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loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Gumball Gumption posted:

I was wondering why the Americans never tried ripping off the Yakuza games but you're a big fat Italian goomba

I think this is just Vice City

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loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Americanized Yakuza is Yakuza but the satire is dumber, the MC is more psychotic, and there are more guns and explosions and less fist fighting. That's Vice City my friends

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Al! posted:

unlike lpzie i'm actuall yplaying more battlebits. it's in it's call of duty era: high tier assault rifles are objectively a better choice than every other kind of gun

bro come on. ... I'm down to play literally right now

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

oh hol up... busy

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Chatgpt write me a fanfiction where Kiryu and Niko Bellic hang out and go bowling

Kiryu's inner monologue reacting to Roman Bellic's passion for big American titties

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Trevor from GTA V would probably be a good Y7 boss fight

Popy
Feb 19, 2008

anglos could never do yakuza-like vibes right

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



Mafia is the american yakuza-like and it does suck

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


I woke up with herald of darkness playing in my head drat you remedy

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


last major update for caves of qud before 1.0 dropped today. new dungeons, more stories, etc. sounds boss but I'm gonna wait for the big release at this point

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
saints row 2-4 is the american version of the yakuza series

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Xaris posted:

There's a demo out for the steam nextfest

I tried it, it seems promising but it was horrible performance and didn't quite feel smooth or very deep. iim still lookin' forward to it

weird, it ran pretty well for me on the steam deck and great on my main machine

:pcgaming:

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Al! posted:

saints row 2-4 is the american version of the yakuza series

yeah I'd agree with this

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Al! posted:

saints row 2-4 is the american version of the yakuza series

its not the yakuza series america needs but it is the yakuza series we deserve

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Buck Wildman posted:

last major update for caves of qud before 1.0 dropped today. new dungeons, more stories, etc. sounds boss but I'm gonna wait for the big release at this point

It's up there with Shadow of the Erdtree for me. Across the world, tens of gamers are crying out for that old MUD experience brought into the modern day. I hope people give it a chance.

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012

Buck Wildman posted:

last major update for caves of qud before 1.0 dropped today. new dungeons, more stories, etc. sounds boss but I'm gonna wait for the big release at this point

same (not that I've ever gotten past tomb of the eaters anyway)

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I'm going to have more arms and legs than brain cells. I will live in the shadows and take control of others and sacrifice them for my goals in my stead. I will turn a corner and get killed brutally by 3 spiders.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Buck Wildman posted:

last major update for caves of qud before 1.0 dropped today. new dungeons, more stories, etc. sounds boss but I'm gonna wait for the big release at this point

Caves of Quds Force

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012

I will play myself irl first, a mutant covered in fine quills and spitting webs from my spinnerets that makes doors sentient

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I was inspired by a heroic blade of grass I once happened upon. I turned it into a barely nourishing soup and carry its spirit with me.

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
I wish one of the Yakuza games was on switch so I could play it in bed.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


MonsieurChoc posted:

I wish one of the Yakuza games was on switch so I could play it in bed.

buy a steam deck

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

new battlebits codes. they will last for 500 days ! after that, u're out of LUCK. GET THEM FAST!

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loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Let my character gently caress the Emperor this time around, mostly out of curiosity. The game explicitly says sex with the mind flayer is "the best experience of your life" lol

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Clearly it's only because this character didn't gently caress Halsin in bear mode

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


loquacius posted:

Let my character gently caress the Emperor this time around, mostly out of curiosity. The game explicitly says sex with the mind flayer is "the best experience of your life" lol

One would imagine that something that can tickle your pleasure centers directly can probably give you the best experience of your life, yes

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Lpzie posted:

new battlebits codes. they will last for 500 days ! after that, u're out of LUCK. GET THEM FAST!

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stop hacking my gibson

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Mr. Lobe posted:

One would imagine that something that can tickle your pleasure centers directly can probably give you the best experience of your life, yes

Really, all the characters in the game are missing out by not having sex with mind flayers constantly all the time

Dunno whether Minthara is mad at me for it because she's in that state where she has declared vague intentions to gently caress at some undetermined point in the future but not actually done it yet, but even if so, worth it. I cheated on Lae'zel with her in the first place anyway. I'm evil, why not

Dark Urge is a messy bitch who loves drama

duomo
Oct 9, 2007




Soiled Meat

how could you play a yakuza game in english?

err
Apr 11, 2005

I carry my own weight no matter how heavy this shit gets...

Lpzie posted:

new battlebits codes. they will last for 500 days ! after that, u're out of LUCK. GET THEM FAST!

bring back claymores.... wtf battlebits

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

yup, been saying this ! completely unfair

Whirling
Feb 23, 2023

oh poo poo the persona tactics game comes out today

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

loquacius posted:

Really, all the characters in the game are missing out by not having sex with mind flayers constantly all the time

Dunno whether Minthara is mad at me for it because she's in that state where she has declared vague intentions to gently caress at some undetermined point in the future but not actually done it yet, but even if so, worth it. I cheated on Lae'zel with her in the first place anyway. I'm evil, why not

Dark Urge is a messy bitch who loves drama

Data divers have found stuff for a cut Minthara pregnancy storyline.

Whirling
Feb 23, 2023

MonsieurChoc posted:

Data divers have found stuff for a cut Minthara pregnancy storyline.

Probably for the best but it tragically cut one of the best line reads in the game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z8WXh0qr7c&t=16s

Communist Bear
Oct 7, 2008

RandolphCarter posted:

I woke up with herald of darkness playing in my head drat you remedy

I've got balance slays the demon stuck in mine.

Catchy songs

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


I've been alternating between Dark Ocean Summoning and Herald of Darkness since playing. But I already loved Poets of the Fall, and their connection to Remedy games is what got me to play Alan Wake in the first place.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
hot take but I didn't think dark ocean summoning scene was as epic as what they were trying to go for. it was also really easy

DrManiac
Feb 29, 2012

MonsieurChoc posted:

Data divers have found stuff for a cut Minthara pregnancy storyline.

I sincerely hope they restore this and have her eventually dump a baby in your inventory. Only then can baldur's gate 3 be the true successor to 2.

double nine
Aug 8, 2013

youtube keeps recommending My Dark Disquiet and tbh I can't fault it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRQGOtBVELo

poets of the fall make some bangers

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KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

duomo posted:

how could you play a yakuza game in english?

Easy, it's in the options.

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