's blood that killed the grass, I thought she was like a wizard in Dark Sun, where they drain the land of life to fuel their magic.
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Chapter
XXIII
The tree's trunk was a skyscraper. Not the Sears Tower, maybe, but one of those lesser towers. Big enough to house a few dozen law firms, accountants, an insurance company, and room for a Starbucks and Subway on the ground floor. It was possible to imagine a bigger tree, but that didn't change the fact that this was one big tree. All of it was on a larger scale. The lower branches were as thick as big sewer pipes. The bark itself was like the armor plates of dinosaurs, a rough brickwork.
Any strong person would be able to climb it. Footholds, handholds, awkward and dangerous, but doable. We stood there, our ragged troop, all gazing up at branches that could have hosted squirrels the size of rhinoceroses. I half expected to find ants as big as cats crawling in single file up the trunk.
I glanced at David. He looked grim, gray. But he gave a curt nod. My heart skipped several beats. So this was what it was like to be in charge. To make the decisions David usually made. A weird mix of excitement and power rush and fear and vulnerability. I felt sick.
I took out Excalibur, my Coo-Hatch knife. I opened the blade. I walked up the gradual slope of an exposed root, balanced my way along, fighting the vertigo, closing my eyes from time to time just to clear away the illusion that I was an ant crawling suspended beneath a massive root that formed a ceiling.
I advanced till I was ten feet up in the air, up where the root joined the trunk. Then I began cutting. I made a long vertical slice, from as high as I could reach, all the way down between my feet. I stretched back up and made a parallel slice.
"Jalil, man, what are you doing, carving, 'Jalil. loves Miyuki'?" Christopher asked.
"No. I'm going to kill this tree."
"Kill the tree?" Christopher laughed. "When? Sometime around the turn of the next century? It's a two-inch blade and a tree the size of —"
David struck. His sword came up and out of its sheath. He swung the pommel hard. The gold and steel made a sickening crunch as it hit the back of Senna's head. Senna's face registered shock, then her eyes rolled up. She collapsed.
"What the hell?" Christopher yelled.
"David, what are you doing?" April cried.
Even the Vikings were stunned.
David knelt to check the already-swelling knot on Senna's head. His hands came away smeared with blood. He wiped it off with a handful of grass. Then he showed the grass to April and Christopher. The stems were withering, twisting. David threw the grass away. He looked heartsick. I guess I did, too.
I turned back to my work. I began making a series of shorter horizontal slashes in the root and lower trunk. As I cut I explained, falsely calm, pedantic. "These cuts will let the poison through the bark, into the veins of the tree. The poison will spread throughout the whole tree."
"No. This is wrong, Jalil." April. My ally.
I stopped what I was doing, turned carefully, not wanting to fall. April was white-faced, shocked, scared.
I said, "It's not going to hurt Senna."
"You're going to kill this tree?" April demanded.
"Are you crazy? You know this tree is supposedly holding all this together — what about all the people who live here? You don't know how much damage you may do."
"Come on, David," I said coldly, ignoring April, ignoring the part of me that agreed with her.
David put his arms around Senna, hauled her up off the ground, lifted her up like a groom carrying his bride across the threshold. Thorolf stepped up and took part of the weight. He took her legs and David her arms. Senna hung like a killed deer being carried off by hunters.
Christopher looked uncertain. His eyes darted from April to me. Pleading, wanting someone to tell him what to do. Then, with a helpless look for April, he came to help balance David and Thorolf as they climbed the root.
Eshu appeared. I was expecting him. But he looked different. Younger. Stronger. No longer playing the simple old man. He was revealed now as a powerfully built warrior, perhaps twenty-five. The hair was the same, but now he radiated vital energy. And then, around the tree below us, other figures materialized. Terrible creatures, male and female. A massive, powerful man with fire in his nostrils, whose every breath made thunder rumble... a young- looking man, not much older than me, but with a body divided in half, vertically, white on one side, black on the other... a woman who seemed to be made of water, suspended, muddy liquid. Her ears, neck, lips, arms were all
adorned with fantastic copper bracelets and baubles... a nightmarish figure covered with open, rimming sores, bleeding pock-marks ... a figure with the head of a lion... a figure with the head of a demon...
"The Orisha," I said.
"Those who you have insulted," Eshu snapped.
"Keep moving," I grated to David.
Senna's inert body was closer to the sliced bark.
"Get down from the tree," Eshu warned.
David manhandled Senna up, grabbed her by her dress, and pushed her against the tree trunk. He held her there and I grabbed her right leg with one hand and held the knife against her flesh. The blade that would cut anything was an inch from a vein in Senna's ankle.
"Let us go, Eshu," I said with cold triumph. "Let us go, or I'll spill this witch's blood into the tree."
Eshu hesitated. I thought, I have him. I have the bastard. Then I saw a look in the god's eyes that I recognized: defiance. He wasn't going to be beaten. Not by me. Whatever the risk. All at once the sensation that had dogged us all, the feeling that we were upside down and the world was upside down, that the sky was below us and the ground above, all of that became real. Gravity reversed. I fell toward the sky. Senna, David, we all fell upward/downward, fell up/down into the tree branches that were above us.
I fell toward the white sky and blue clouds. I hit a branch. Hit it with my lower back, kidneys and muscles slammed, pain like a cattle prod. I swarmed, tried to grab on, hold, slipped, fell, bellowed in terror and rage, fell, slammed again, this time twisted, grabbed, fingers scrabbling, feet kicking. I was on a branch, holding on with one arm and the weight of my own body bent over the branch, guts heaving. I gasped for air, lungs collapsed, empty, sucked in a breath.
I looked up toward the ground above. The Orisha stood there, implacable, upside down, standing as though nothing had happened. Standing upside down, glued to the dirt and grass sky, gazing up at me, Eshu with cold triumph. I glanced down toward the sky, toward the higher branches of the tree. Far, far off, far below I saw three figures twisting, turning, silent-screaming as they fell forever and ever. One of them — the Asian Viking, I thought — hit a cloud, puffed baby blue, and disappeared from sight.
In the branches, here and there, the others. Vikings. Thorolf. And, I hoped, my friends. I couldn't see Christopher but I could hear him cursing violently. I neither saw nor heard April. David was just below me. He had one arm wrapped around a branch. His body hung in air, and with his other hand he held a still unconscious Senna, a limp rag doll with hair that moved fitfully in the breeze.
David was losing his grip on the branch. I knew he'd fall before he'd let go of Senna. I had to reach him. But the vertigo, the confusion, the mind warp was twisting my perceptions. I literally could not figure out how to move, which way. I forced concentration, ignored the pain in my pummeled body. Toward the sky. Up. Down. No, forget those words, they mean nothing. I looked away from the tree. A herd of gazelles alternately leaped and moped along, a quarter mile away, upside down, indifferent to the fact that for us gravity had been reversed on orders from a skinny minor god.
I inched along the branch toward the trunk. Grab the rough bark, Jalil, use it, just like climbing one of those mountain-climbing walls. Except for there being no safety line. Except for the fact that if I slipped I wouldn't fall twenty feet to a padded floor, I'd fall forever and ever into an empty sky.
I closed my eyes, yelled, "David, hang on, I'm coming."
I reached his branch, slid out onto it.
"Hurry," he gritted.
No time for caution. No time to crawl. I sucked in a deep breath, winced at the pain in my ribs, and stepped forward onto the branch, tightrope walking. It was the balance beam event at the Olympics. Five steps at a near run, then I dropped down, hugged the branch for a second, reached, and grabbed David around the armpit. I had him but I had nowhere near the strength to pull him up. All I could do was keep him from slipping any farther.
"Let her go," I said.
"No."
"I can't pull you both up, David."
"Not letting her go," he said in a near-sob.
"Christopher!" I yelled. "Get here. We need help!"
"Where are you?"
"Senna! Wake up!" David cried.
I yelled, "Below... I mean, we're, I think we're toward the sky. I can't see you. Can you reach the trunk? Maybe you can see us from there. Hurry."
Eshu appeared. He squatted comfortably on the branch just beyond David.
"Mortals must learn to respect the gods," he said smugly. "You must make a sacrifice; you must show respect."
"All right," David snapped. "drat it, Jalil, give it up. It's over."
Eshu gloated, grinned at me, deliberately provocative. "David's our leader," I said tightly. "If he orders me to do it, I'll do it." It was a cowardly way out. I was giving in; I was submitting and trying to blame it on David. I had never considered anything David said to be an order. It was a pathetic, self-justifying lie. It was all I had.
"Do it!" David said.
"Bring on your sheep," I said to Eshu.
He grinned, nasty, hard, coldly angry. "Sheep? No. The time has passed for offering sheep."
"Then what the hell do you want?" I raged. "You win, all right? What do you want?"
"The witch," he hissed. "Kill the witch. Strangle the life from her and offer her life to the gods."
well eshu just pissed off david, and that's dangerous.
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Chapter
XXIV
My insides turned to ice.
"What?"
A blur of movement, a flying creature the size of a lion, but with the unmistakable roar of a Viking berserker. Thorolf dropped, hit Eshu, wrapped his beefy arms around him and knocked the messenger of the gods into the sky. They fell, twirling toward the clouds.
"Ha-ha-ha, by Mighty Thor's hammer, I have you!" Thorolf exulted, voice fading away as he fell/rose. Eshu pushed, writhed, punched, but Thorolf held him close, wrapped him up in his python arms.
I yelled, "Get ready, he'll reverse gravity to save himself!"
It was instantaneous. Up became down. I'd just had time to scuttle around the branch, beneath it, and now I was above it again, and the ground was down while seeming up, and the sky was up while seeming to be down. Eshu and Thorolf were a cannonball reaching the top of its arc. They slowed, stopped, began to fall back down toward the tree.
I heard Christopher yell. I heard April scream. I grabbed at David, we scrambled madly, heaved at anything we could grab, and then, a gasping rest as the two of us and Senna were finally safely draped across a branch with gravity pulling us down. Eshu and Thorolf blew past, slowed, and landed with minimal impact on the grass below us.
Thorolf still held the god. He looked like some WWF freak who had grabbed a skinny guy up out of the audience and was intent on squeezing him till his eyes popped. The other Orisha looked nonplussed. But now Eshu was shape-shifting, becoming a lion. Not even Thorolf could hold a lion.
"We're above the slash marks," I said to David.
"Tell them," he snapped.
"Eshu! Eshu!" I cried. I grabbed Senna's ankle and pressed my knife against it again. "I'll cut. She'll bleed. And your tree will wither and die. Along with you and the rest of your little freak show."
He stopped changing. He was a thin old man again. A man in a loincloth with Don King's hair. He glared up at me, seething with dangerous rage. I swear he would never have given way, I swear I saw intransigence, suicidal stubbornness in his eyes. But then his expression softened, his gaze became vague. He seemed to be listening. He nodded slowly and bowed his head.
For a while he said nothing. He was swallowing his personal rage. Swallowing his own will. Just what he had made me do. At last he met my gaze again, and now he was perfectly composed, calm, accepting. "The great high gods have spoken," he said. "You may leave this world."
It was sudden and complete. The sky was no longer white but blue. The clouds were puffy cotton. The grass was green and yellow and definitely below us. Also below us, Eshu. All the other Orisha had gone. Evaporated. Had they ever even been there? Senna was stirring, waking up, moaning. David and I handed her down as gently as we could. April appeared below us and helped her half sister down to
the grass. Christopher came around the trunk of the tree. The Vikings milled together, looking spooked.
"Are we free to go?" David asked Eshu.
I couldn't gloat. Didn't feel like it anyway. I had been ready to submit. Eshu had lost, and yet he'd beaten me, too. We were two scarred, wounded veterans from different sides of a pointless battle.
"You may go," Eshu said. "The sacrifices have appeased the high gods."
"What sacrifices?" April demanded.
An impact that shook the ground. I jerked my head, saw the Viking bounce. Another impact, another. The three Vikings who had fallen into a white sky fell out of a blue one and slammed the earth. None ever moved.
Eshu grinned. "The great high gods have all wisdom. I am only their humble messenger."
"Screw you, too," I said.
Eshu laughed and turned away. Without looking back he said, "Do not come to this land again."
"Yeah," I agreed.
He was gone. And I was left feeling my ribs to see if any of them were broken. But my own aches and pains and bruises were nothing now. Because now the Vikings all around us were bleeding, gushing red, guts spilling. One man's head fell cleanly off his neck. As I stared, horrified, a long, bloody gash opened up in Thorolt's chest.
He gaped down at it, seemed frightened for a moment, then smiled and said, "Ah."
"Is that... is that the wound that killed you?" April asked gently.
He nodded. "Yes. And here it is again. Already I feel cold death approaching."
The Vikings were dropping, falling, moaning. Dying around us of their renewed wounds. It was the aftermath of battle, all condensed, all so sudden. Bloody yet nearly silent. Thorolf staggered, fell to his knees. April went to him, put her hand on his shoulder. He smiled at her, then pushed her away.
"I die a warrior!" he yelled in his usual roar. "Come to me, Valkyries! Come to Thorolf. I claim a warrior's right!"
Then he fell onto his face. David felt the pulse in his neck. He patted the Viking's pot-metal helmet. "He's dead."
"They're all dead," Senna said.
I was startled to hear her. Did she know what we'd done to her? What I had done to her? I composed my face and looked at her. Oh, yes. She knew. She knew, and if she meant to frighten me she did a good job. No rage, no tantrum, just cool, controlled, determined
malevolence. She had never been a friend. Now she was an enemy.
"I hope the Valkyries have him," Christopher said. "I hope he made it to Valhalla."
All at once, as if in answer to his sentiment, the entire sky ripped open. Four women astride four massive horses appeared in the sky,
galloping on air, blond braids flying, swords slapping against bare, muscular thighs. Their faces were stern, not beautiful so much
as flawless. They had crazy-wild blue eyes and bared their teeth like sharks closing in on a surfer. They were armed and armored and helmeted, and any one of them could have put her fist through a brick wall. They made Xena look like a member of the Baby-sitters Club.
Then it was as if the blue sky were theater curtains. The Valkyries grabbed handfuls of blue and rolled it back to reveal an amazing scene. We were standing just outside of an impossibly vast room. The timbers that supported the roof were as big as the tree that still
shaded us. There were rows of high, arched windows you could have flown a 747 through, and tables that were thousands of feet long, but narrow enough to reach across. And everywhere, everywhere, thousands, tens of thousands, maybe more Vikings, all dressed in fabulous furs and glittering golden armor, gnashed their teeth on joints of meat as big as Virginia hams, and raised massive silver cups and swilled rivers of pale yellow ale.
The noise was deafening: shouts, roars, bellows, boasts, good- natured threats, banged cups, food flung and chewed and ripped. It was a wall of noise. And there, standing nearest to us, was Thorolf. Not far off I spotted Olaf Ironfoot and Sven Swordeater, two of the Vikings
we'd seen die while fighting the Aztecs. Valhalla.
"Okay, that's the frat I'm rushing when I get to college," Christopher said with an amazed laugh.
"Ah! My minstrels!" Thorolf yelled happily. "I've told my brothers of your great song, my minstrel friends. They demand to hear it sung.” He swilled a cup and turned to bellow in a voice that should have made my ears bleed, "Listen up, you dogs! Listen to the
song of the minstrels!"
"The song?" April echoed. "For all of them?"
But what were we going to do? Say no to a hundred thousand drunken Vikings, all of whom had died in battle? Say no to our friend Thorolf? Say no to the glowering Valkyries? So we sang the song we had sung for Olaf and Thorolt'so long ago.
We were shaky at first, struggling to pick up the tune and get into the same key. Straining at some of the half-remembered lyrics. But
we sang it.
"Mine eyes have seen the glory of the mighty Viking lords,
they are trampling out the vineyards where the grapes of wrath are stored.
They have loosed the fateful lightning of their terrible swift swords.
The Vikes are marching on!"
"Glory, glory hallelujah,
lordy how we'll stick it to ya.
Glory, glory hallelujah, the
Vikes are marching on!"
By the second verse we were warmed up and laughing as we sang.
"We jumped aboard our longboats and sailed upon the seas,
and we slaughtered all who fought us, and we did just as we pleased,
'cause we're crazy Viking warriors and we never beg for peace,
the Vikes are marching on!"
In the history of the world no one ever got the kind of hand we got. The Vikings didn't politely applaud. They erupted into what looked an awful lot like a full-fledged riot. They shook their weapons and howled, and the Valkyries joined in, shrieking horribly and twirling their swords and spears.
And then we sang the song again. And again. And only after the entire drunken crowd was singing along did Thorolf nod to us and say, "Thank you, my minstrel friends."
"Thank you, Thorolf," I whispered.
And Christopher yelled, "Hey, Thorolf. So how is the beer in Valhalla?"
Thorolf threw back his big head and laughed, "Ha-ha-ha!" and drained about a gallon down his throat.
The Valkyries drew the curtains of sky closed, slipped through the seam, and disappeared completely. For a long time no one said anything.
Then David sighed. "The Coo-Hatch are with us again. Way back there."
"And Egypt is that way," Senna said.
And with that, We're onto out last four books. I'll give everyone a couple days before starting the next one again.
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